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Yes I Have Balls wrote:[

that fat pig,

Ok, you're clearly a woman. Men will call a woman a fat pig if she's a fat pig, but only women call other skinny women that.

What happened? Some @fit cougar with bolt-on tits lure away your sad sack husband?

Eileen is good people, you're clearly a cunt. Use another forum for your personal grudge.

Gin Master wrote:Jez, that pic makes me wish I was on a MTB coming the other way.

YesIHaveBalls, despite the quality thickness displayed on your avatar, your preoccupation with structural issues (with Barky on the toilet) and your disdain for Eileen's ripe, meaty inner thighs has me concerned. Are you going to start chumming up with Rant and posting pics of dudes?

@fit dumbassery at it's very finest.

Jezebel Jones wrote:Srsly?

If that guy on the left fell backwards, for whatever reason, he'd be unable to release his arms from that barbell and he'd quite literally snap his back in two. These guys are world leaders in stupidity.

Yes, I'm drunk wrote:

Jezebel Jones wrote:Srsly?

If that guy on the left fell backwards, for whatever reason, he'd be unable to release his arms from that barbell and he'd quite literally snap his back in two. These guys are world leaders in stupidity.

It looks like they took a page out of DNF's (aka BMacNCheeze) book. I heard that douche did the same thing but on his glorified $5000 treadmill.

friedquads wrote:It looks like they took a page out of DNF's (aka BMacNCheeze) book. I heard that douche did the same thing but on his glorified $5000 treadmill.

Hey, hey, hey! It's a $6000 treadmill. Get it right.

Yes I Have Balls wrote:

Charismatic megafauna wrote:

Yes I Have Balls wrote:Is that that fat broad Eileen and her fake tits?

easy there rebel, i don't make fun of you for craving cock now do i?

I don't know what you do in your free time, but if that turns you on go for it.

I wasn't making fun of that fat pig, just saying she has giant fake tits - that pic may not even be her. Unless she is you.... then come clean about your breast implants.

Brosephulus, check the big girl thread for the diameter of my wheelhouse. I've got reach and I'm not saying, I'm just saying. Barky's cute and all, IRL, you're gonna want to go with fun.

Here's one for balls:

http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/u ... orexic.jpg

Gin Master wrote:Here's one for balls:

http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/u ... orexic.jpg

Poor Balls. His testicles haven't dropped into his scrotum yet. Give him a few years and he'll be fine.

spider monkey wrote:

Gin Master wrote:Here's one for balls:

http://www.dvorak.org/blog/wp-content/u ... orexic.jpg

Poor Balls. His testicles haven't dropped into his scrotum yet. Give him a few years and he'll be fine.

ballz is but a sprout, hasn't learned the simple truths of getting it on.

Jezebel Jones wrote:Eileen is good people ....

She gave me herpes. That is not good people.

Between Allison Betof, You, Mie Yoshinaga, Jeannie Pino Barrow, Mandy Jahshan and Tamara Cohen


Tamara Cohen October 27 at 7:44pm Reply• Report
Okay, girls. YOU are my focus group. Glenn Pendlay is letting me develop a women's clothing line for him. Yeah, I know, it's ridiculous. Anyway, I have a million ideas, but I wanted to get your opinions as to what you would actually buy. If you love me and want to help me, please respond. If not, I will still love you.

I think I am starting with t-shirts and knee socks. Shorts are a pain in the ass. I don't buy shorts online. I like my lululemon shorts and my sequined shorts, haha. I don't think we are going to make Pendlay sequined shorts, though :).

So, for shirts, what is most appealing to you? I would like to make a burnout tee like: http://www.alternativeapparel.com/Shop/ ... Y&Color=BK because I'd actually WEAR that outside of the gym. My other choice would be something more simple like the American Apparel Track Tee http://store.americanapparel.net/tr301.html because everyone seems to like how that fits for a more typical "gym" shirt, and it also looks good as a regular shirt.

Then, would you rather it just have a Pendlay logo on it or do you want some badass type saying?

Finally, colors. I like the Alternative Apparel violet, cobalt and black in the burnout tee. Or in the Track Tee the orchid or evergreen. Or would you rather have BORING GRAY?

Anything else? I LOOOOOOOVE YOU.

Allison Betof October 27 at 7:50pm Reply• Report
YESSS!!! Yay! I love this. So, I would add two things that female crossfitters wear ALL the time. Tank tops (for those of us who aren't that comfortable in just sports bras). The bella long is a popular one- I have a bunch from different crossfit boxes and I LOVE them. And, of course, sports bras since we often work out in just that. You know Pendalay will love the idea of having his name stamped on thousands of women's chests.

As for your ideas- I love burnout tees so I'm definitely in favor of them and the AA tees fit awesome. :-)

Mandy Jahshan October 27 at 7:52pm Reply• Report
burnout colors that are bad ass: violet, cobalt, black, and kelly green is pretty baller too. but i am partial to the track tees. i have a one from CF durham in the orchid. its fucking cool. and what the fuck is the point of you developing a womens line if there isnt something inappropriate, offensive, or at least bad ass in addition to the pendlay logo? oh.. and no boring gray. ps- tell me how delicious the peanut butter was. i miss it.

Tamara Cohen October 27 at 8:11pm Reply• Report
Okay, yes, yes, I meant to talk about tank tops. And, I had originally mentioned sports bras to Glenn, BUT, the ones that tend to be cheap enough to print are not good for women with boobs bigger than a B or small C. So, I gotta research that. Like, look at the BlingFit bras I just ordered. They are the cheap stretchy Champion ones from Target. No support.

I only had one tablespoon of Jif left, but I put it in the whey protein shake (chocolate with no added sugar) and a banana, and it was seriously awesome.

Ashley Thompson Denton October 27 at 9:01pm
Love that you are doing this. And I ultra love all of the above ideas especially the burn-out shirts. Big huge fan of socks myself so I think that's great. I say go for something catchy and attention grabbing. After all, that's what we are, right?!?
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Mie Yoshinaga October 27 at 9:28pm Reply• Report
This is great!! You definitely need to design a line of clothing before you start your own talk show. ;)
I will definitely buy socks and shirts (in that order)!! brighter the better and def with badass writing/graphic (I LOVE Glenn, but PENDLAY is just not cool enough to stand on its own on a shirt....) weightlifting already has a line of boring clothes, and i'm excited to finally own something cute and weightlifting related!

Tamara Cohen October 27 at 9:30pm Reply• Report
Yay. Okay, so now I'ma think of some good slogans that aren't totally overused and/or CrossFit cheesy. Then, you can decide what sucks :).

Mie Yoshinaga October 27 at 9:38pm Reply• Report
Is this going to be weightlifting-themed apparel targeted towards CFers? I think CFers buy more shirts than weightlifters....lol

Tamara Cohen October 27 at 9:42pm Reply• Report
Yes. Totally for CFers. Glenn is banking on my popularity in the CrossFit world. Obviously. Since no one in the weightlifting world knows that I exist.

Mie Yoshinaga October 27 at 9:48pm Reply• Report
Sweet. This is totally going to work then :)
we will await the list of slogans.

Jeannie Pino Barrow October 28 at 7:45am Reply• Report
I like the burnout shirts, but i love the AA shirts. I also love socks. Are you thinking different patterns for socks or an interesting logo of some sort? I can't wait to see 'tamara-isms' on t-shirts. fucking awesome. i wonder if this has sesame street potential :)

Tamara Cohen October 28 at 8:00am Reply• Report
I don't know what our options with the socks are yet. Glenn sure as hell doesn't know, but I think he has a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy, haha. I'd be okay with socks with stripes that say Pendlay on them in the colors that match the shirts.

Tamara Cohen October 28 at 12:18pm Reply• Report
Okay, I really haven't spent time slogans yet, but a few (possibly stupid) ideas:

1. Stop Sucking at Life - Pendlay Barbell
2. Be Badass - Pendlay Barbell
3. Real Girls Lift Heavy - Pendlay Barbell
4. Strong Bitch - Pendlay Barbell

Ashley Thompson Denton October 28 at 12:41pm
I really like #1 and #3. :)
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Jeannie Pino Barrow October 28 at 1:52pm Reply• Report
1-3-4...not a huge fan of bad ass. I like 4 because I would wear it. Not sure its overly 'marketable' though. you run the risk of offending people adverse to swearing.
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Ashley Thompson Denton October 28 at 2:12pm
Yeah, I think the words "badass" and "epic" are completely overused on CrossFit. If I see one more "badass epic" post from Patrick Barber I'm going to pull out all of my toenails... orrrrrrrrr maybe just de-friend him.
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Tamara Cohen October 28 at 2:31pm Reply• Report
Yeah I am not a fan of bitch because of the profanity/offensive reasons. I don't think badass is as offensive but I do agree it is overused. The other two were my faves from that list.
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Tamara Cohen October 28 at 8:22pm Reply• Report
Okay, the other thing I have to come up with is a name for the entire line. I don't think that the Tamara Cohen or TC line is gonna do the trick. Much too boring. Ideas? Something with glitter? Or world domination? Haha.

Ashley Thompson Denton October 28 at 8:32pm
What about something like

PDC
-------
Pull
Drop
Catch

Lame I know. First thing that came to mind though.
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Mie Yoshinaga October 28 at 8:34pm Reply• Report
Glitter>World
(that's a 'greater than' sign)

Tamara Cohen October 28 at 8:37pm Reply• Report
Nothing is lame. Certainly not anything this group would suggest. And speaking of awesome people, pimp me. PLEASE pimp me. Suggest me as a FB friend to your friends who will appreciate my awesomeness and my "faults," as Mie said, bwahaha. I really need at least 2000 FB friends for a clothing line :). Free marketing.

Tamara Cohen October 28 at 8:38pm Reply• Report
I mean, really, how can I have a clothing line without somehow incorporating glitter? Blasphemy.

Mie Yoshinaga October 28 at 8:40pm Reply• Report
Glitter Girls

Strong Girls @ Pendlay Barbels

Ashley Thompson Denton October 28 at 8:48pm
"Pull Drop Catch"

Oh Glenn, no. No no no no.

I can't decide whether Tamara Cohen or Katherine Derbyshire should win the award for most annoying human on the Internet.

kreator wrote:I can't decide whether Tamara Cohen or Katherine Derbyshire should win the award for most annoying human on the Internet.

Cohen by a country mile.

My son took a bite of cupcake at a birthday party recently and then announced, “Mama, this has too much sugar in it. Can I please have a plate of hummus?” And, as much as my husband hates to admit it, even my pictures of my abs serve a good purpose. People like abs. They want to know how you got your abs. They claim that they will do anything to have abs just like yours.

http://paleochix.com/?p=1957

Jezebel Jones wrote:Oh Glenn, no. No no no no.

She must have given Glenn a blowjob to end all blowjobs while wearing a paper bag over her head to get him to "offer" her that opportunity.

It's Friday. You know where to go, if you haven't already.

Ladies, don't forget to submit your pics in time for Androween.

Androween indeed. The gristle to squish factor is way too high this week.

Well done once again.

This is a bit over the edge, but maybe not for Ed...

powerlifter54 wrote:Well done once again.

This is a bit over the edge, but maybe not for Ed...

Oh my.

Who is that guy?

WildGorillaMan wrote:It's Friday. You know where to go, if you haven't already.

Ladies, don't forget to submit your pics in time for Androween.

I heard Pendlay is running andro Friday on his website now, and getting much more traffic. He also will be carrying men's booty shorts in XL.

Your days are numbered.

WildGorillaMan wrote:It's Friday.

Fucking hell man, you've outdone your self.

MOAR!

Fat Cat wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote:It's Friday.

Fucking hell man, you've outdone your self.

Thanks, Brah. I stand as tall as I do because I stand on the shoulders of some really savage broads.

Ya know when you go on vacation and all you pack are crossfit shirts? YOU"RE A CUNT!