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YOU ARE NOT THIS HARDCOAR!!!1!!!
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Almost everyone I've met in person after meeting them on the internet turns out to be just people.
I haven't met a true douchbag in some time. I guess I'm kind of isolated, though, because this place is full of Michi-douches.
This has been true for me as well. All good folks.
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This is true. There have only been 3 people I've ever met in person that I truly considered to be a douche. Dave Castro, Brian McKenzie, and a guy in high school who probably turned out alright but I haven't seen him in 30 years.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Almost everyone I've met in person after meeting them on the internet turns out to be just people.
I haven't met a true douchbag in some time. I guess I'm kind of isolated, though, because this place is full of Michi-douches.
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how about they change the games so any woman can win it? that would be good.syaigh wrote:You know what will be really funny?
When Reebok changes the women's Gaymes events so that a pretty girl can win it.
this year's feman winner was a some guy about mickey's size.
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Don't worry Mickey, he didn't say you weren't dreamy.Mickey O'neil wrote:Hey!

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Except that little she-asian was more Mickey than Mickey, if you know what I mean.
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I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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i got no fucking idea if the mick is dreamy. i don't roll that way.syaigh wrote:Don't worry Mickey, he didn't say you weren't dreamy.Mickey O'neil wrote:Hey!
the mick says he is uber-sexy. who am i to say otherwise?
the x-fit munchkin is neither dreamy nor sexy. it's a physical phenomenon, but then so it a dwarf shrew.
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Hey, don't get your panties in a bunch just because the past two pages are all talking about B-boi's nutsack.dead man walking wrote:i got no fucking idea if the mick is dreamy. i don't roll that way.syaigh wrote:Don't worry Mickey, he didn't say you weren't dreamy.Mickey O'neil wrote:Hey!
the mick says he is uber-sexy. who am i to say otherwise?
the x-fit munchkin is neither dreamy nor sexy. it's a physical phenomenon, but then so it a dwarf shrew.
And who cares about the she-male? I'm just looking out for my boy Mickey. I know a pretty mouth when I see one.
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hey, if you can get the mick to forget katie p and get his "pretty" mouth buried in your cooter, i'm happy for the both of you.
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Oh, that's a pipe dream, but glad to hear you're thinking of us.dead man walking wrote:hey, if you can get the mick to forget katie p and get his "pretty" mouth buried in your cooter, i'm happy for the both of you.
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Well, syaigh, you do live a hell of a lot closer to me than Katie does.syaigh wrote:Oh, that's a pipe dream, but glad to hear you're thinking of us.dead man walking wrote:hey, if you can get the mick to forget katie p and get his "pretty" mouth buried in your cooter, i'm happy for the both of you.

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woman, if mickey thought he had a chance, he'd be all about making you happy.
post tits, and he'll be at your place quick as a cricket. you'll just have to dream about me.
post tits, and he'll be at your place quick as a cricket. you'll just have to dream about me.
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weds warmup is notable today.
Just a hunch but with one obvious exception most of those athletes would benjoyable to get to know along the not self obsessed attention whore category.
Just a hunch but with one obvious exception most of those athletes would benjoyable to get to know along the not self obsessed attention whore category.
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Oh my! WTF are they "feeding" these "girls"?


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I've been out for a spell and have ten pages to catch up on. This is gold:
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Again...and I'm still catching up on pages, so hope this hasn't been covered...this "women they wish they could fuck" is older than gristly meat curtains. A lot of the guys on here are married, have children, and are happy about both. If you want to spend your golden years keeping up with JennWow and The Situation, have at it. I cook, earn a decent living, and look better than most of the slapdicks around me, but I'll never brag about any of that shit on Facebook or some stupid blog (except for brisket porn). Talking about how great you are or how good you look is unbecoming at any age. My son has to hear that shit from the hookers at his elementary school. I'd love to tell him that girls grow out of it, but apparently not all of them do.TheCoug wrote:apart from seeing that the guys on this thread love to fuck, spank, post pics of the women they wish they could fuck but love to spank to, and they really hate crossfit...
(Most of) the women we post here might be fun for a roll but that's about it. We've all been 20 and realize that a lot of those girls are warm vaginas with crazy attached. Calling out a narcissistic cunt with a cut-rate boob job and sweaty sports bra doesn't make me a hater who "can't fuck the pretty girls;" it makes her an ugly bitch regardless of how nice she looks.
PS I'm happy that Couch liberated you so that you feel good posting pics of yourself in a bikini. @F still sucks.
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THAT WHOLE THING IS JUST SO GOOD!!! =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>Again...and I'm still catching up on pages, so hope this hasn't been covered...this "women they wish they could fuck" is older than gristly meat curtains. A lot of the guys on here are married, have children, and are happy about both. If you want to spend your golden years keeping up with JennWow and The Situation, have at it. I cook, earn a decent living, and look better than most of the slapdicks around me, but I'll never brag about any of that shit on Facebook or some stupid blog (except for brisket porn). Talking about how great you are or how good you look is unbecoming at any age. My son has to hear that shit from the hookers at his elementary school. I'd love to tell him that girls grow out of it, but apparently not all of them do.
(Most of) the women we post here might be fun for a roll but that's about it. We've all been 20 and realize that a lot of those girls are warm vaginas with crazy attached. Calling out a narcissistic cunt with a cut-rate boob job and sweaty sports bra doesn't make me a hater who "can't fuck the pretty girls;" it makes her an ugly bitch regardless of how nice she looks.
PS I'm happy that Couch liberated you so that you feel good posting pics of yourself in a bikini. @F still sucks.
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Fucking brilliant! =D> =D> The Coug better post some money shots of herself to redeem her ass.Gin Master wrote:Again...and I'm still catching up on pages, so hope this hasn't been covered...this "women they wish they could fuck" is older than gristly meat curtains. A lot of the guys on here are married, have children, and are happy about both. If you want to spend your golden years keeping up with JennWow and The Situation, have at it. I cook, earn a decent living, and look better than most of the slapdicks around me, but I'll never brag about any of that shit on Facebook or some stupid blog (except for brisket porn). Talking about how great you are or how good you look is unbecoming at any age. My son has to hear that shit from the hookers at his elementary school. I'd love to tell him that girls grow out of it, but apparently not all of them do.TheCoug wrote:apart from seeing that the guys on this thread love to fuck, spank, post pics of the women they wish they could fuck but love to spank to, and they really hate crossfit...
(Most of) the women we post here might be fun for a roll but that's about it. We've all been 20 and realize that a lot of those girls are warm vaginas with crazy attached. Calling out a narcissistic cunt with a cut-rate boob job and sweaty sports bra doesn't make me a hater who "can't fuck the pretty girls;" it makes her an ugly bitch regardless of how nice she looks.
PS I'm happy that Couch liberated you so that you feel good posting pics of yourself in a bikini. @F still sucks.
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It's her attitude that needs redeeming.Rant! wrote:Fucking brilliant! =D> =D> The Coug better post some money shots of herself to redeem her ass.
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And it's her ass that needs reaming.

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