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powerlifter54 wrote:
Dan Martin wrote: The weight room is where champions are made.

A huge mistake IMHO. The two things most important for greatness, talent and desire, are not significantly impacted by the weight room. But you can damage those things very easily in the weight room and i would argue Iowa S+C did just that. In the weight room first do no harm. Second, fix the harm somebody else did(from bad or nonexistent technique to muscle imbalances to complete lack of squatting ability) Third, help them get stronger and that is the most important thing for both bigger and stronger. Spare me your skinny strenght BS. You do not need the programming of Robert Roman to get a 20 year old college kid stronger. It has more to do with consistency than anything else.

If my kid was in that progam me and the coach would be behind closed doors right now and we would be loading the U-haul right afterwards.

I was being facetious.
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Dan Martin wrote:I was being facetious.
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey. It confuses everyone.
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After all, Crossfit Football still has "crossfit" in front of it.

The marketing draw is worth it. I didn't know any kids who got rhabdo from football. I never knew any guys who got rhabdo from rugby. I did know one guy who got rhabdo by doing a 1000 bodyweight squats on a dare.

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Too many of you fuckfaces have had or know way too many nigs with rhabdo. WTF
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Hang with candy asses and see rhabdo.

Only pussies and faggots get rhabdo. And women with weak menses who can't take a cervix pounding.

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Hang with candy asses and see rhabdo.

Only pussies and faggots get rhabdo. And women with weak menses who can't take a cervix pounding.
I guess we're just functionally retarded and have inadequate cervices.
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syaigh wrote:
I guess we're just functionally retarded and have inadequate cervices.
The Gorilla will be the judge of that.
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Charismatic megafauna wrote:
Dan Martin wrote:I was being facetious.
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey. It confuses everyone.

Coitus?
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syaigh wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Hang with candy asses and see rhabdo.

Only pussies and faggots get rhabdo. And women with weak menses who can't take a cervix pounding.
I guess we're just functionally retarded and have inadequate cervices.

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Dan Martin wrote:
Charismatic megafauna wrote:
Dan Martin wrote:I was being facetious.
Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey. It confuses everyone.

Coitus?
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable.

Vagina.
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I was told couch bought his honey a new car. Probably with the RRG money

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I was told couch bought his honey a new car. Probably with the RRG money

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http://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2011/01/2 ... pitalized/

This group of clowns is trying to blame supplements for the Iowa football Rhabdo cases even though nobody knows if they were taking any supplements.
Some of the comments are funny and there are a few enlightened souls who reference @fit.
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Supplements don't make people do retarded workouts.
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People are really going full retard on trying to associate this with supplements or PEDs.

Couch, you obviously need to step up your rhabdo awareness campaign and remind people that only @F has the power, on its own, to disable and hospitalize this many young males at once.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:Supplements don't make people do retarded workouts.

Supplements don't rhabdo people, people do.

More often than not people who are associated with @fit.
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Is Glasshole still around?

Just got bored with all this.

Anyway, was gonna wise-ass post at other site about the positive effects of rebreathing.

You put a plastic bag over your head, duct tape it around the neck and go for a run.

Then, I thought better.

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Gary John wrote:Is Glasshole still around?

Just got bored with all this.

Anyway, was gonna wise-ass post at other site about the positive effects of rebreathing.

You put a plastic bag over your head, duct tape it around the neck and go for a run.

Then, I thought better.

Age is ruining my life.
You gotta be careful with that shit, Gary. Some asshole will try it and somehow survive. The next thing you know, there'll be $1,000 certs and Rogue will be selling official gaymes bags and tape.
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Gary John wrote:Is Glasshole still around?
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"Start slowly, then ease off". Tortuga Golden Striders Running Club, Pensacola 1984.

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Love the Intensity Gauge.
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DrDonkeyLove wrote:
Love the Intensity Gauge.
"You could die and that's probably too hard" =D>
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Gary John wrote:Is Glasshole still around?
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:The couch-eye view
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Between this and Gary John's "rebreathing" post I don't think I've laughed so hard in a long, long time.

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