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My perverseness is achieving new levels! \:D/

Because I have a LOT of spare time every once in a while I fuck around with photoshop, and I came across the jewel how-to....
http://www.wonderhowto.com/how-to-make- ... hop-63724/

Here are the fruits of my labor from a total amateur....I thought the couch thread may enjoy this, if not well....whatever....Its an old pic of Shari Baby that I like to spank it too....

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=D>

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Unfortunately, Rob Orlando has gone 100% total douche.
You know that community in CrossFit is so tight, especially at the upper level. We’re all just friends with each other, you know, and we all cheer for each other when we’re doing workouts, and I think that’s pretty neat
Yeah, cheering for other fags during a WORKOUT is neat.

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Unfortunately, Rob Orlando has gone 100% total douche.
You know that community in CrossFit is so tight, especially at the upper level. We’re all just friends with each other, you know, and we all cheer for each other when we’re doing workouts, and I think that’s pretty neat
Yeah, cheering for other fags during a WORKOUT is neat.
It's not like Rob is going to shit on his money.

Makes me wish I had got the cert 6 or 8 years ago and opened a box around here. It's a fucking license to print money.
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Yeah, I was almost the first affiliate in Michigan.

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this would be much more impressive if the building was on fire

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Yeah, I was almost the first affiliate in Michigan.
I first applied for affiliation in 2004 before there were 100 of them, back when it was 400 bucks a year. Some major personal issues prevented me from following through with it. @fit boxes do very well for many reasons, some of them do it well, some of them fuck it up..

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Booyah! Former Mrs. Couch

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Booyah! Former Mrs. Couch

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Who's the blonde girl, second from the left?
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Booyah! Former Mrs. Couch

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She should sue her plastic surgeon
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protobuilder wrote:Who's the blonde girl, second from the left?
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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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Helloooooooo mommy:

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Don't know if this has been posted here before......
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Helloooooooo mommy:

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I work out at a pretty intense level. So much so that its pretty uncommon for me to not get sick. I performed on the national level for oly lifting in high school, national level in crew during college, and ran 1/2 marathons post college.

Vomiting is the body's physiological response to maximum exertion (usually max heart rate). It is caused by blood moving from the GI into your muscles. Of course this stops digestion which is when your stomach expels. Whenever I do I always immediately follow it up with rinsing my mouth out to minimize acid erosion.

Not that this is entirely scientific, or true empirical evidence, but IME if you break down a group working out into those that vomit and those that don't you'll see that those that do are generally stronger/faster/more stamina/more agile/everything "more" than the others. I've seen this throughout my entire workout life in oly lifting, crew, and running.
Just when you think all the good stuff has already been seen, along comes this douche.

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=67030

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Hymen Asshole wrote:Image

this would be much more impressive if the building was on fire

That is so embarrassing. However, it would be cool if he was on fire.
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Just when you think all the good stuff has already been seen, along comes this douche.

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=67030
I'm hoping that's some high level trolling.
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Helloooooooo mommy:

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Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Just when you think all the good stuff has already been seen, along comes this douche.

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=67030
I'm hoping that's some high level trolling.
I can't even tell the difference anymore.
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Dan Martin wrote:
Hymen Asshole wrote:Image

this would be much more impressive if the building was on fire

That is so embarrassing. However, it would be cool if he was on fire.
If anything is flaming in the pic, it's the boy-girl in the background holding the paper.
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"Not that this is entirely scientific, or true empirical evidence, but IME if you break down a group working out into those that vomit and those that don't you'll see that those that do are generally stronger/faster/more stamina/more agile/everything "more" than the others. I've seen this throughout my entire workout life in oly lifting, crew, and running," said the @Fit-er.

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
I work out at a pretty intense level. So much so that its pretty uncommon for me to not get sick. I performed on the national level for oly lifting in high school, national level in crew during college, and ran 1/2 marathons post college.

Vomiting is the body's physiological response to maximum exertion (usually max heart rate). It is caused by blood moving from the GI into your muscles. Of course this stops digestion which is when your stomach expels. Whenever I do I always immediately follow it up with rinsing my mouth out to minimize acid erosion.

Not that this is entirely scientific, or true empirical evidence, but IME if you break down a group working out into those that vomit and those that don't you'll see that those that do are generally stronger/faster/more stamina/more agile/everything "more" than the others. I've seen this throughout my entire workout life in oly lifting, crew, and running.
Just when you think all the good stuff has already been seen, along comes this douche.

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=67030
I don't vomit when I workout. I'm pretty sure Jay, PL54, and Gin Master don't either. I'd gladly go toe to toe with this faggot in a grappling match and I'm sure the others I listed would demolish him in their respective sports as well.
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Ed Zachary wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:
I work out at a pretty intense level. So much so that its pretty uncommon for me to not get sick. I performed on the national level for oly lifting in high school, national level in crew during college, and ran 1/2 marathons post college.

Vomiting is the body's physiological response to maximum exertion (usually max heart rate). It is caused by blood moving from the GI into your muscles. Of course this stops digestion which is when your stomach expels. Whenever I do I always immediately follow it up with rinsing my mouth out to minimize acid erosion.

Not that this is entirely scientific, or true empirical evidence, but IME if you break down a group working out into those that vomit and those that don't you'll see that those that do are generally stronger/faster/more stamina/more agile/everything "more" than the others. I've seen this throughout my entire workout life in oly lifting, crew, and running.
Just when you think all the good stuff has already been seen, along comes this douche.

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=67030
I don't vomit when I workout. I'm pretty sure Jay, PL54, and Gin Master don't either. I'd gladly go toe to toe with this faggot in a grappling match and I'm sure the others I listed would demolish him in their respective sports as well.
No vomiting here, and I would destroy him at his own sport, as long as it isn't @fit or endurance bullshit...

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Jay wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:
I work out at a pretty intense level. So much so that its pretty uncommon for me to not get sick. I performed on the national level for oly lifting in high school, national level in crew during college, and ran 1/2 marathons post college.

Vomiting is the body's physiological response to maximum exertion (usually max heart rate). It is caused by blood moving from the GI into your muscles. Of course this stops digestion which is when your stomach expels. Whenever I do I always immediately follow it up with rinsing my mouth out to minimize acid erosion.

Not that this is entirely scientific, or true empirical evidence, but IME if you break down a group working out into those that vomit and those that don't you'll see that those that do are generally stronger/faster/more stamina/more agile/everything "more" than the others. I've seen this throughout my entire workout life in oly lifting, crew, and running.
Just when you think all the good stuff has already been seen, along comes this douche.

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=67030
I don't vomit when I workout. I'm pretty sure Jay, PL54, and Gin Master don't either. I'd gladly go toe to toe with this faggot in a grappling match and I'm sure the others I listed would demolish him in their respective sports as well.
No vomiting here, and I would destroy him at his own sport, as long as it isn't @fit or endurance bullshit...
I would pay good money to see that.
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