The couch thread

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:08 pm

Babysquatter..lol

=D> =D> =D> =D>

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:10 pm

"supple leopard'"???

This is one of the first hits you get if you Google that.

http://www.shopmania.com/men-lingerie/p ... 4-10582497

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:27 pm

What better theme song for Babysquatter than Outta Control by, who else, Baby Bash?

CFB · Post by **CFB** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:31 pm

With all this babysquatter stuff going on I forgot about couch's old whiteboard vids...

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:33 pm

Fake. Baby looks happy and couch is not an athlete.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:37 pm

Turdacious wrote:Fake. Baby looks happy and couch is not an athlete.

I disagree. He's looking supple as a leopard in that pic.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:49 pm

For as long as it lasts.

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:14 pm

An open letter to Jeb, because I know he or his buds are reading this:

Dear Jeb,

No, I have not endangered any of my kids. I have worked my ass off to protect them from stupid and teach them to avoid poor risks. I get you are just a dude who made a mistake when caught up in having a little fun. I will share with you it is time to grow the hell up. You messed up. How about a you folks are right and thanks for the input. I will try to do better...?

Nobody is a naturally great parent. We all make mistakes raising our kids. But raising 135 pounds precariously above your baby's head is not a mistake. It is a misjudgement of pretty big proportion.

End this story by apologizing to your wife and kid and tell your gym bros the risk is too great for the reward of a picture. Screw the rest of us, but don't screw up your kids. They will make you happier (and sadder) than any workout or community you will ever play in by far.

Be smart and press on

PL54

davidc · Post by **davidc** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:25 pm

powerlifter54 wrote:An open letter to Jeb, because I know he or his buds are reading this:

Dear Jeb,

No, I have not endangered any of my kids. I have worked my ass off to protect them from stupid and teach them to avoid poor risks. I get you are just a dude who made a mistake when caught up in having a little fun. I will share with you it is time to grow the hell up. You messed up. How about a you folks are right and thanks for the input. I will try to do better...?

Nobody is a naturally great parent. We all make mistakes raising our kids. But raising 135 pounds precariously above your baby's head is not a mistake. It is a misjudgement of pretty big proportion.

End this story by apologizing to your wife and kid and tell your gym bros the risk is too great for the reward of a picture. Screw the rest of us, but don't screw up your kids. They will make you happier (and sadder) than any workout or community you will ever play in by far.

Be smart and press on

PL54

That^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:29 pm

What's the scoop here?

http://olyathlete.com/article/olyathlet ... -its-doors

The staff at OlyAthlete is sad to announce that we are officially shutting down our site. Due to various different life demands and a cease and desist letter from the United State Olympic Committee we have decided that our best course is to dissolve OlyAthlete. We want to thank all of our friends, followers, and readers for supporting OlyAthlete over the past year. Its been a great experience for all of us, and we're thankful for the great friends and relationships we've made along the way. Below is contact info for each of the creators and contributor of this site. Thanks again to everyone, and keep moving those barbells fast!

Que?

kreator · Post by **kreator** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:47 pm

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:02 pm

kreator wrote:

You guys need to stop using Imageshack.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:10 pm

CFB wrote:With all this babysquatter stuff going on I forgot about couch's old whiteboard vids...

That's pretty funny but scary at the same time. It would be safer for a baby to be strapped to Stevie Wonder ice skating through Jurassic Park than to be strapped to Couch during a whiteboard video.

davidc · Post by **davidc** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:24 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
kreator wrote:
You guys need to stop using Imageshack.

What board are you getting this thread from?

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:30 pm

davidc wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
kreator wrote:
You guys need to stop using Imageshack.
What board are you getting this thread from?

Really?

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/2 ... 10816.html

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:31 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:What's the scoop here?

http://olyathlete.com/article/olyathlet ... -its-doors

The staff at OlyAthlete is sad to announce that we are officially shutting down our site. Due to various different life demands and a cease and desist letter from the United State Olympic Committee we have decided that our best course is to dissolve OlyAthlete. We want to thank all of our friends, followers, and readers for supporting OlyAthlete over the past year. Its been a great experience for all of us, and we're thankful for the great friends and relationships we've made along the way. Below is contact info for each of the creators and contributor of this site. Thanks again to everyone, and keep moving those barbells fast!
Que?

USOC trademarks and enforces the fuck out of the term "Olympic." Using Olympic in a sporting context for a commercial venture is likely to get somebody a letter. Happened to Sonnon when he tried to create "Olympic Clubbell Sport."

In these guys' cases, "Oly" may have been enough to attract attention.

davidc · Post by **davidc** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 3:40 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:
davidc wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
kreator wrote:
You guys need to stop using Imageshack.
What board are you getting this thread from?

Really?

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/2 ... 10816.html

Searched WOD, forum and affiliates and somehow missed it. Thanks.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:15 pm

Elphaba Thropp wrote:
Turdacious wrote:
Elphaba Thropp wrote:What? I love Marines. They are the bravest of all.
Explain the contradictory posts.
What contradictory posts?
edit. Oh. Read back. I'm not spider chick. Spider monkey. Different species. I don't know who spider chick is. I don't hang out with fowl.

Spider Chick is an old Couch nutswinger from way back. She is 100% on the kool aid and certifiably insane. Spider Monkey is a different girl. Several of us know who she is. She's fine.

chi · Post by **chi** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:18 pm

Ross Enamait just posted on facebook a "scaled WOD with baby pig" pic

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:22 pm

also of note, it would appear he has 225 on the bar and pressed it or push pressed it (most likely)

all w/o injuring the pig

well done, Ross!

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:27 pm

I'm going to pick up a couple of Ross's books now.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:42 pm

chi wrote:Ross Enamait just posted on facebook a "scaled WOD with baby pig" pic

=D> =D> =D>

raptor · Post by **raptor** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:23 pm

chi wrote:Ross Enamait just posted on facebook a "scaled WOD with baby pig" pic

ROFL, Ross really is the boss!

The Ginger Beard Man · Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:37 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:"supple leopard'"???

This is one of the first hits you get if you Google that.

http://www.shopmania.com/men-lingerie/p ... 4-10582497

Holy Andro WildGorillaMan!!! Is that a an @Fitter? I really can't tell their women from the men any more.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:46 pm

raptor wrote:
chi wrote:Ross Enamait just posted on facebook a "scaled WOD with baby pig" pic

ROFL, Ross really is the boss!

Fuck. I just spit coffee all over myself and I still have to meet clients.

IGX

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