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You guys missed something that Drywall caught, from his FB page:
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What a duck says wrote:You guys missed something that Drywall caught, from his FB page:
https://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-pr ... 0073_n.jpg
Besides being incoherent, poorly edited and dull, that was hilarious


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Dear women: flat stomach, yes; six-pack, NO


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milosz wrote:Dear women: flat stomach, yes; six-pack, NO
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Jamie's got a good point


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So, this is interesting. If you read the wiki for L. Ron Hubbard, the similarities to Couch are remarkable.

Failures at life with a series of failures and failed ventures defining their early life. No particular education or talents in life, but both men were unabashed egotists with uncanny charisma (e.g., the ability to dupe large groups of people). Both men invented shit out of thin air and used meaningless, sciencey mumbojumbo to describe their "inventions." Both men started with a tightknit inner circle. Both men raked in money by lecturing and holding seminars that were well attended by retards, found in abundance on the West Coast in both instances. Both men made lots of money by setting up a hierarchy within their system and selling the ability to climb the ladder. Both men's followers forgo rational thought when discussing the virtue of their Dear Leader. And last but not least, both men's systems were widely criticized and debunked by their contemporaries.

No clear evidence that Mr. Hubbard was a drunk, however.
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protobuilder wrote:So, this is interesting. If you read the wiki for L. Ron Hubbard, the similarities to Couch are remarkable.

Failures at life with a series of failures and failed ventures defining their early life. No particular education or talents in life, but both men were unabashed egotists with uncanny charisma (e.g., the ability to dupe large groups of people). Both men invented shit out of thin air and used meaningless, sciencey mumbojumbo to describe their "inventions." Both men started with a tightknit inner circle. Both men raked in money by lecturing and holding seminars that were well attended by retards, found in abundance on the West Coast in both instances. Both men made lots of money by setting up a hierarchy within their system and selling the ability to climb the ladder. Both men's followers forgo rational thought when discussing the virtue of their Dear Leader. And last but not least, both men's systems were widely criticized and debunked by their contemporaries.

No clear evidence that Mr. Hubbard was a drunk, however.
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protobuilder wrote:So, this is interesting. If you read the wiki for L. Ron Hubbard, the similarities to Couch are remarkable.

Failures at life with a series of failures and failed ventures defining their early life. No particular education or talents in life, but both men were unabashed egotists with uncanny charisma (e.g., the ability to dupe large groups of people). Both men invented shit out of thin air and used meaningless, sciencey mumbojumbo to describe their "inventions." Both men started with a tightknit inner circle. Both men raked in money by lecturing and holding seminars that were well attended by retards, found in abundance on the West Coast in both instances. Both men made lots of money by setting up a hierarchy within their system and selling the ability to climb the ladder. Both men's followers forgo rational thought when discussing the virtue of their Dear Leader. And last but not least, both men's systems were widely criticized and debunked by their contemporaries.

No clear evidence that Mr. Hubbard was a drunk, however.
Good point. The wiki page on Hubbard is fascinating.
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http://www.wannabebig.com/forums/showth ... To-Fittest

Look at his training program- pretty simple. Seems like the way to go.

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That is solid and smart. Then again it's AJ Roberts. He isn't an idiot by any means

I'm going to follow that thread. He is a good dude

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AJ is a funny, funny fellow.
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Better start practicing his swimming and butterfly kipping...


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holy fuck someone tell me its April first
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It's definitely a shocker. But for him, walking around at 220 will be much healthier than 320. Plus he may avoid walking like an old man at 30. Hopefully he doesn't get caught up in stupid exercises

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Jay wrote:It's definitely a shocker. But for him, walking around at 220 will be much healthier than 320. Plus he may avoid walking like an old man at 30. Hopefully he doesn't get caught up in stupid exercises
I once saw him eat at least four bags of beef jerky and drink 2 32oz gatorades as a snack.

He's smart, he'll find a way to monetize this on the interwebzz.

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The Nightman wrote:<null>
He is very smart that's for sure


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milosz wrote:Dear women: flat stomach, yes; six-pack, NO
You misspelled

Dear women: tits, yes; everything else, negotiable.


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Gin Master wrote:
milosz wrote:Dear women: flat stomach, yes; six-pack, NO
You misspelled

Dear women: tits, yes; everything else, negotiable.
Comments like that put this entire thread in danger.
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The Nightman wrote:
Jay wrote:It's definitely a shocker. But for him, walking around at 220 will be much healthier than 320. Plus he may avoid walking like an old man at 30. Hopefully he doesn't get caught up in stupid exercises
I once saw him eat at least four bags of beef jerky and drink 2 32oz gatorades as a snack.

He's smart, he'll find a way to monetize this on the interwebzz.
My money is on his name being attached to certs & seminars before too long.
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Gin Master wrote:
You misspelled

Dear women: tits, yes; everything else, negotiable.
You forgot sammich making skills


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protobuilder wrote:
The Nightman wrote:
Jay wrote:It's definitely a shocker. But for him, walking around at 220 will be much healthier than 320. Plus he may avoid walking like an old man at 30. Hopefully he doesn't get caught up in stupid exercises
I once saw him eat at least four bags of beef jerky and drink 2 32oz gatorades as a snack.

He's smart, he'll find a way to monetize this on the interwebzz.
My money is on his name being attached to certs & seminars before too long.
Or at least t-shirts.


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My HQ sources tell me there will be an event(s) at Camp Pendleton, with the favored athletes getting a heads-up on the details of the event, maybe even some practice time.

Moral of the story: If you're just learning of this now, you're not their favorite. :finga:

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Maybe I should start a cert for athletes in the sport of fitness.

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