The couch thread

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:52 pm

Blaidd Drwg wrote:http://crosstardnation.tumblr.com/ needs your submissions, juicy qoutes et al.

This whole damn thread is full of them

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:53 pm

Jay wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:http://crosstardnation.tumblr.com/ needs your submissions, juicy qoutes et al.
This whole damn thread is full of them

Not doing your work for you.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:31 am

Blaidd Drwg wrote:
Jay wrote:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:http://crosstardnation.tumblr.com/ needs your submissions, juicy qoutes et al.
This whole damn thread is full of them

Not doing your work for you.

Well then....

That's all I got right now

dead man walking · Post by **dead man walking** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:38 am

did saran get his legal training at a cert?

his lawyering is analagous to xfit's programming.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:50 am

dead man walking wrote:did saran get his legal training at a cert?

his lawyering is analagous to xfit's programming.

who knows, before @fit he may have been a good lawyer who kept his mouth shut... get him around @fit and he turns into what @fit loves, a raging asshole

Hymen Asshole · Post by **Hymen Asshole** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:14 am

Teasdale is a cunt and he'll get sodomized good when karma comes around, and Ronnie if you happen to read this fuck you!

tzg · Post by **tzg** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:20 am

That sucks. What dickheads.

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:38 am

I'd Hit It wrote:
What a duck says wrote:Castro's stupidity is showing. The broad jump (post-triathlon and obstacle course) has already been canceled, probably because they saw the damage that a 2-hour triathlon does to a trisport virgin. Their brilliance in adding fins resulted in:
Her calves were cramping badly, something many athletes reported.
The medicine-ball-on-GHD-situp weights for distance throws (for time!) has already been halved, from 8# originally down to 4# for the men. I'm guessing they had some guys do some practice throws and had to do something to save the appearance for TV.

More lulz are sure to ensue, all due to the brilliance of starting non-triathletes off with a triathlon. A triathlon that wasn't even streamed live.
They probably canceled the broad jump for the same reason as halving the medicine ball. Results were so pathetic Crossfit HQ didn't want to embarrass themselves.

That's an event that has actual standards and results, though mostly by sixth graders. I was surprised to see something that could actually be quantified in a meaningful way included, unless they planned to do it wearing a gas mask.

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:40 am

Jay wrote:Dontcha know ..... Elite fitness is profane as fuck.

If you don't swear enough, the soccer moms will think you are a pussy.

Every listened to any of their podcasts? I don't remember which ones I downloaded but even I was fucking turned fucking off by the fucking amount of bastard fucking profanity in it.

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:50 am

Told about the photos, spokeswoman Lisbeth Darsh referred the matter to the Los Angeles Police Department and had no comment on whether CrossFit planned to take any action.

Officers working under LAPD Sgt. Deon Joseph say that, while the photos are disturbing, no crimes seem to have been committed.

CrossFit's legal counsel, Dale Saran, told the Weekly: "You framed this as if CrossFit is somehow responsible for what Ronnie Teasdale or anyone in those pictures is alleged to have done. If a United Airlines pilot goes off and does something wrong, it's on him -- not all of United Airlines ... unless what he did is the direct result of a UA policy or procedure.

"I don't suppose that you're claiming that CrossFit has a policy or predilection against the homeless -- no responsible journalist or person could -- and so I don't expect an article that reflects that."

Saran says CrossFit is not responsible for policing its affiliates: "We do not have franchisees -- we have licensees."

Come on, are they really that stupid?

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:20 am

Ed Zachary wrote:
Jay wrote:Makes me want to go to LA, act like a bum, invade his gym, wait for him to get tough, and beat him worse than any bumfight video
Never work. Cunts like that only prey on the weak.

Jay has skinny ankles.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:24 am

Terry B. wrote:
Jay wrote:Dontcha know ..... Elite fitness is profane as fuck.

If you don't swear enough, the soccer moms will think you are a pussy.
Every listened to any of their podcasts? I don't remember which ones I downloaded but even I was fucking turned fucking off by the fucking amount of bastard fucking profanity in it.

Its Ronnie fucking Teasdale, motherfucker.... he throws weights at bitches, he mocks the motherfucking homeless, fucker can swear if he wants to... its mean streets, you fuck. Soccer moms feel fucking hardcore training next to skid row, they can tell their housewife ho friends, "bitch, fuck 24 hour fitness, I train in da hood, I threw a med ball at a fucking bum's face, I'm fucking elite".

The Ginger Beard Man · Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:40 am

On the one hand, if I had drunks and degenerates walking into my business all the time, disrupting my customers and vandalizing the place, I wouldn't have much sympathy for their plight.
On the other hand, I wouldn't open a business in a neighborhood overrun with degenerates, either.
But it is "Crossfit Mean Streets", so watch yo ass, muffukkas!

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:43 am

The Ginger Beard Man wrote:On the one hand, if I had drunks and degenerates walking into my business all the time, disrupting my customers and vandalizing the place, I wouldn't have much sympathy for their plight.
On the other hand, I wouldn't open a business in a neighborhood overrun with degenerates, either.
But it is "Crossfit Mean Streets", so watch yo ass, muffukkas!

Neither would I, but I also wouldn't post about it all over facebook, take pics and laugh about it in the public eye...

If Ronnie was a real tough guy, he would know the value of "shutting the fuck up". Do the deed, speak nothing of it, nobody's the wiser... but, no, he has to be the typical @fit moron and post every single move he makes online just to prove how badass his box is. He needs an ass whipping for several reasons.

The Ginger Beard Man · Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:44 am

Jay wrote:
The Ginger Beard Man wrote:On the one hand, if I had drunks and degenerates walking into my business all the time, disrupting my customers and vandalizing the place, I wouldn't have much sympathy for their plight.
On the other hand, I wouldn't open a business in a neighborhood overrun with degenerates, either.
But it is "Crossfit Mean Streets", so watch yo ass, muffukkas!
Neither would I, but I also wouldn't post about it all over facebook, take pics and laugh about it in the public eye...

If Ronnie was a real tough guy, he would know the value of "shutting the fuck up". Do the deed, speak nothing of it, nobody's the wiser... but, no, he has to be the typical @fit moron and post every single move he makes online just to prove how badass his box is. He needs an ass whipping for several reasons.

Oh, no doubt the guy is a dick. And not a very bright one, either.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:58 am

The Ginger Beard Man wrote:
Jay wrote:
The Ginger Beard Man wrote:On the one hand, if I had drunks and degenerates walking into my business all the time, disrupting my customers and vandalizing the place, I wouldn't have much sympathy for their plight.
On the other hand, I wouldn't open a business in a neighborhood overrun with degenerates, either.
But it is "Crossfit Mean Streets", so watch yo ass, muffukkas!
Neither would I, but I also wouldn't post about it all over facebook, take pics and laugh about it in the public eye...

If Ronnie was a real tough guy, he would know the value of "shutting the fuck up". Do the deed, speak nothing of it, nobody's the wiser... but, no, he has to be the typical @fit moron and post every single move he makes online just to prove how badass his box is. He needs an ass whipping for several reasons.
Oh, no doubt the guy is a dick. And not a very bright one, either.

He's like a Dave Castro that actually trains.

I like the soap opera. Teasdale is a very good heel.

Ronnie and Andrea, PM if you're reading this. I can make you both stars.

MacGyver · Post by **MacGyver** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:27 am

EDIT: Misclicked the quote button. Please delete.

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:56 am

MacGyver wrote:EDIT: Misclicked the quote button. Please delete.

Leave it as a reminder of stupidity

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:01 pm

It's good to know that people still care...
http://www.facebook.com/?refid=17#!/Coa ... tervention

This has been abandoned, but may give some a laugh or two...
https://twitter.com/NotTheCFGames

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:28 pm

In case any anti-HQ fans didn't see this in BMD's t-shirt shop, these will likely only be available until Monday or Tuesday when he says he will shut it down...
http://beastmodaldomains.spreadshirt.com/

Also. Teh ghey.

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 1:41 pm

Gaymes injury update 2:

Númi S. Katrínarson, won the swim/bike/run, afterwards so dehydrated and disoriented he was forgetting his wife's name, taken to hospital for IV fluids, returned to compete against medical advice.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:04 pm

Someone is going to die one year

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 2:38 pm

Jay wrote:Someone is going to die one year

And that person will become an anointed martyr for the cause. Forever referred to as "Badass" or "Hardcore".
They might even come up with a new mascot honoring the passing, "Corpsie".

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:04 pm

Cave Canem wrote:
And that person will become an anointed martyr for the cause. Forever referred to as "Badass" or "Hardcore".
They might even come up with a new mascot honoring the passing, "Corpsie".

Then they'll have memorial workouts, websites, socks, tee shirts, etc.. And on their birthday the @fit world will honor them by doing the exact same workout that got them killed in the first place.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:26 pm

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