I've got an iPhone dude. Even a pencil dick can hit more than one key on the piece of shit.sanchezero wrote: i like how you subtly imply that the head of you dick is actually big enough to touch multiple keys. everyone knows that's bullshit.
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^^ What is the point of that? Really.
Idiot trainer. Idiot mother. And, for the record, I think the woman who ran the marathon right before delivering is stupid as well. And incredibly self-centered.
Just, why?
Idiot trainer. Idiot mother. And, for the record, I think the woman who ran the marathon right before delivering is stupid as well. And incredibly self-centered.
Just, why?
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If the idea of having a baby during a workout is foreign to you, they don't want you in their ranks!syaigh wrote:^^ What is the point of that? Really.
Idiot trainer. Idiot mother. And, for the record, I think the woman who ran the marathon right before delivering is stupid as well. And incredibly self-centered.
Just, why?
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Primal Move outretards Crossfit, 2:39
http://youtu.be/kKeA1QFKibg?t=2m39s
http://youtu.be/kKeA1QFKibg?t=2m39s
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But this way she gets 30 seconds of fame. 30 seconds! Don't you know anything?syaigh wrote:^^ What is the point of that? Really.
Idiot trainer. Idiot mother. And, for the record, I think the woman who ran the marathon right before delivering is stupid as well. And incredibly self-centered.
Just, why?
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LMFAOmilosz wrote:Primal Move outretards Crossfit, 2:39
http://youtu.be/kKeA1QFKibg?t=2m39s
I'd like to see those two grisly granola sluts nuzzle my ball sack like that.
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So thats almost a direct Sonnon rip off?
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Poor kid. I wonder if the child's arrival will make its mother any less of an attention whore?Stillwater wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNEw6Eq2m4w[/youtube]
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Primal move looks like a direct rip off of Erwin LeCorre and Sonnon.
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Holy shit, look at the website. They stole LeCorre's logo and even copied the silly fucking font.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Primal move looks like a direct rip off of Erwin LeCorre and Sonnon.
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And Whitley's involved. Shocking.
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Listen, you all you haters out there that don't understand why a woman 9 months pregnant would be ripping off a couple BB complexes? You're not elite (or have the capacity to BECOME elite) enough to grasp the complexity of it all. YOLO!
Just like you don't fucking understand string theory, the appraisal of a leased fee interest of submerged houseboat berths, or why the hell Terrence Malick is allowed to continue making movies, doesn't make this ladies crucible any less heroic.
This is real 1% shit here.
Just like you don't fucking understand string theory, the appraisal of a leased fee interest of submerged houseboat berths, or why the hell Terrence Malick is allowed to continue making movies, doesn't make this ladies crucible any less heroic.
This is real 1% shit here.
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Brave men and women have died so that she can carry on and persevere in the name of tactical freedom.
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Primal move looks retardly gay 

You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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Probably an IGXerodin wrote:Poor kid. I wonder if the child's arrival will make its mother any less of an attention whore?Stillwater wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNEw6Eq2m4w[/youtube]
Well my wifes excuse for not doing this on her due date is she isnt a fucking idiot.
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@fit, fuck yeah!
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?


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heh 

You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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Fuck you Rudy. 

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Whats your fucking problem with Malick?Yes I Have Balls wrote:Listen, you all you haters out there that don't understand why a woman 9 months pregnant would be ripping off a couple BB complexes? You're not elite (or have the capacity to BECOME elite) enough to grasp the complexity of it all. YOLO!
Just like you don't fucking understand string theory, the appraisal of a leased fee interest of submerged houseboat berths, or why the hell Terrence Malick is allowed to continue making movies, doesn't make this ladies crucible any less heroic.
This is real 1% shit here.
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remind us, as in we were supposed to know from before? he looks like one of the dooshnozzles from diehipsterdie.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?


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One of many in a long line of guys who turned Gant Grimes' hybrid template into a moneymaking opportunity for himself.kreator wrote:
Remind us all who Outlaw is?
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Fuck you Rudy. 

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Just reading his stuff gives you the correct vibe