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^^ What is the point of that? Really.

Idiot trainer. Idiot mother. And, for the record, I think the woman who ran the marathon right before delivering is stupid as well. And incredibly self-centered.

Just, why?
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syaigh wrote:^^ What is the point of that? Really.

Idiot trainer. Idiot mother. And, for the record, I think the woman who ran the marathon right before delivering is stupid as well. And incredibly self-centered.

Just, why?
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Primal Move outretards Crossfit, 2:39
http://youtu.be/kKeA1QFKibg?t=2m39s

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syaigh wrote:^^ What is the point of that? Really.

Idiot trainer. Idiot mother. And, for the record, I think the woman who ran the marathon right before delivering is stupid as well. And incredibly self-centered.

Just, why?
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milosz wrote:Primal Move outretards Crossfit, 2:39
http://youtu.be/kKeA1QFKibg?t=2m39s
LMFAO

I'd like to see those two grisly granola sluts nuzzle my ball sack like that.

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So thats almost a direct Sonnon rip off?
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Stillwater wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNEw6Eq2m4w[/youtube]
Poor kid. I wonder if the child's arrival will make its mother any less of an attention whore?
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Primal move looks like a direct rip off of Erwin LeCorre and Sonnon.

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Primal move looks like a direct rip off of Erwin LeCorre and Sonnon.
Holy shit, look at the website. They stole LeCorre's logo and even copied the silly fucking font.
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And Whitley's involved. Shocking.
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Listen, you all you haters out there that don't understand why a woman 9 months pregnant would be ripping off a couple BB complexes? You're not elite (or have the capacity to BECOME elite) enough to grasp the complexity of it all. YOLO!

Just like you don't fucking understand string theory, the appraisal of a leased fee interest of submerged houseboat berths, or why the hell Terrence Malick is allowed to continue making movies, doesn't make this ladies crucible any less heroic.

This is real 1% shit here.


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Primal move looks retardly gay :finga:
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odin wrote:
Stillwater wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNEw6Eq2m4w[/youtube]
Poor kid. I wonder if the child's arrival will make its mother any less of an attention whore?
Probably an IGXer
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@fit, fuck yeah!
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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heh =D>
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Fuck you Rudy. :finga:
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Listen, you all you haters out there that don't understand why a woman 9 months pregnant would be ripping off a couple BB complexes? You're not elite (or have the capacity to BECOME elite) enough to grasp the complexity of it all. YOLO!

Just like you don't fucking understand string theory, the appraisal of a leased fee interest of submerged houseboat berths, or why the hell Terrence Malick is allowed to continue making movies, doesn't make this ladies crucible any less heroic.

This is real 1% shit here.
Whats your fucking problem with Malick?
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remind us, as in we were supposed to know from before? he looks like one of the dooshnozzles from diehipsterdie.
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Fuck you Rudy. :finga:
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Just reading his stuff gives you the correct vibe

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