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Bitch tits or not, he got to fuck Allison Bishop.
That doesn't exactly make him special.
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The Ginger Beard Man wrote:
Bitch tits or not, he got to fuck Allison Bishop.
That doesn't exactly make him special.
So you're saying there's a chance...? :happiness:

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Bboi was the most booked trainer at the original Santa Cruz Crossfit...his clients were mostly women. Draw whatever conclusion you like


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Women feel safe around faggots?

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MarcoFP wrote:Women feel safe around faggots?
If that were the case, wouldn't there be a lot more women around here?

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You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".


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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Bboi was the most booked trainer at the original Santa Cruz Crossfit...his clients were mostly women. Draw whatever conclusion you like
Women are dumb?
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it's like some horrible mockery of andro-friday. i am le sad.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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This oughta be Fabulous!

http://games.crossfit.com/article/annou ... ges-course

Because what better way to recognize 20% slop than through the internet?
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60-90 minutes course to be a good judge???
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Bobby wrote:60-90 minutes course to be a good judge???

That is 60-90 more than they have right now...
"Start slowly, then ease off". Tortuga Golden Striders Running Club, Pensacola 1984.

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Gimpy Glassman is losing his touch...Crossfit shouldn't have "judges"...Crossfit should have "Kinematic Observers".

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powerlifter54 wrote:This oughta be Fabulous!

http://games.crossfit.com/article/annou ... ges-course

Because what better way to recognize 20% slop than through the internet?
I like it. With a little judicious editing, BMac could actually finish a competition.
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Turdacious wrote:
powerlifter54 wrote:This oughta be Fabulous!

http://games.crossfit.com/article/annou ... ges-course

Because what better way to recognize 20% slop than through the internet?
I like it. With a little judicious editing, BMac could actually finish a competition.
Mac-n-Cheese still hasn't finished a contest? Hasn't that guy been DNF'ing events for... Ever?

Also this-

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzGDJF8QM-A[/youtube]

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You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".

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Strange,sometimes it works and sometimes not.....
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It will never work when you include the s in https

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Bobby wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO_jfEk-adw[/youtube]
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Ed Zachary wrote:
Bobby wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO_jfEk-adw[/youtube]
I like how they have to include all those modifiers. "Oh, so those are strict semi-wide pronated girp pullups?" I mean, good work, former gymnast, you're in great shape, but you don't need to specify that your 80kg front squats are ATG.

Also, odd to say "movements most men can't do". Movements?! That made it sound like this video was going to show her doing the splits or something. And I can certainly, uh, put down a deadlift, which she apparently can't.


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i'm pretty sure ez was unable to read any of those labels, his head being overwhelmed by fantasies of the various way he would slam into that thing from behind
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Must be my eurofag internet that stops me with youtube from time to time!
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and what is wrong with those kinds of fantasies?
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dead man walking wrote:i'm pretty sure ez was unable to read any of those labels, his head being overwhelmed by fantasies of the various way he would slam into that thing from behind
The kipping HSPU were the most interesting.

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