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JDub wrote:I'm not arguing that crossfit is as dangerous or more dangerous as anything else. My only point was that the events were fucking stupid and that no one should be lifting heavy anything after completing 7 "conditioning circuits" (for lack of a better term).

No one should load a 335 atlas stone after running with 275 pound farmers implements in each hand and then follow that up with max reps on an axle DL with 550...but that's a pretty mellow 75 second medley in an average SM contest for lightweights.

Yes it's dangerous. again, if CF is a sport...there's nothing any more onerous about that series than the average OH or DL medley in a local SM show. Nothing. And yes, injuries in SM are a regular part of the game. Not having emergency med on site is pretty onerous but y'all are being a bit candy-assed if you think that there's anything especially dangerous about that stupid list of shit they were doing. As a workout? oh hell yeah, utterly retarded. But as a contest..meh...I've seen 9 year old's doing far worse.

On it's face if you looked at that contest list..you'd expect a lot of failure and a lot of torn muscles. Nothing about that suggests catastrophic spinal injury.
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I'd Hit It wrote:There are freak accidents and then there are freak accidents facilitated by shitty programming. If you beat your athletes into the ground with a bunch of shitty metcons and then tell them to do a highly CNS-dependent movement for max weight with multiple reps you are asking for trouble.

Here was the situation:
- Give your athletes a technical movement after a bunch of metcons and making them run with kettlebells
- Allow pressouts and shitty lifts, thus encouraging the athletes to try to save lifts they should bail out of
- Set up the plates close behind the athlete

You set up your athlete to be burned out and not as ready to react to a failed lift. Then you encourage them to save lifts with press-outs. Then you clutter up their lifting area with plates and shit to make that shitty bail-out even worse. Ogar caught his snatch with bent elbows, attempted to save it by pressing out while standing up, and fell back into the plates behind him and the bar bounced off his back.

That's not "part of the game". That's asinine programming and negligent behavior all around. Anyone who has watched Crossfit has seen something like this coming.

They could have done the max strength even first of the day, instead of preceding it with running and running with kettlebells. They could have created a properly cleared lifting area. They could've not had touch-and-go snatches (what the hell?). The organizers chose not to. The kid probably won't do anything legal because dollars-to-donuts he's completely cult-brained and will just blame himself, but he could likely have a nice case if he went that route.

EDIT: Oh, and of course don't have any medical personnel on site. That's another massive fuck-up.
This about sums it up. Fuck, Fuck, Fuck crossfit and Glassman and especially the assholes who organized this shitshow. Just praying the dude has some kind of chance of recovering.
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:No one should load a 335 atlas stone after running with 275 pound farmers implements in each hand and then follow that up with max reps on an axle DL with 550...but that's a pretty mellow 75 second medley in an average SM contest for lightweights.

Yes it's dangerous. again, if CF is a sport...there's nothing any more onerous about that series than the average OH or DL medley in a local SM show. Nothing. And yes, injuries in SM are a regular part of the game.
Except strongmen will be the first to tell you injury is part and parcel of the sport, and probably cheerfully list off their personal injuries besides. Whereas Crossfitters will tie themselves into knots claiming Crossfit is completely safe and healthy and all injuries are the fault of individual athletes and have nothing to do with Crossfit. Oh, but when you do get injured it means you're an athlete, or something. Completely schizoid approach to injury rates.

Remember that ex-sci study on Crossfit that had a 16% dropout rate of participants? The community's response was to completely blow up and the Russells immediately attempted a hatchet job on the investigators. It's not just the stupidity of the programming, it's the hypocrisy of those defending it. Crossfit is never going to do the responsible thing and advocate competitors take a realistic approach towards likelihood of injury because that might scare away the housewives and office drones that form their base.


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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:T
It's a terrible event, and rather than just being cuntish and screaming all sorts of bull shot about XF, it's more about an individual lifter missing a lift with catastrophic consequences
Who else suggests such stupidity, besides Crossfit?
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No disagreement. Cfitters themselves are totally unrealistic about what competiton meaans. I just think there is a lof overzealous indictment over a pretty flukey situation whhen I know at least a two dozen former competotors who have faced hugely catastrophic injuries doing mainstream sports. ....

Forest/trees problem as per usual here at ole fly off the handle central
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Blaidd Drwg wrote: On it's face if you looked at that contest list..you'd expect a lot of failure and a lot of torn muscles. Nothing about that suggests catastrophic spinal injury.
This is also true if you look at the history of Crossfit injuries. They've got a Rhabdo shirt b/c rhabdo is/was common, but there was never a need for a Uncle Paralysis shirt.

Fucked up all around. Looking at that list of exercises, was there ANY rationale to the programming, or jsut a bunch of shit thrown together to exhaust everyone?

The direct responsibility is with the people who designed the event, set up the space, didn't have EMTs on hand, etc etc

More remotely, the overall environment of Crossfit is to blame, along with their weekend certification money train. I'd be curious if the people running that event had anything other than a $1000 Level 1 cert.

Either way, tragic and frankly, as bored dog said, largely unforeseeable.
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Dude dropped a bar on himself.

Yeah, the event was stupid. Sure he was fatigued. Yeah competitions are dangerous. Ultimately he was there doing his shit because he wanted to.

But Crossfit/Glassman didn't think that shit up, it was the SoCal group who organized it who is at fault.

Preventable? Maybe. Freak occurance? Definitely


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Reading to much into what I said. I don't blame crossfit or the person who came up with the events. I pointed out the obvious that the shit was stupid and poorly put together. In The end this was a freak accident. But no one forces anyone to compete here. This could have happened under perfect conditions as well. But, My opinion that it's a bad idea to do technical work and or strength work under fatigue is unchanged, I've said the same about strongman. No comparisons are being made here either. Lots more dangerous sports to participate in.
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I'd Hit It wrote: The kid probably won't do anything legal because dollars-to-donuts he's completely cult-brained and will just blame himself, but he could likely have a nice case if he went that route.
That's the only part of your excellent post I disagree with. He's probably a cripple now and I am sure his family will be encouraging him to get a lawyer and at least be a rich cripple.




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Ground to overhead, highly technical, purposefully fatigue inducing movement that requires coordination and balance not to miss. It's not like strongman. At all. Its high wire circus tricks is without a net. If you ever train someone who is doing this stuff, you get more than a little worried. There's a combination of bravado, ignorance, and a complete lack of understanding of the danger that is a little scary. I make my folks practice the stuff at low intensities. Nail the skills down, up the intensity gradually, know your pace, and when to slow it down. Throw in a big ego and lack of self preservation and you've got your freak accident waiting to happen. Look at the trainer ha ing the cerebral palsy girl doing cleans, they are blissfully ignorant and truly believe that the risk to benefit ratio is low. That's the fault of the cult and its leader. Were there ever a class action lawsuit, the blatant doubletalk from HQ would probably reap a huge payout.

Edited to add: strongman isn't a shitshow for the sake of inducing fatigue and you get plenty of time to train for the events. Even just ordering these events differently by ordering them from high technical ability to strength to endurance would have made a big difference. This may have been a freak accident, but I've seen way too many near misses in this"sport" to discount them.
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syaigh wrote:Ground to overhead, highly technical, purposefully fatigue inducing movement that requires coordination and balance not to miss. It's not like strongman. At all. Its high wire circus tricks is without a net. If you ever train someone who is doing this stuff, you get more than a little worried. There's a combination of bravado, ignorance, and a complete lack of understanding of the danger that is a little scary. I make my folks practice the stuff at low intensities. Nail the skills down, up the intensity gradually, know your pace, and when to slow it down. Throw in a big ego and lack of self preservation and you've got your freak accident waiting to happen. Look at the trainer ha ing the cerebral palsy girl doing cleans, they are blissfully ignorant and truly believe that the risk to benefit ratio is low. That's the fault of the cult and its leader. Were there ever a class action lawsuit, the blatant doubletalk from HQ would probably reap a huge payout.

Edited to add: strongman isn't a shitshow for the sake of inducing fatigue and you get plenty of time to train for the events. Even just ordering these events differently by ordering them from high technical ability to strength to endurance would have made a big difference. This may have been a freak accident, but I've seen way too many near misses in this"sport" to discount them.
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syaigh wrote:Ground to overhead, highly technical, purposefully fatigue inducing movement that requires coordination and balance not to miss. It's not like strongman. At all. Its high wire circus tricks is without a net. If you ever train someone who is doing this stuff, you get more than a little worried. There's a combination of bravado, ignorance, and a complete lack of understanding of the danger that is a little scary. I make my folks practice the stuff at low intensities. Nail the skills down, up the intensity gradually, know your pace, and when to slow it down. Throw in a big ego and lack of self preservation and you've got your freak accident waiting to happen. Look at the trainer ha ing the cerebral palsy girl doing cleans, they are blissfully ignorant and truly believe that the risk to benefit ratio is low. That's the fault of the cult and its leader. Were there ever a class action lawsuit, the blatant doubletalk from HQ would probably reap a huge payout.

Edited to add: strongman isn't a shitshow for the sake of inducing fatigue and you get plenty of time to train for the events. Even just ordering these events differently by ordering them from high technical ability to strength to endurance would have made a big difference. This may have been a freak accident, but I've seen way too many near misses in this"sport" to discount them.
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syaigh wrote:Blather
Bitch Please.

Jesus tits..overuse injuries are a bummer and avoidable AND this stuff may be dumb as shit but it's not circus tricks, free climbing, motocross or speedskating.......it's just exercise and the shit ain't Dangerous in the Capital D sense of the word.

CF competitions are roughly the equivalent of the workouts on American's Biggest Loser, the only thing dangerous about it is the retards involved.

Broken neck in this case is the flukiest of flukes. All the danger bleeting in this thread makes me wonder how far we are from a what about the children plea.
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Would I be a complete dick to ask how much this guy without health insurance was paying to be a crossfitter?

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The Ginger Beard Man wrote:Would I be a complete dick to ask how much this guy without health insurance was paying to be a crossfitter?

Enough to keep the "Goddamn niggers" out.




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Blaidd Drwg wrote:
syaigh wrote:Blather
Bitch Please.

Jesus tits..overuse injuries are a bummer and avoidable AND this stuff may be dumb as shit but it's not circus tricks, free climbing, motocross or speedskating.......it's just exercise and the shit ain't Dangerous in the Capital D sense of the word.

CF competitions are roughly the equivalent of the workouts on American's Biggest Loser, the only thing dangerous about it is the retards involved.

Broken neck in this case is the flukiest of flukes. All the danger bleeting in this thread makes me wonder how far we are from a what about the children plea.
Agree with part of this. It's a risky activity and bad things can happen. The problem is that the CF culture (as witnessed by the website, the forums, the FB pages, etc) promotes this idea that doing CF makes you invincible, and there really isn't a high injury rate because personal anecdotes are just overblown.
You don't see free climbers telling the general public how safe the sport is and downplaying anecdotal disasters.
Glassman was right when he said this stuff can kill you. You can't blame a competition for causing this kind of injury, but you can blame the culture for falsely promoting the idea that it's safe.

You're gonna hear the cult say, well, there's a difference between Crossfit as sport, and Crossfit as fitness training. That the fitness aspect of Crossfit is totally safe. But when your fitness training literally consists of competitions for fastest time, most reps, and highest weight, there really isn't a difference.




On another note, if you watched last Olympics, Mattias Steiner dropped 196kg on his neck during a snatch attempt and walked away unharmed. To some, that's evidence that weightlifting is dangerous. To me it also shows that weightlifting actually makes you able to withstand those kind of accidents.

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Glasshole may not have personally crippled that fag by driving over his delicate spine with his GTO, while take a swig from a 1 gallon bottle of Safeway gin, but he might as well have. Hell, I bet you he ordered the code red.
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YOU'R GODDAMN RIGHT HE DID! \:D/




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is there any vid to see how this tragic accident actually happened?

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Batboy2/75 wrote:Glasshole may not have personally crippled that fag by driving over his delicate spine with his GTO, while take a swig from a 1 gallon bottle of Safeway gin, but he might as well have. Hell, I bet you he ordered the code red.
DARTH wrote:YOU'R GODDAMN RIGHT HE DID! \:D/

You're right. I really can't handle the truth.

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Blaidd Drwg wrote:
syaigh wrote:Blather
Bitch Please.

Jesus tits..overuse injuries are a bummer and avoidable AND this stuff may be dumb as shit but it's not circus tricks, free climbing, motocross or speedskating.......it's just exercise and the shit ain't Dangerous in the Capital D sense of the word.

CF competitions are roughly the equivalent of the workouts on American's Biggest Loser, the only thing dangerous about it is the retards involved.

Broken neck in this case is the flukiest of flukes. All the danger bleeting in this thread makes me wonder how far we are from a what about the children plea.
Pie is not inherently dangerous. Neither are pie eating contests. But you start combining things like sour berry pie and creamy custard pie for time and you're risking having a vomitorium on your hands. Understanding the nature of pie and how best to organize your pie will greatly reduce the risk. And yes, the children don't need to see that.
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I was offered the vid, but I didn't want to watch it.

Just like, how I don't like all the gore porn CnP seems to enjoy

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Sorry, Bats, that's basically the same as saying the Commandant of the Marine Corps might as well have pulled the trigger on every marine kia under his command.

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https://fundly.com/kevin-ogar-s-recovery

There's a link of you want to donate to help this guy with his bills

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