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another sad case of ink gone wild.
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Blue jeans gone wild, IMO.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:It's good to see that some affiliates understand that soft-core photos is what selling @fit is all about. Too many affiliate blog sites have crummy photos.

The attention whores at @fit Flagstaff let it all hang out:

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This photo displays a cunning array of stunts.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:It's good to see that some affiliates understand that soft-core photos is what selling @fit is all about. Too many affiliate blog sites have crummy photos.

The attention whores at @fit Flagstaff let it all hang out:

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This photo displays a cunning array of stunts.
I was going to retort with "or a stunning array of cunts", but then I got it. Good one.
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Joe wrote:another sad case of ink gone wild.
That's just marketing. You see a chick in the gym with a giant-ass kabuki tatoo and you know that her mental problems give you a 99% chance of scoring with her just by talking to her.
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Hey guys.

Last month I did 24 days of high intensity WODs in addition to my regular gymnastics training and marathon preparation. My fingernails are spitting, I'm cranky as heck and my hair is falling out. My doctor says I'm suffering from acute adrenal exhaustion and I'm probably headed for an injury and a nervous breakdown.

Is it okay if I take a few extra days of rest this week or should I just up my fat blocks?
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PM me your food log for the last 7 years and I will get back to you.
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Dear XFer Thud,

Please attend my new cert called "Repairing the Body and Metabolism After @Fit". For only $5K, I'll send you home a new man, and will even provide you with one month of regenerative supplements.

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If I didn't become a drug addict and alcoholic I would of never become a ultrarunner
Good thing she worked out her addictive personality.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:It's good to see that some affiliates understand that soft-core photos is what selling @fit is all about. Too many affiliate blog sites have crummy photos.

The attention whores at @fit Flagstaff let it all hang out:

|image| http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/f ... ooty_b.jpg

This photo displays a cunning array of stunts.
Clever. Terrible, but clever, and I won't say I didn't laugh.


Did anyone else notice how the file was titled "FlagStaffBooty_b?"

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The one on the parallettes looks like Nixon from Watchmen.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Joe wrote:another sad case of ink gone wild.
That's just marketing. You see a chick in the gym with a giant-ass kabuki tatoo and you know that her mental problems give you a 99% chance of scoring with her just by talking to her.
Pretty sure she's in front of the Want Respect Pay Here hole.
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dirt diva is awesome i think she's fantastic i'm in love :heart: [-o<
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with all the metal diva is sporting I'm surprised she didn't have some rings put in her back so she could pull meth-calves along for 14 miles in a little red wagon.
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Holy shit I found the secret to CrossFit's programming methodology.

http://thehopperdeck.com/

This is SO fucking advanced it's unbelievable. Throw 'em all in the air, and christ, there's your next 54 workouts! Hell you can be drinking AND doing your programming all at the same time!

I guess you get a pack at the end of your Level I Cert. Or maybe they you need your Level I Playing Card Programming Certification.


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protobuilder wrote:
If I didn't become a drug addict and alcoholic I would of never become a ultrarunner
Good thing she worked out her addictive personality.
=D> =D> =D>
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http://thehopperdeck.com/
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I'm a big enough boy to be aware of my own head-up-ass self-centeredness, but HO-LY SHIT...

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The titty monster comes up for air...

http://allisonnyc.blogspot.com/2009/03/b-in-dr.html


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Kazuya Mishima wrote:The titty monster comes up for air...

http://allisonnyc.blogspot.com/2009/03/b-in-dr.html
I would fuck her till my dick fell off.
With two rubbers.
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:The titty monster comes up for air...

http://allisonnyc.blogspot.com/2009/03/b-in-dr.html
Thank gawd B-boi is still in tow. I thought our world had been turned upside-down. So, ANYC takes the B to the DR (no doubt looking for rum, seegars, and left-handed pitching prospects for 3-ways) and Sharibaybee takes the parasite to Hawaii. Wonder how much he paid for each trip?

Wonder if ANYC realizes that her days with the B are numbered now that she's taken him on a tropical island getaway?
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Sofa King wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:The titty monster comes up for air...

http://allisonnyc.blogspot.com/2009/03/b-in-dr.html
Thank gawd B-boi is still in tow. I thought our world had been turned upside-down. So, ANYC takes the B to the DR (no doubt looking for rum, seegars, and left-handed pitching prospects for 3-ways) and Sharibaybee takes the parasite to Hawaii. Wonder how much he paid for each trip?

Wonder if ANYC realizes that her days with the B are numbered now that she's taken him on a tropical island getaway?
The 3-way thing looks like mission accomplished. That isn't B-Boi throwing her in the water.
BTW, could B-douche strike any more of a pose?
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somone post the Sharibaby beach shot adjacent to the Ancy beach shot for compaison purposes please
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Grim Hamundarson wrote:
Sofa King wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:The titty monster comes up for air...

http://allisonnyc.blogspot.com/2009/03/b-in-dr.html
Thank gawd B-boi is still in tow. I thought our world had been turned upside-down. So, ANYC takes the B to the DR (no doubt looking for rum, seegars, and left-handed pitching prospects for 3-ways) and Sharibaybee takes the parasite to Hawaii. Wonder how much he paid for each trip?

Wonder if ANYC realizes that her days with the B are numbered now that she's taken him on a tropical island getaway?
The 3-way thing looks like mission accomplished. That isn't B-Boi throwing her in the water.
BTW, could B-douche strike any more of a pose?

I don't know. If i am dating some broad, i am not cool with another man laying hands on her in any fashion, especially not if she is in a bathing suit. I could care less who she talks to, but that physical shit needs to have the kaibosh put upon it.

Either he is a consummate pussy, or he is making plans for his next CF conquest.
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Joe wrote:somone post the Sharibaby beach shot adjacent to the Ancy beach shot for compaison purposes please
Brilliant idea. Wish I knew more about this intraweb thingy.
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