The couch thread
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another sad case of ink gone wild.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:It's good to see that some affiliates understand that soft-core photos is what selling @fit is all about. Too many affiliate blog sites have crummy photos.
The attention whores at @fit Flagstaff let it all hang out:
This photo displays a cunning array of stunts.
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I was going to retort with "or a stunning array of cunts", but then I got it. Good one.WildGorillaMan wrote:WildGorillaMan wrote:It's good to see that some affiliates understand that soft-core photos is what selling @fit is all about. Too many affiliate blog sites have crummy photos.
The attention whores at @fit Flagstaff let it all hang out:
This photo displays a cunning array of stunts.
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That's just marketing. You see a chick in the gym with a giant-ass kabuki tatoo and you know that her mental problems give you a 99% chance of scoring with her just by talking to her.Joe wrote:another sad case of ink gone wild.
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Hey guys.
Last month I did 24 days of high intensity WODs in addition to my regular gymnastics training and marathon preparation. My fingernails are spitting, I'm cranky as heck and my hair is falling out. My doctor says I'm suffering from acute adrenal exhaustion and I'm probably headed for an injury and a nervous breakdown.
Is it okay if I take a few extra days of rest this week or should I just up my fat blocks?
Last month I did 24 days of high intensity WODs in addition to my regular gymnastics training and marathon preparation. My fingernails are spitting, I'm cranky as heck and my hair is falling out. My doctor says I'm suffering from acute adrenal exhaustion and I'm probably headed for an injury and a nervous breakdown.
Is it okay if I take a few extra days of rest this week or should I just up my fat blocks?

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PM me your food log for the last 7 years and I will get back to you.
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Good thing she worked out her addictive personality.If I didn't become a drug addict and alcoholic I would of never become a ultrarunner
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Clever. Terrible, but clever, and I won't say I didn't laugh.WildGorillaMan wrote:WildGorillaMan wrote:It's good to see that some affiliates understand that soft-core photos is what selling @fit is all about. Too many affiliate blog sites have crummy photos.
The attention whores at @fit Flagstaff let it all hang out:
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This photo displays a cunning array of stunts.
Did anyone else notice how the file was titled "FlagStaffBooty_b?"
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The one on the parallettes looks like Nixon from Watchmen.


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Pretty sure she's in front of the Want Respect Pay Here hole.WildGorillaMan wrote:That's just marketing. You see a chick in the gym with a giant-ass kabuki tatoo and you know that her mental problems give you a 99% chance of scoring with her just by talking to her.Joe wrote:another sad case of ink gone wild.
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with all the metal diva is sporting I'm surprised she didn't have some rings put in her back so she could pull meth-calves along for 14 miles in a little red wagon.

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Holy shit I found the secret to CrossFit's programming methodology.
http://thehopperdeck.com/
This is SO fucking advanced it's unbelievable. Throw 'em all in the air, and christ, there's your next 54 workouts! Hell you can be drinking AND doing your programming all at the same time!
I guess you get a pack at the end of your Level I Cert. Or maybe they you need your Level I Playing Card Programming Certification.
http://thehopperdeck.com/
This is SO fucking advanced it's unbelievable. Throw 'em all in the air, and christ, there's your next 54 workouts! Hell you can be drinking AND doing your programming all at the same time!
I guess you get a pack at the end of your Level I Cert. Or maybe they you need your Level I Playing Card Programming Certification.
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=D> =D> =D>protobuilder wrote:Good thing she worked out her addictive personality.If I didn't become a drug addict and alcoholic I would of never become a ultrarunner
wtf wrote:Holy shit I found the secret to CrossFit's programming methodology.
http://thehopperdeck.com/
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I'm a big enough boy to be aware of my own head-up-ass self-centeredness, but HO-LY SHIT...


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I would fuck her till my dick fell off.Kazuya Mishima wrote:The titty monster comes up for air...
http://allisonnyc.blogspot.com/2009/03/b-in-dr.html
With two rubbers.
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Thank gawd B-boi is still in tow. I thought our world had been turned upside-down. So, ANYC takes the B to the DR (no doubt looking for rum, seegars, and left-handed pitching prospects for 3-ways) and Sharibaybee takes the parasite to Hawaii. Wonder how much he paid for each trip?Kazuya Mishima wrote:The titty monster comes up for air...
http://allisonnyc.blogspot.com/2009/03/b-in-dr.html
Wonder if ANYC realizes that her days with the B are numbered now that she's taken him on a tropical island getaway?
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The 3-way thing looks like mission accomplished. That isn't B-Boi throwing her in the water.Sofa King wrote:Thank gawd B-boi is still in tow. I thought our world had been turned upside-down. So, ANYC takes the B to the DR (no doubt looking for rum, seegars, and left-handed pitching prospects for 3-ways) and Sharibaybee takes the parasite to Hawaii. Wonder how much he paid for each trip?Kazuya Mishima wrote:The titty monster comes up for air...
http://allisonnyc.blogspot.com/2009/03/b-in-dr.html
Wonder if ANYC realizes that her days with the B are numbered now that she's taken him on a tropical island getaway?
BTW, could B-douche strike any more of a pose?
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somone post the Sharibaby beach shot adjacent to the Ancy beach shot for compaison purposes please
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Grim Hamundarson wrote:The 3-way thing looks like mission accomplished. That isn't B-Boi throwing her in the water.Sofa King wrote:Thank gawd B-boi is still in tow. I thought our world had been turned upside-down. So, ANYC takes the B to the DR (no doubt looking for rum, seegars, and left-handed pitching prospects for 3-ways) and Sharibaybee takes the parasite to Hawaii. Wonder how much he paid for each trip?Kazuya Mishima wrote:The titty monster comes up for air...
http://allisonnyc.blogspot.com/2009/03/b-in-dr.html
Wonder if ANYC realizes that her days with the B are numbered now that she's taken him on a tropical island getaway?
BTW, could B-douche strike any more of a pose?
I don't know. If i am dating some broad, i am not cool with another man laying hands on her in any fashion, especially not if she is in a bathing suit. I could care less who she talks to, but that physical shit needs to have the kaibosh put upon it.
Either he is a consummate pussy, or he is making plans for his next CF conquest.
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Brilliant idea. Wish I knew more about this intraweb thingy.Joe wrote:somone post the Sharibaby beach shot adjacent to the Ancy beach shot for compaison purposes please
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