The couch thread

Topics without replies are pruned every 365 days. Not moderated.

Moderator: Dux

User avatar

Fish
Staff Sergeant
Posts: 476
Joined: Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:32 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by Fish »

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... orkout.wmv

Some major super-slop at 4:28 of this video, I just don't get how someone could fuck a 185# bench press up so bad. He only had to do sets of 10 at 185, which should be bitch weight.

User avatar

Alfred_E._Neuman
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 5058
Joined: Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:13 am
Location: The Usual Gang of Idiots

Re: The couch thread

Post by Alfred_E._Neuman »

Fish Sticks in my Mouth wrote:http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... orkout.wmv

Some major super-slop at 4:28 of this video, I just don't get how someone could fuck a 185# bench press up so bad. He only had to do sets of 10 at 185, which should be bitch weight.
Shit almost cost him a throat.
I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.

User avatar

T200
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 5434
Joined: Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:38 am
Location: House of Fire

Re: The couch thread

Post by T200 »

I don't usually watch those vids when posted but I watched that one. That was a real holy shit moment there for that faggot.
Image


Mountebank
Sgt. Major
Posts: 3439
Joined: Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:59 pm
Location: Somewhere else

Re: The couch thread

Post by Mountebank »

Bike erg and bench press cert soon to come!

User avatar

Anon
Top
Posts: 1771
Joined: Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:25 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by Anon »

I could not make myself watch that past a minute...too boring.
"Anonymous. Because none of us are as cruel as all of us."


Mountebank
Sgt. Major
Posts: 3439
Joined: Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:59 pm
Location: Somewhere else

Re: The couch thread

Post by Mountebank »

The polar opposite of virtuosity on a double under:
Image

They have now seen the light...the first step in battling addiction is...
An honest cult member wrote:In the CrossFit community, we joke about CrossFit being a cult; however, when we say that, we are not really joking.
http://crossfitmodesto.blogspot.com/200 ... -good.html
:prayer: :prayer: :prayer:

User avatar

Crust Bucket
Lord of the thighs
Posts: 18936
Joined: Sun Jan 02, 2005 6:14 pm
Location: Eating a cookie in Bikini Bottom.

Re: The couch thread

Post by Crust Bucket »

Retarded @fit tard wrote:I skipped my senior prom to go to the CrossFit Games Qualifier...I did not qualify this year because I could not do muscle ups.....After the first day even though CrossFit did not kill me, sitting down on the toilet seat became a test of stability and strength because I was so achingly sore. Day two was a little better. Day three was horrible, but my family and I stuck with it. By the end of summer, I had developed an addiction. I loved putting my body through the battle each workout promised to be.....I cannot remember how many times I have ripped my calluses on the pull up bars. I have a picture on my facebook of my bloody hands after a workout about a year ago. I like to look at it because in a way, it is an inspirational picture. I had ripped my hands on my second round of pull ups and the workout was three rounds. I could not quit. You do not quit in the middle of a workout. It is sacrilegious to quit in the middle of the workout. I persevered through the exposed skin and blood. My hands ached when I was done and I had to clean the blood of my bar........I learned I could be an athlete
No all you did was learn how to be more retarded then you already were. Being retarded doesn't make you an athlete, just a tard with ripped up hands that can't take a dump.
syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
You're an ASS!
ImageImage


JohnnyBadAss
Staff Sergeant
Posts: 263
Joined: Wed May 06, 2009 5:52 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by JohnnyBadAss »

Fish Sticks in my Mouth wrote:http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... orkout.wmv

Some major super-slop at 4:28 of this video, I just don't get how someone could fuck a 185# bench press up so bad. He only had to do sets of 10 at 185, which should be bitch weight.
Best line by far: "It's amazing, amazing thing that we're doing for the world." IT'S A FUCKING WORKOUT! THAT'S IT! GET OVER YOURSELVES!

User avatar

Turdacious
Lifetime IGer
Posts: 21247
Joined: Thu Mar 17, 2005 6:54 am
Location: Upon the eternal throne of the great Republic of Turdistan

Re: The couch thread

Post by Turdacious »

Crust Bucket wrote:
Retarded @fit tard wrote:I skipped my senior prom to go to the CrossFit Games Qualifier...I did not qualify this year because I could not do muscle ups.....After the first day even though CrossFit did not kill me, sitting down on the toilet seat became a test of stability and strength because I was so achingly sore. Day two was a little better. Day three was horrible, but my family and I stuck with it. By the end of summer, I had developed an addiction. I loved putting my body through the battle each workout promised to be.....I cannot remember how many times I have ripped my calluses on the pull up bars. I have a picture on my facebook of my bloody hands after a workout about a year ago. I like to look at it because in a way, it is an inspirational picture. I had ripped my hands on my second round of pull ups and the workout was three rounds. I could not quit. You do not quit in the middle of a workout. It is sacrilegious to quit in the middle of the workout. I persevered through the exposed skin and blood. My hands ached when I was done and I had to clean the blood of my bar........I learned I could be an athlete
No all you did was learn how to be more retarded then you already were. Being retarded doesn't make you an athlete, just a tard with ripped up hands that can't take a dump.
Or get a date.
"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule


Gin Master
Sgt. Major
Posts: 3024
Joined: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:41 am

Re: The couch thread

Post by Gin Master »

More jackassery from @F Eastside.

Image

User avatar

WildGorillaMan
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 9951
Joined: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:01 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by WildGorillaMan »

Fish Sticks in my Mouth wrote:http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... orkout.wmv

Some major super-slop at 4:28 of this video, I just don't get how someone could fuck a 185# bench press up so bad. He only had to do sets of 10 at 185, which should be bitch weight.

Where's the new guy who declared that @fit was only "near-retarded"?

Change your mind?
Image
You'll Hurt Your Back

basically I'm Raoul Duke trying to fit into a Philip K. Dick movie remake.


TerryB
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 9697
Joined: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:17 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by TerryB »

I learned I could be an athlete
ha Ha HA HA AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

I'd hate to be the mean fucker that breaks it to this fuckstick that you don't magically become an "athlete" just b/c you try really really hard.

What is this, third grade?

ATHLETES usually have some skill. Not just the ability to regurgitate lunch and tear up their pussy office-worker palms.
"Know that! & Know it deep you fucking loser!"

Image

User avatar

WildGorillaMan
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 9951
Joined: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:01 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by WildGorillaMan »

Everyone in that shitty workout video displayed the coarse facial features associated with fetal alcohol syndrome, which probably explains why they were all so easy to dupe into joining that gym.
Image
You'll Hurt Your Back

basically I'm Raoul Duke trying to fit into a Philip K. Dick movie remake.


JohnnyBadAss
Staff Sergeant
Posts: 263
Joined: Wed May 06, 2009 5:52 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by JohnnyBadAss »

http://www.regonline.com/builder/site/D ... tid=787286
CrossFit Powerlifting Certification-Columbus, OH, December 19 and 20, 2009

CrossFit Powerlifting hosted and taught by Louis Simmons of West Side Barbell. Spend the weekend learning the backsquat, deadlift, and bench press.

User avatar

T200
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 5434
Joined: Mon Sep 15, 2008 1:38 am
Location: House of Fire

Re: The couch thread

Post by T200 »

O...M...G
Image


TerryB
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 9697
Joined: Fri Jun 06, 2008 1:17 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by TerryB »

T200 wrote:O...M...G
What? Didn't you know that all it takes is one weekend to be a powerlifting coach?
"Know that! & Know it deep you fucking loser!"

Image


Gin Master
Sgt. Major
Posts: 3024
Joined: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:41 am

Re: The couch thread

Post by Gin Master »

150 PVC box squats for time!

User avatar

The Nightman
Top
Posts: 2133
Joined: Tue Apr 10, 2007 6:14 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by The Nightman »

Gin Master wrote:150 PVC box squats for time!

And that would be the ME day.

User avatar

WildGorillaMan
Sergeant Commanding
Posts: 9951
Joined: Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:01 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by WildGorillaMan »

JohnnyBadAss wrote:http://www.regonline.com/builder/site/D ... tid=787286
CrossFit Powerlifting Certification-Columbus, OH, December 19 and 20, 2009

CrossFit Powerlifting hosted and taught by Louis Simmons of West Side Barbell. Spend the weekend learning the backsquat, deadlift, and bench press.

I won't lie, if I was facing a big bag of money to teach a cert on how to be a middling middle aged strength sport competitor, or yoyo dieting, I'd be all over it.
Image
You'll Hurt Your Back

basically I'm Raoul Duke trying to fit into a Philip K. Dick movie remake.

User avatar

Fish
Staff Sergeant
Posts: 476
Joined: Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:32 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by Fish »

From T-Nation:
Dan John wrote:• Hey, maybe a flying saucer lands on your police cruiser and aliens attack you. I don't know of a conditioning plan to help you with that. What is the "UFO Landing On Your Car Special Workout?" Maybe CrossFit has one for that.
HA!

User avatar

Fish
Staff Sergeant
Posts: 476
Joined: Mon Sep 08, 2008 11:32 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by Fish »

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=52358

Just a dumb thread. The extent of knowledge @fitters seem to have about professional MMA doesn't go past Brock Lesnar or their "homeboy" BJ Penn. Yeah, let's pit a 155 pounder against a wild fucking chimp. Sorry @fit, BJ isn't THAT good.


JohnnyBadAss
Staff Sergeant
Posts: 263
Joined: Wed May 06, 2009 5:52 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by JohnnyBadAss »

I basically envisioned the fighters in tights mma shorts with nothing else
I bet you did. Who thinks of this kind of stupid "who would win in a fight" shit? It's like 14-year olds arguing if Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee would win. Put them all in a ring and see what happens, otherwise STFU.


Foul-Mouthed Ignoramus
Gunny
Posts: 722
Joined: Fri Apr 29, 2005 9:08 pm
Location: Wisconsin
Contact:

Re: The couch thread

Post by Foul-Mouthed Ignoramus »

DITKA VS A CROSSFITTER!!!
*******************

Hey, you're not fun, you're fat!

User avatar

sanchezero
Top
Posts: 1413
Joined: Sat Mar 11, 2006 2:51 pm

Re: The couch thread

Post by sanchezero »

da bears.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
Image

User avatar

GoDogGo!
IGX Honorary Lesbian
Posts: 11208
Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2005 1:10 am
Location: Casa de Culo

Re: The couch thread

Post by GoDogGo! »

JohnnyBadAss wrote:
I basically envisioned the fighters in tights mma shorts with nothing else
I bet you did. Who thinks of this kind of stupid "who would win in a fight" shit? It's like 14-year olds arguing if Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee would win. Put them all in a ring and see what happens, otherwise STFU.
The Batman vs. Spiderman arguments OTOH, are deadly serious.
The flesh is weak, and the smell of pussy is strong like a muthafucka.

Post Reply