The couch thread

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Re: The couch thread

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Sofa King wrote:
Shave Astroglide wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I had hoped for more. Shave. I am looking at you. If we have to put you in the boyo/pod playpen, I might get a bit miffed
Shaf-
The military is dont ask, dont tell. You put me anywhere you want. i'll ass rape POD and take his fucking virginity. BOD can felch my happy juice out of PODs ass. Im shave astroglide.
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POD as a sock puppet? Only thing I can come up with.

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POD wrote:
Sofa King wrote:
Shave Astroglide wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I had hoped for more. Shave. I am looking at you. If we have to put you in the boyo/pod playpen, I might get a bit miffed
Shaf-
The military is dont ask, dont tell. You put me anywhere you want. i'll ass rape POD and take his fucking virginity. BOD can felch my happy juice out of PODs ass. Im shave astroglide.
:-k
POD as a sock puppet? Only thing I can come up with.

Definitely not Rant.
Hell no. Even I'm not that lame.
POD-
You have never experienced a womanz sweet wagina rapping around your pecker. You are not even alive yet. You must bow down to teh Couch. If you are nice he might give your sloppy 2nds on leesa lewdgo. And a bong rip. And a gimlet. Stick with teh gymnAAASTics. it is only a little ghey.


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obviously a @fit troll...lameness.

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POD's idiotic faygit socko wrote: POD-
You have never experienced a womanz sweet wagina rapping around your pecker. You are not even alive yet. You must bow down to teh Couch. If you are nice he might give your sloppy 2nds on leesa lewdgo. And a bong rip. And a gimlet. Stick with teh gymnAAASTics. it is only a little ghey.
THIS POD TROLLING IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!1

This stuff needs to be remanded to the PODBOTOFish thread IMO.
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Holy fuck this is a big fucking FAIL.

It's so bad that it's almost approaching awesome. Jesus, Shave. Come ON!


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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Holy fuck this is a big fucking FAIL.

It's so bad that it's almost approaching awesome. Jesus, Shave. Come ON!
Hang on to your shorts

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I wonder if couch thinks that his womanizing, alcohol and pot intake will affect his dealings with the military. I get the impression that they don't mind some shenanigans, but frown on such blatant behavior.
I googled "Santa Cruz and Weed" and this picture of the couch came up number one. I guess the couch loves his gin and pot.
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Beelzebub wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I wonder if couch thinks that his womanizing, alcohol and pot intake will affect his dealings with the military. I get the impression that they don't mind some shenanigans, but frown on such blatant behavior.
I googled "Santa Cruz and Weed" and this picture of the couch came up number one. I guess the couch loves his gin and pot.
Fucking Couch pinched my stash again.


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CultBuster wrote:download/file.php?id=1166
Where did you get early photos of Lou Ferrigno?

I'm catching up on a days' reading, working up a chub over all the glorious andro shots (and that TC girl...I'd suck the birthmark right off that thigh), and then I see this Astro faggot. I'd rather open my home to Katrina refugees than have a handful of @F rejects polluting this place.

And a note to all would-be @F immigrants, hating on POD and Boto doesn't mean acceptance for you. In fact, it's kinda rude. You don't go to some dude's party and slap the ball gag out of his gimp's mouth, do you? Keep it simple. Couch hate or cooze. It's a simple formula.

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T200 wrote:PLEASE JESUS LET THIS NIGGER BE A SOCK PUPPET AND NOT A NEW FAGGOT WHO WILL TERRORIZE THIS THREAD WITH HIS HOMOSEXUALITY.
That's the damndest prayer I've heard in quite some time.


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will couch let us borrow lynn pitz for a quick sec, so she can shut down asstro glide's acct here?
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I truly don't think Crash has the wit or the writing acumen to come up with anything other than troll-juvenile-high schoolish responses. That said, he must be ear deep in the kool aid. Poser.
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Gin Master wrote: (NSFW for those who only want this stuff in the FSF).
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That there cooze needs to eat a few more twinkys and start squatting 3x a week..
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No good trolls trolling trolls. Just ends up with me fighting with myself.
I got myself banned at x-fit (two of my trolls) for breaking their silly little rules. Though, one troll has been suggested as a possible mod.


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Gary John wrote:Though, one troll has been suggested as a possible mod.
=D> Bravo!
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Too bad this one has turned out pretty stable. Otherwise we'd already have nudes.

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I just realized that it's Friday. Here's some gristly cougars.

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Just a couple more, then I have to get back to work

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animated gifs, what next?

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lmao, these are what look to be the parents or something at that @F wedding. They have that "I don't get it, either" look about them.

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You can tell this bitch is serious about white people running themselves to a frazzle.

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Ladies, know why she's the bride and you're all bridesmaids?
You don't have the will to get that herniated belly-button. Fucking posers.
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:Image

You can tell this bitch is serious about white people running themselves to a frazzle.
damn. i need to quit posting on this thread, even Kaz has elevated the level of snark in this game.

Gorilla, thanks. I forwarded those pic.s to a newly single 40ish woman that was showing signs of crossfit curiousity. HAte to say for that set i'm nearly an advocate. MILFs and crossfit is really a win win. They're no longer built for comfort but there are plenty of shirtless chaods around willing to test their speed.
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Herniated Belly Button Theory.
If some of these Manotaurs are mums,,, their linea alba, the tendinous inscription that separates the abdominals,, is stretched from child birth. It never returned to normal.. Add Paleo leaness and those stupid back bending situps that give you Rhabdo, and you end up with lots of "outies" .

Umbilical Herniation repair via mesh or whatever is in vogue with the surgeons who drive Bentley's will get popular with Kool Aid crowd.
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Re: The couch thread

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Sofa King wrote:Ladies, know why she's the bride and you're all bridesmaids?
You don't have the will to get that herniated belly-button. Fucking posers.
She's the same one from a hundred or so pages back, isn't she?

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