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TomFurman wrote: Umbilical Herniation repair via mesh or whatever is in vogue with the surgeons who drive Bentley's will get popular with Kool Aid crowd.
No.

The nasty belly-button look is the ultimate badge of honor to be displayed to the public that you are a "fire-breathing" elite @Fit bitch.

Obviously there would be penis-clitty too but that cannot be displayed to the public at this time (sorry Shaf).
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T200 wrote:
TomFurman wrote: Umbilical Herniation repair via mesh or whatever is in vogue with the surgeons who drive Bentley's will get popular with Kool Aid crowd.
No.

The nasty belly-button look is the ultimate badge of honor to be displayed to the public that you are a "fire-breathing" elite @Fit bitch.

Obviously there would be penis-clitty too but that cannot be displayed to the public at this time (sorry Shaf).
Give it time. The way all these raging exhibitionists keep upping the ante on their affiliate pages it's inevitable that some or all of them will turn to softcore, followed shortly after by hardcore. Now THAT'S a WaD I'd like to see!
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I don't know what's funnier...Farrah killing herself with shit movements or that worried looking kid next to the wall.

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Kazuya Mishima wrote:I don't know what's funnier...Farrah killing herself with shit movements or that worried looking kid next to the wall.

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That lady needs a tin of Dinty Moore beef stew, stat.
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:I don't know what's funnier...Farrah killing herself with shit movements or that worried looking kid next to the wall.

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God damn, there is something very wrong with this.

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Mickey Mutherfukkin O'neil wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:I don't know what's funnier...Farrah killing herself with shit movements or that worried looking kid next to the wall.

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God damn, there is something very wrong with this.
I can't get the image big enough on my phone to tell, is she wearing a mouth guard or does she have meth teeth?
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Are you kidding me with that pic above, when did crossshit start teaching special Olympians?
If you could read the kids mind quivering in the corner you can bet it says something like "please don't like me grow up to be like this".
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Crust Bucket wrote:Are you kidding me with that pic above, when did crossshit start teaching special Olympians?
Right from the start, as far as I can tell.
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Oh snap...I'm pretty sure that's Lauren Plumey...HBIC at Shoreline Crossfit.

Nice form Couch Lauren!

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=D>

THIN IS SEXY!!!

Is she wearing gloves and wrist wraps???
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Rule #1: Don't ever fuck anyone crazier than you.

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It's bad when the first thing that comes to mind to an uber hetero motherfucker like myself is "Bitch, fire yo hairdresser!"


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K.B. wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:Rule #1: Don't ever fuck anyone crazier than you.

kaz who is that bitch?
looks like someone i know
Lauren Plumey...some crazy, vaguely hot in a strange sort of way Crossfit fanatic trainer.

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Magic Manna indeed.

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Kazuya Mishima wrote:It's bad when the first thing that comes to mind to an uber hetero motherfucker like myself is "Bitch, fire yo hairdresser!"
First thing that came to my mind is, "Damn, you can't see her tits in that shot."

She appears to be weak as fuck, yet stronger than XXX.
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protobuilder wrote:First thing that came to my mind is, "Damn, you can't see her tits in that shot."
She has tits?

In the south, we call those "skeeter bites".

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protobuilder wrote: She appears to be weak as fuck, yet stronger than POD.
This is basically inviting POD into the thread to give us 6 paragraphs on what he has done, is doing and will do soon.

Please do not enable POD's terrible habits.

POD: any response to proto's mockery should be placed in the POD thread. Thanks!
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Sofa King wrote:POD as a sock puppet? Only thing I can come up with.
Can a puppet live if it kills its master? Can we find out?
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ImUndaYourBed wrote:Too bad this one has turned out pretty stable. Otherwise we'd already have nudes.

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I'll see your Lauren Plumey and raise you 2 Crystal McReynolds
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T200 wrote:
protobuilder wrote: She appears to be weak as fuck, yet stronger than POD.
This is basically inviting POD into the thread to give us 6 paragraphs on what he has done, is doing and will do soon.

Please do not enable POD's terrible habits.

POD: any response to proto's mockery should be placed in the POD thread. Thanks!
Fixed.
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LOL.

XXX FTW!
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How in the hell do all these chicks get so lean and muscular?

I work in a gym, and can tell you that there are maybe 2-3 chicks with comparable bodyfat levels, one of which I KNOW is on Pro Hormones, the other of which is a trainer, the other of which I STRONGLY suspect is on something, considering her voice is a deep as mine, and she's got 15 inch arms.

Sorry for dat dere picture size.

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