The couch thread

[WildGorillaMan]

XF loads women appropriately.

The obsessive compulsive eating disorder called the Zone diet helps.

And the little winny and 'var pills do the rest.

Can I get a witness?

[Anon]

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=53537

Look, a few are starting to catch on...

Shawn Michels
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Jim,

There have been a few threads on this one already and all ended up in Pukie's bucket, as I am sure this one will.

Please remember the rules about this forum:

Threads which poke fun of Crossfit or reference materials that poke fun of Crossfit will not be tolerated.

However threads making fun of people who do not do Crossfit is not only acceptable but highly encouraged.

Remember all ridicule and teasing should be directed at people outside our community and never at the community itself. Please see the “Seen at the Globo gym” and “Heard at Work” threads for examples of acceptable behavior.

[Grandpa's Spells]

ATTN: TITSNYC. IF YOU ARE READING THIS THREAD. PLEASE POST MORE PICTURES OF YOURSELF ON YOUR BLOG(PREFERABLY TIT SHOTS). IN FACT, WE DON'T NEED ANY TEXT OR ACTUAL WORDS ON YOUR BLOG. NO ONE READS THAT STUFF ANYWAYS, WE ALL JUST WANT TO SEE MORE PICTURES OF YOU AND YOUR TITS. I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A BIG HEART(YOU NEED IT TO PUMP BLOOD TO THOSE HUGE TITS) SO PLEASE DO THIS FOR A LONELY GUY LIKE ME WHO LIKES LOOKING AT THOSE LUSH MILKY FUN BAGS. ALSO, NO MORE PICTURES OF YOUR BF ON YOUR BLOG PLEASE. JUST MORE TITS. SEEING PICTURES OF YOUR BF ON YOUR BLOG AMIDST A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF YOURSELF(AND YOUR TITS) IS LIKE WHEN THE CAMERA FLASHES TO THE DUDE'S FACE DURING A PORNO FILM, IT'S REALLY QUITE OFFENSIVE.

THANK YOU

=D> =D> =D> One of the funniest things I've ever read here. Huge LOL. Awesome. =D> =D> =D>

[Fat Cat]

It's bad when the first thing that comes to mind to an uber hetero motherfucker like myself is "Bitch, fire yo hairdresser!"

First thing that came to my mind is, "Damn, you can't see her tits in that shot."

She appears to be weak as fuck, yet stronger than XXX.

She looks like she's related to meth-calves.

Shut your mouth you talk about her!

[Anon]

I like the comments on the right pane:

http://crossfitneq.com/2009/05/21/athle ... en-plumey/

[POD]

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=53537

Look, a few are starting to catch on...

Wow, the entire YouTube URL is blocked as asterisks. That's interesting to see.

Don't worry guys, you can just use this tinyurl link instead: http://tinyurl.com/ygmvxpp Keep on posting!

[Kraj]

I don't think this needs a caption:

[Kraj]

This CrossFit chick doesn't look half bad. Tough to say for sure from this angle, but babycakes look like she gots it goin' on.

[Kraj]

Heavy hitter. She ain't fuckin' with no rinky-dink 3/4" PVC. She's dealin' in whole digits. Unfortunately, this image was taken before the big BALCO bust, so she's probably not hoisting the big plastic any more.

[Kraj]

What's worse than a Crossfitter dropping a barbell from overhead? A Crossfitter tossing kettlebells through a wall.

[Kraj]

"Sup, fuckers?"

[Kraj]

Flipbook

[Fat Cat]

This one is a little bit of heaven.

[Kraj]

And they wonder why no one will insure them.

"Who the fuck needs a medicine ball? That's what I had kids for!"

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4CVavWLylDc/S ... ad+024.jpg

[TerryB]

Flipbook

HEY!!!!!!!

YOU LET HER GO RIGHT NOW!!!!!

[louburr]

notice the coins on the floor, she is cheaper then a lap dance in Thailand

[louburr]

"Hey get your head out of my ass, I charge $6.50 for that"

[Freki]

Croatoa wrote:
ATTN: TITSNYC. IF YOU ARE READING THIS THREAD. PLEASE POST MORE PICTURES OF YOURSELF ON YOUR BLOG(PREFERABLY TIT SHOTS). IN FACT, WE DON'T NEED ANY TEXT OR ACTUAL WORDS ON YOUR BLOG. NO ONE READS THAT STUFF ANYWAYS, WE ALL JUST WANT TO SEE MORE PICTURES OF YOU AND YOUR TITS. I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A BIG HEART(YOU NEED IT TO PUMP BLOOD TO THOSE HUGE TITS) SO PLEASE DO THIS FOR A LONELY GUY LIKE ME WHO LIKES LOOKING AT THOSE LUSH MILKY FUN BAGS. ALSO, NO MORE PICTURES OF YOUR BF ON YOUR BLOG PLEASE. JUST MORE TITS. SEEING PICTURES OF YOUR BF ON YOUR BLOG AMIDST A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF YOURSELF(AND YOUR TITS) IS LIKE WHEN THE CAMERA FLASHES TO THE DUDE'S FACE DURING A PORNO FILM, IT'S REALLY QUITE OFFENSIVE.

THANK YOU

I concur, though I must say that pic of her from behind looking at the waterfall shows she's got a WCA as well.

[Anon]

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[TomFurman]

[T200]

No matter who does it that shit is firmly filed in the retarded folder.

If you have ever done a "medicine ball clean" it is forever on your permanent record and your future fitness claims will always need to be vetted well.

[Crust Bucket]

WTF is up with that shit above? It reminds me of a Mom teaching kids how to put their shit away when they're done playing....Fuckers the whole bunch.

[Sofa King]

Heavy hitter. She ain't fuckin' with no rinky-dink 3/4" PVC. She's dealin' in whole digits. Unfortunately, this image was taken before the big BALCO bust, so she's probably not hoisting the big plastic any more.

She's using a Dan John "Slosh Pipe." PVC filled with water.
Not heavy, but a motherfucker to stabilize. File this under, "Dan John has never contributed anything useful to @fit."
Or, so says Cooch.

[louburr]

The Dan John Slosh Pipe is white. Elite athletes use a black pipe for optimal core stabilization efficiency.

[Danny John]

Am I the only person who remembers the xfit guy who invented the Slosh Pipe right after I wrote about it at t-nation? When Greg called a few years ago (two), he told me that this was an embarrassing thing...