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stosh wrote:Apparently several comments at CF about the masculinity of that photo, some of which were obviously already deleted. The defending comments were allowed to stay.

Noted also that one dude did the WOD (30 135# C&Js) in 2:59. Another did it with 115# in 2:34. That's from floor to rack to overhead to floor in just over 5 seconds per rep. OK.
Go to the exercises and demos page and find the Greg v. David "Grace". They do have guys that can do this stuff.
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Shaf wrote:Rant, you are in a good position now. After your latest offspring has grown a bit, and ready to be weaned, just take over for him. Mother's milk is remarkably anabolic.

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Charismatic megafauna wrote:
Rant wrote:Image

Tits are for kids.
is this more work from Bony Pudding the budding pronographer? delish!
The story behind :yawinkle: this is that the Eva goddess was doing some weighted pull ups but the dumbell was chewing up her ankles. So she dropped her shorts, wrapped them around the dumbell and finished her workout. As you can see the dude in front of her was quite pleased with what transpired...quite pleased.

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No way, man....delish! Hell yeah!

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Shaf wrote:No way, man....delish! Hell yeah!
Daaaaaammmmmmmm. You are one twisted mf-er. I'll have to take your word on this one.

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Rant wrote:
Shaf wrote:No way, man....delish! Hell yeah!
Daaaaaammmmmmmm. You are one twisted mf-er. I'll have to take your word on this one.

I bet she shaves. Wait, I know she does. . .somehow.
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Bannedbycf wrote:
Rant wrote:
Shaf wrote:No way, man....delish! Hell yeah!
Daaaaaammmmmmmm. You are one twisted mf-er. I'll have to take your word on this one.

I bet she shaves. Wait, I know she does. . .somehow.
Oh? :-$

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Rant wrote:
Bannedbycf wrote:
Rant wrote:
Shaf wrote:No way, man....delish! Hell yeah!
Daaaaaammmmmmmm. You are one twisted mf-er. I'll have to take your word on this one.

I bet she shaves. Wait, I know she does. . .somehow.
Oh? :-$
I think I read it in a CF Journal. It really is the ultimate source of fitness information on the interwebs. :rolleyes:
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Bannedbycf wrote:I think I read it in a CF Journal. It really is the ultimate source of fitness information on the interwebs. :rolleyes:
Dont you think you should change your name to ILikeToTalkAboutCF? You're sounding like the Paul Ruud character from 40 Year Old Virgin.
Bannedbycf: Remember that time we made love and you just started crying in my arms?
CF: Please don’t reminisce about the times we fucked... please. It's so creepy...
Bannedbycf: I wanna take you to Paris and make love to you under the Eiffel Tower.
CF: STOP IT!
Bannedbycf: Stop what?
CF: This whole Paris thing! I've been broken up with you for like two years man, I don’t wanna date you anymore!
Bannedbycf: You're a whore.
CF: I am not a whore! I just didn't like you!
Bannedbycf: Hah, this is so us.
CF: Heheheh... psycho talk.



Bannedbycf: I dated this woman... wait. Lemme rephrase that. I dated this whore for like two years... and she stomped all over my heart.
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nafod wrote:
Bannedbycf wrote:I think I read it in a CF Journal. It really is the ultimate source of fitness information on the interwebs. :rolleyes:
Dont you think you should change your name to ILikeToTalkAboutCF? You're sounding like the Paul Ruud character from 40 Year Old Virgin.
Bannedbycf: Remember that time we made love and you just started crying in my arms?
CF: Please don’t reminisce about the times we fucked... please. It's so creepy...
Bannedbycf: I wanna take you to Paris and make love to you under the Eiffel Tower.
CF: STOP IT!
Bannedbycf: Stop what?
CF: This whole Paris thing! I've been broken up with you for like two years man, I don’t wanna date you anymore!
Bannedbycf: You're a whore.
CF: I am not a whore! I just didn't like you!
Bannedbycf: Hah, this is so us.
CF: Heheheh... psycho talk.



Bannedbycf: I dated this woman... wait. Lemme rephrase that. I dated this whore for like two years... and she stomped all over my heart.
Only following the lead of the well-informed minds here.

I am impressed that you went to all that trouble to own me though. You're a whore.
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Hmmmm, panties, my favorite source for fiber.
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Bannedbycf wrote:I am impressed that you went to all that trouble to own me though. You're a whore.
It wasn't really about you. You were just a prop.
Don’t believe everything you think.

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Fitness Celebrity or Bowery Bum? He looks like he could use a hot shower and bowl of soup.
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ab g-d wrote:
stosh wrote:Apparently several comments at CF about the masculinity of that photo, some of which were obviously already deleted. The defending comments were allowed to stay.

Noted also that one dude did the WOD (30 135# C&Js) in 2:59. Another did it with 115# in 2:34. That's from floor to rack to overhead to floor in just over 5 seconds per rep. OK.
Go to the exercises and demos page and find the Greg v. David "Grace". They do have guys that can do this stuff.
I have no doubt that it can be done. But for the form-centric preaching CF crowd, I doubt the C&Js look anything like the C&J in the Burgener demo vids (confirmed by watching several youtube Grace's - jeez). Just confirms my notion that Oly/PL lifts for time are bad mojo.
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nafod wrote:
Bannedbycf wrote:I am impressed that you went to all that trouble to own me though. You're a whore.
It wasn't really about you. You were just a prop.
Funny, my wife says the same thing.
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Rant wrote:Fitness Celebrity or Bowery Bum? He looks like he could use a hot shower and bowl of soup.
He doesn't look like he's missing many bowls of soup.
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Pinky wrote:
Rant wrote:Fitness Celebrity or Bowery Bum? He looks like he could use a hot shower and bowl of soup.
He doesn't look like he's missing many bowls of soup.
Night Train has a lot of calories.
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GoDogGo! wrote:
Pinky wrote:
Rant wrote:Fitness Celebrity or Bowery Bum? He looks like he could use a hot shower and bowl of soup.
He doesn't look like he's missing many bowls of soup.
Night Train has a lot of calories.
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Kid Couch loves him some Christmas!
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Bannedbycf wrote:
nafod wrote:
Bannedbycf wrote:I am impressed that you went to all that trouble to own me though. You're a whore.
It wasn't really about you. You were just a prop.
Funny, my wife says the same thing.
Bah-dummmm-bump.
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nafod wrote:
Bannedbycf wrote:
nafod wrote:
Bannedbycf wrote:I am impressed that you went to all that trouble to own me though. You're a whore.
It wasn't really about you. You were just a prop.
Funny, my wife says the same thing.
Bah-dummmm-bump.
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Shit is this thread still alive?
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KMF wrote:Shit is this thread still alive?
It will always live.

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Jason Brown RKC is a new couch nutswinger. i think @fit is pulling a trojan horse over at DD, but DD is too nice to publicly disdain @fit like the couch and ex rkcabal do to DD.
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powerlifter54 wrote:Jason Brown RKC is a new couch nutswinger. i think @fit is pulling a trojan horse over at DD, but DD is too nice to publicly disdain @fit like the couch and ex rkcabal do to DD.

Jason Brown RKC is a fucking asshole.

See the thread where he cries real tears when Shat whups dat azz.

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