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Batboy2/75 wrote: A medic once explained to me that if you suffer heat stroke it was like busting your internal thermostat. From there on out your body is going to be all fucked up.
That's been my experience. Heat exhaustion/stroke once -> repeated heatstroke. The same guys had problems, again & again.

Hydration was part of the problem, but not the entire story. Physiologically, some guys can push harder than others, in different environments.
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this girl is very attractive but looks like she is starting to turn... esp around the shoulders. what say you?
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these chicks can't be getting them bricks just by "stabilizing the hell out of the midline."
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this girl is very attractive but looks like she is starting to turn... esp around the shoulders. what say you?
Why is GSP wearing a wig?

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Grandpa's Spells wrote:Bringing 2.5 gallons of water on something easily completed in under 2 hrs. is silly.
Sorry spells but your quote above is silly and down right moronic.

Better to have water and not need it, than need the water and not have it. I've seen healthy athletic young men suffer from heat stroke in less than 2 hours of physical activity.

This is one of those topics you can not compare yourself against other people. How susceptible you are to heat is a very individual thing. What you could easily finish in 2 hours without water could kill another person. This is one of the main reasons if you visit a Army or USMC basic training center you'll find soldiers and marines walking around (even in the barracks) with a canteen. You are taught very early in basic training to drink water, lots of water.

A medic once explained to me that if you suffer heat stroke it was like busting your internal thermostat. From there on out your body is going to be all fucked up.
I considered qualifying my statement but stuck with glib. It's a recreational course for ages 7-90. The Grand Canyon even has drinking fountains these days. If the goal was to put in a good time, I think he carried too much water, and significantly more than what others must normally carry.

I could be wrong, but I thought there were some specific issues that made heatstroke a higher risk for military personnel (shaved heads, BDUs, etc.) that civilians aren't normally exposed to. Otherwise you would expect to see it in summertime soccer, cross country, etc., and that is not common. OTOH, I had a friend fall out on the beach one day when we were 18 after some Frisbee, but he had the cropped hair and no hat. Very scary to see.
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Grandpa's Spells wrote:
Batboy2/75 wrote:
Grandpa's Spells wrote:Bringing 2.5 gallons of water on something easily completed in under 2 hrs. is silly.
Sorry spells but your quote above is silly and down right moronic.

Better to have water and not need it, than need the water and not have it. I've seen healthy athletic young men suffer from heat stroke in less than 2 hours of physical activity.

This is one of those topics you can not compare yourself against other people. How susceptible you are to heat is a very individual thing. What you could easily finish in 2 hours without water could kill another person. This is one of the main reasons if you visit a Army or USMC basic training center you'll find soldiers and marines walking around (even in the barracks) with a canteen. You are taught very early in basic training to drink water, lots of water.

A medic once explained to me that if you suffer heat stroke it was like busting your internal thermostat. From there on out your body is going to be all fucked up.
I considered qualifying my statement but stuck with glib. It's a recreational course for ages 7-90. The Grand Canyon even has drinking fountains these days. If the goal was to put in a good time, I think he carried too much water, and significantly more than what others must normally carry.

I could be wrong, but I thought there were some specific issues that made heatstroke a higher risk for military personnel (shaved heads, BDUs, etc.) that civilians aren't normally exposed to. Otherwise you would expect to see it in summertime soccer, cross country, etc., and that is not common. OTOH, I had a friend fall out on the beach one day when we were 18 after some Frisbee, but he had the cropped hair and no hat. Very scary to see.

2.5 gallons of water in a camel back is nothing. I've rucked with weights 3-5 times heavier for days and weeks at a time and was happy that I had 2 x one quart canteens, 2 x 2 quart canteens, and a 1.5 gallon camel back with me.

What makes military personnel higher risk for heat stroke is moving long distances with a ton of weight on their bodies. The other factor is that almost every Army and USMC basic training local is located in the sun belt. Try road marching in Georgia in the summer with a 75 lb ruck sack. Strap some weight to them soccer players and cross country runners and report back about heat stroke.

As for shaved heads? I've never heard that one before. Since most heat is lost via the head, I would think that a shaved head would help dissipate the heat build up. What probably doesn't help is wearing a kevlar helmet.
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Charismatic megafauna wrote:From POD's link above. A legit Crossfit success story. Quit to succeed.

I have received a few emails asking about my gym status, so here’s the update: I haven’t joined a new gym. I started running and working out at the beach/park/home on my own.


Since being thrown out of CrossfitLA in December
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I just read that and thought the exact same thing.
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What makes military personnel higher risk for heat stroke is moving long distances with a ton of weight on their bodies.
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Thud wrote:So his performance was hindered by his workout, even though his workouts are supposed to better prepare him for random tasks?
Yep.

The grand irony of it all is that the 'evolution' of Cultfit (as Couch calls it) = completely dumping Cultfit for something logical and (GASP!) traditional. Take a look at the successful groups that have splintered off (e.g., Catalyst Athletics). They dont look anything like Cultfit really, unless you consider "weights + HIIT = Cultfit." (and if you do you're an idiot b/c that shit has been around forever).

The people who succeed are those who dump Cultfit's 'programming' and transition to something reasonable, something that follows tried and true principles.
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Batboy2/75 wrote:As for shaved heads? I've never heard that one before. Since most heat is lost via the head, I would think that a shaved head would help dissipate the heat build up. What probably doesn't help is wearing a kevlar helmet.
Ever since I fully shaved my head, my cranium feels heat and cold more intensely and more quickly. Regarding heat, the sweat drips off immediately like it would if you dripped it on a hard boiled egg so I suspect evaporative cooling is lessened. I think hair provides an insulation layer and keeps perspiration on your head longer where it can evaporate and cool you. This is without the helmet of coarse.

I notice Coach has more hair now. Maybe he's discovered that it's tactical.
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Have to agree with Spells that 2.5 gallons of water for a 58 minutes event is excessive.

That's over 20 pounds of water. And guess what: water doesn't stay still in a pack. You get "the big wave effect" which takes a lot of energy out of you.

Yes, you should know where your next water is coming from.

And maybe Bats is right: each guy reacts differently.

But for an hour long climb, 2.5 gallons is silly. My guess: hydrate big time at the start, take half a gallon with you. At the most.

I base my calculations on almost 40 years of doing this shit.
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Shave skull = more vulnerability to both cold and heat. Especially sun.

Too much sun on the noggin bakes the brain, even with sunblock applied.

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Grandpa's Spells wrote:I considered qualifying my statement but stuck with glib. It's a recreational course for ages 7-90. The Grand Canyon even has drinking fountains these days. If the goal was to put in a good time, I think he carried too much water, and significantly more than what others must normally carry.
I have to side with Spells on this one. He carried a shit-ton of water for a climb that has a pub at the top-out. Besides, I checked the weather report for Vancouver and the temps were in the mid-50s with a 5 kt wind from the west. OK I'm just making that up but I'm probably not far from the truth. Sucks to lose to a girl, though.
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Since when does a healthy, young, male Cultfitter get BEAT THE HELL DOWN by a measly 20 lb pack????

Prepared for anything? Hell, not even prepared for carrying water on a hike.

I can see it now....Cultfit Hiking!! Like Cultfit...only completely different!
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protobuilder wrote:Since when does a healthy, young, male Cultfitter get BEAT THE HELL DOWN by a measly 20 lb pack????

Prepared for anything? Hell, not even prepared for carrying water on a hike.

I can see it now....Cultfit Hiking!! Like Cultfit...only completely different!
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The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:Shave skull = more vulnerability to both cold and heat. Especially sun.

Too much sun on the noggin bakes the brain, even with sunblock applied.
Couple of things- Hair probably does have an insulating factor. However, until the last couple of years no one in the Army was allowed to save their heads, out side of basic training. Even then in basic training hair is allowed to grow out into a buzz cut look and then cut into a high and tight. After basic training you have the option of growing your hair out within Army regulations.

Another thing to remember is that if you're in the military, you don't run around outside in uniform without wearing a PC (patrol cap), boonie cap, or K pot.

The main point is this, is 2.5 gallons of water silly to take on a 1 hour walk? Not really, if (1) that water is mostly there for resistance. It seems to me that Mr. @fitter went with the camel back because it was convenient and easy way to add resistance weight (2) It's always good to have water with you.

Another thing, how do we know that camel back is all water? I've seen plenty of camel back assault packs, that could carry 20-30 pounds of stuff and wasn't designed for just water. The 20 lbs of weight could easily be mostly dead weight with a 1/2 gallon to 1 gallon water bladder.

***Just checked- at most this @fit idiot could have had on him was 1.5 gallons of water. The pack he's wearing is designed to carry at most 2 water bladders 3 L each or .75 gallons each. I doubt he had more than one bladder in his camel back.*****

So in the end he got smoked by a 20 lb pack- about what you'd expect from a @fitter.

But we're getting off topic. Couch is a gin swilling pot bellied pig.
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Typical cultfit story (from Rip's forum):
I've been going to a local Crossfit to get help on my squat and power clean form, and I'm thrilled with the results--my squat now looks a lot more like the form check videos that you approve of and I've gone from being stuck to making steady progress.

But I've also been exposed to Crossfit programming, in particular on pullups. A typical dose of pullups there is 3 rounds of 15 reps with a band that lets me get about 8 in a row, in combination with two other exercises, done for time. So by the last round I'm only able to do singles, then my muscles get to total failure so someone starts pushing me up to the bar, meanwhile people are cheering me on. (To me the cheering as a spotter pushes me up to the bar seems a bit like saying "It's all you" on the spotter-assisted bench press, but maybe that's just me.)

Before I started going there, I had been doing band-assisted pullups on my own and had already gotten a couple unassisted ones, but doing pullups at Crossfit twice a week made my pullup ability go backwards. I also stalled on press and bench press. After pondering PP, in particular page 173, I decided to Just Say No to the crossfit pullup program and my press and bench press have started progressing again.
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The issue with pullups and not being able to do them is that it can be a maximal effort type of movement.

Too much work at ME, as everyone knows, will make you regress, over-train and become injured. People nowadays aren't trained, period.

In my first grade class we had a fitness contest that I remember distinctly. I was able to do 11 pull ups as a first grader, but wasn't even close to winning, it was right in the middle for boys. The winner was a farm kid who did 22...2x the number of pull ups I did. Only one kid couldn't do at least 1.

Nowadays there are very few kids who can do even 1 pull up.

Tate's tip on using multiple minibands as an assist and then dropping them as you get better is excellent.


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CrossFit Did Not Prepare Me For This....

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So today, my girlfriend and I decided to do a hike called the 'Grouse Grind', to say it is hard is an understatement. I have never done it before and decided to do the WOD this morning (Deadlift 1-1-1-1-1-1-1)!!!!

The 'Grind' is basically a set of steps cut into a mountain. Here's some stats:

Length: 2.9km
Elevation Gain: 2,800 ft (2830 stairs)
Official Record: 26:19

http://www.grousemountain.com/Summer... ... ind.aspYou must indicate if your links are Work and Fmaily Safe (WFS)

With a 20lb Camelbak pack it took me 1:20:00 to complete, the GF did it in
00:58:00. I have been doing CF religiously since the beginning of Jan but nothing prepared me for this!!!!!!!!

Am I wrong to assume CF would prepare me for something like this???? I figured with all the squats, leg exercises, etc I would be in good stead.
http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... post602898

No we ignore science and daya. This is telling. Your GF kicked your ass on a recreational climb.
LMAO

The responses are even better:
Nurse, somebody get his man some kool-aid fast!
questioning the cult wrote:CF promises to make you fast and strong PERIOD, not fast for a big guy or strong for a little guy. If I trained 3 on 1 off with workouts that were designed to punish my body and test my will, I'd expect to perform more than 12% better than average (lets keep in mind what average is here, it's the average hiker, not the average athlete, climber, runner, or anything else). The fact that he did some heavy pulls before he went isn't a mitigating factor either, if you're training "for life" and your life includes frequent high intensity workouts, you can't blame a disappointing performance in another physical area on the fact that you were sore or already trained that day. The training is part of your life, your performance in other areas must take that into account.

I want to be clear this isn't a knock against Dean, I think it's cool that he questioned his programming after something like this. We can't write off negative data points out of hand, they are equally important for shaping an effective individual program.


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The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:In my first grade class we had a fitness contest that I remember distinctly. I was able to do 11 pull ups as a first grader, but wasn't even close to winning, it was right in the middle for boys. The winner was a farm kid who did 22...2x the number of pull ups I did. Only one kid couldn't do at least 1.

Nowadays there are very few kids who can do even 1 pull up.
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Uh-oh, the great @F nutrition expert Robb Wolf is questioning couch and HQ in all of their wisdom...
http://robbwolf.com/?p=566
Chris, thanks for the thoughtful post and YES, a paleo (quality first) followed by Zone (proportionality) is the likely best route to optimum health and performance. I’m not sure what the disconnect is with this in HQ but it starts feeling a lot like “We are going to argue this point until we are the winners” regardless of the content of the argument. On the one hand I have this sense that I’m being portrayed as some kind of tee-totaler who advocates we never go off the paleo-reservation. When I make the point this is not the case but that food quality IS important the argument shifts to “Elite performance only requires adherance to quality foods 50-60% of the time…”

Come again? When I hear numbers like this thrown around to a COMPLETELY unquantified situation it really raises my hackles. Interestingly THIS is the realm of pseudo science, citing hard numbers for a very soft scenario. This does BTW remind me of the apparent “20% slop” we are supposed to be embracing within CrossFit…that will be another popular blog post…

Anyway, like Chris mentioned, folks who are turning top numbers are eating “clean” much more than 50% of the time…this is just a fact. If we wanted to get SLIGHTLY scientific about it I could send out a nutrition survey to all the qualifiers to the games, but this is only as good as people’s memories and honesty, so not super, but it would be something. The reality is people notice when they eat like shit too frequently, that frequency varies from person to person, and based on what the particular nature of the crappy food is. That’s actually a much more accurate portrayal of elite fueling than some arbitrary percentage. This also reflects what people actually experience especially with regards to the quality piece. In the nutrition cert the topic of cheat meals is always a popular piece. I lay out two different scenarios. The first is a beer+pizza bender, the second is a nachos+tequila schwa-re. I tell people to try each one and let me know which one they feel like more shit from. Inevitably, the nachos+tequila leaves people much happier the next day than the pizza+beer. Why? Pizza+beer is a truck-load of gluten. Coach Glassman told me he does not really buy the gluten gig. I also remember Coach talking about dropping a stack of research literally 2-3 feet thick on the desk of some physician who was decrying the Zone as dangerous….but the doctor would simply ignore the literature and still damn the Zone. I’m certainly feeling like that with regards tot he gut-health gluten gig. I guess the response is the same as what they used with the static about hyperinsulinism…ignore it and press on.

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There are plenty of smart folks like Robb associated with @F. They just go do their own thing while supporting the umbrella organization as they can.

Greg E. would fall into this category as well, and Pierre Auge too


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Their 'experts' (e.g., Ripp, their diet guy Wolff, Everett etc) routinely disagree with Cultfit and it's principles, as designed, applied and taught by Couch. The only one who thinks it's a good plan are (a) Couch, and (b) his intelligence-deficient followers.

I don't really blame the cultists though. They simply don't know that they don't know. Couch knows that he doesn't know, and profits from it.
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protobuilder wrote:Their 'experts' (e.g., Ripp, their diet guy Wolff, Everett etc) routinely disagree with Cultfit and it's principles, as designed, applied and taught by Couch. The only one who thinks it's a good plan are (a) Couch, and (b) his intelligence-deficient followers.

I don't really blame the cultists though. They simply don't know that they don't know. Couch knows that he doesn't know, and profits from it.
Which brings in to question the ethics of these sop called experts. Would you continue doing business with someone like couch; a person you routinely disagree with?

If the answer is yes, the main reason is (as it always is), money.
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That's the beauty of couch's gig.

Makes him 6 figs a year, maybe more. Not bad for 8-9 years of work.

We can denigrate him all we want, but mofo is makin' bank and livin' his dreams.

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