The couch thread

Kraj · Post by **Kraj** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:05 pm

You guys wonder what kind of jobs B-Boi can get with those wicked-awesome tats? How about dictionary editor:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.p ... an+Gilliam

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:10 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
theoverman wrote:
friedquads wrote:
A link would help: http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=53467

Glad to see Renee "Teacher you forgot to give us homework" Lee tossing in her two cents.
Couch needs to ass rape that stupid cunt with a rabid badger.

The reviews say that there is enough room in these pants for a rabid badger:

With badger-full pants, the ass rape would happen eventually.

theoverman · Post by **theoverman** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:10 pm

Kraj wrote:You guys wonder what kind of jobs B-Boi can get with those wicked-awesome tats? How about dictionary editor:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.p ... an+Gilliam

I can't imagine it payin as much as Webster...

Edit: Hey Gilliam, we're just fucking with you man. Now quit that crossfit shit and grow out of your hairless manling body. Get the fuck in here and post some nudes of Allison.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:17 pm

protobuilder wrote:Mark Henry Bell: lift the 300-lb dumbbell with a 2.5-inch diameter handle out of its box

Tried this one. Couldn't break it off the floor with one hand. Very humbling.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:24 pm

Apparently that fat fucking verbose piece of shit Barry Cooper used to compete in highlands games - found a pic of him from 2003.

http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/2003_10.html

Apparently, this also is when couch sunk his gin-drenched hooks into him:

Fat Drunken Couch wrote:Barry Cooper's contributions to the CrossFit community are immense. Barry brings an exciting balance of humor, intelligence, and athleticism. We salute him!

Furthermore, in order to ALWAYS get the last word in, it appears that Cooper stayed 3 weeks behind the (cum)WOD in order for his post to always be the last one!

Fucking douche of the highest order.

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:25 pm

Quote:
Mighty Mitts will be a new feature, featuring feats of grip strength. The events are:

Jowett Anvil: deadlift the 163 lb. anvil by its horn
Sorin’s Monster: deadlift a 500-lb. dumbbell with a 2-inch diameter handle
Inch by Inch: walk for distance with an Inch replica dumbbell in each hand
Mark Henry Bell: lift the 300-lb dumbbell with a 2.5-inch diameter handle out of its box
Gama Club: lever an 80-pound Indian Club

Jedd Johnson from Diesel Crew could probably take this event.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:26 pm

rjudo wrote:
I'd Hit It wrote:B-Boi and mother.

That look on her face? That's regret for the decision to carry him to term.

A face only the mother could love....................

That is one greasy motherfucker.

He looks like he's been dipped in Crisco in every pic.

And as far as employment isn't he a trainer at Blauer's?

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:26 pm

Yes, those are all technique plates to go with the plastic "muscle clamps":

Full image
Even the @ssFisters are starting to cry foul that every day's picture is of a chick modeling expensive esstra-medium tees.

Add another thing to the pile @Fers mess up--how to use "technique" plates--although, to be fair, maybe they're actually using them for max attempts...

Kraj · Post by **Kraj** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:26 pm

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:36 pm

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:37 pm

Kraj wrote:

Um, what breed of hound is that in the blue bikini next to Camacho?

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:39 pm

Re: Miss Boobalicious below.

A new birdie has come to roost. I have been informed by an unnamed source of inscrutable credentials, that the pictured female (married with children) is boning Asstro (married with children).

Between Asstro's shit-eating grin while wearing a BBS shirt, to this, @F continues to have "CLASS" written all over it.

protobuilder wrote:GODDAMN I'M FUCKING PISSED! WTF IS THIS SHIT ALL OVER THE COUCH THREAD???

AND THIS IS ABOUT THE LAST FUCKING STRAW:

WHO IS THE SCRAWNY (yet fully boobalicious) BROAD PLAYING "BIG GIRL" WITH A BAR THAT HAS PROBABLY BEEN USED BY CHAMPIONS AND BEEN LOADED TO 1000 POUNDS PLUS??????

IF THE BARBELL COULD SUE FOR SLANDER, IT WOULD WIN.

also, POD shovels snow for money?? Fucking hell POD. Stop admitting shit like that. Christ. If you were my nephew, I'd throw you into the fucking Christmas tree.

And I didn't get to say it before, but that is damn funny. =D>

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:40 pm

Now that you have to agree with.

rjudo · Post by **rjudo** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:42 pm

Kraj wrote:

Leather is her friend =D>

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:44 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Kraj wrote:
Um, what breed of hound is that in the blue bikini next to Camacho?

Blue heeler? Blue Tick?

CultBuster · Post by **CultBuster** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:52 pm

I will flat out admit, I don't get it with this dude, but I would'nt mind being him on a Friday. Works with Blaur (bad ass) hits TitsNYC, and runs a gym in VA making bank. Weekends its UFC and Vegas with Tony and then off to some Island. Fuck his work out in this video, look at her! Looks like a porn star trying out for a part in a "legit" movie. I wanna hate that motherfucker, but I almost have to respect his game.

The Nightman · Post by **The Nightman** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:56 pm

http://vimeo.com/4922047

dont think you can embed stuff from vimeo

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:58 pm

Asstro is dipping his wick into this tight piece of ass? Well played sir.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 11:59 pm

The Nightman wrote:
http://vimeo.com/4922047
dont think you can embed stuff from vimeo

LOVE that fucking pink bikini...and furthermore, her fucking laugh would cause me to kill her and bury her in Pudding's backyard:

POD · Post by **POD** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:07 am

Shaf on P-Menu wrote:The porn thing is gone. No longer will manfucking be seen if you follow an XF link from IGx.

Arguable.

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:14 am

The Nightman wrote:
http://vimeo.com/4922047
dont think you can embed stuff from vimeo

That was pretty good, except that the camera kept wandering all over the fucking place so that she wasn't even in the frame half the time, plus some fucktard abusing a barbell kept blocking my view.

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:24 am

I wanna waterboard keener with my cock.

BigAngry · Post by **BigAngry** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:31 am

GoDogGo! wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:
theoverman wrote:
friedquads wrote:
A link would help: http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=53467

Glad to see Renee "Teacher you forgot to give us homework" Lee tossing in her two cents.
Couch needs to ass rape that stupid cunt with a rabid badger.
The reviews say that there is enough room in these pants for a rabid badger:

With badger-full pants, the ass rape would happen eventually.

Holy mother of all that is wicked and evil in the world (i.e. couch)... that was fuckin hilarious. I spit my drink all over my keyboard. Thanks.

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 12:46 am

When did Shaf'd go back on the PM board?

I really have to stop having a life so I can keep up with this monstrosity.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 1:32 am

Holy crap this thing is out of control.

IGX

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