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Hmmmmm.....a sports drink sponsor for the @Fit games?

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No, really, the damnedest thing about that poster is that somehow @fit is using Drake Stadium on the UCLA campus for their "Regional Qualifier." This, I find more disturbing than anything I've read lately about the cult.

It's like having a Scientology convention in the Superdome. Plain scary.
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http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=750640
I am absolutly loving crossfit, i am in a box in bridgeport connecticut. But, i am having a huge issue. I am 5 foot and have been blessed with a big butt and big thighs. i am a very solid person, and extremely muscular. I have found that although i am losing weight inother places, my thighs and butt are just getting bigger and bigger (more muscular). I dont want to stop doing crossfit, so i need advice on what to do, what to avoid doing at crossfit and outside of crossfit.

Naturally, this got me curious. The profile pic from Facebook was certainly promising. I see a future Andro Friday star in the making.
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Dooooooooode....that chick has Michelle Rodriguez features. Definite andro in the making fo'sho.
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... i am in a box ... i am having a huge issue. I am ... blessed with a big butt and big thighs. i am a very solid ... and extremely muscular. ... thighs and butt are just getting bigger and bigger (more muscular)....


You bring two issues to the table: 1. You are in a box - that is bad. 2. The second issue is not really an issue - we like that around here.
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kreator wrote:
Naturally, this got me curious. The profile pic from Facebook was certainly promising. I see a future Andro Friday star in the making.
Yum, so long as it doesn't give her a penis I'm in.
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Are we at 700 pages yet?
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http://www.crossfitfairfieldcounty.typepad.com/

She has a ways to go (her FB pic, if that's her, clearly got the MySpace treatment) before she makes the Andro Friday cut, but I hope she does.

http://vimeo.com/9598366

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In honor of the strange confluence of the number 700, training BS, and culthood:

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Our favorite hardbody, Renee, back monitoring her coworkers
Follow up: Woman A tried better portioning this weekend, which apparently succeeded?

"we tried to keep our portions smaller this weekend. The great thing is we had room for dessert. we NEVER have room for dessert, so we had ice cream sandwiches"

Woman B had 2.5 donuts on sunday.

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Gotta respect Renee, she's superior to everyone.
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Renee is a hideous fuckin' hawg.
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More stupid human tricks from HQ:
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Is that Pat Robertson on the leg press? He is isolating components of a complex system, ergo he is not funktional.
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big_t2100 wrote:Hmmmmm.....a sports drink sponsor for the @Fit games?

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Hell yeah, son...that motherfucker did a 1000# leg press.
Strongest nigger in the God Squad.
Pat Robertson is a fucking asshole, but he's doing more in that picture than I've seen Glasshole do.
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ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:Hell yeah, son...that motherfucker did a 1000# leg press.
Strongest nigger in the God Squad.
Pat Robertson is a fucking asshole, but he's doing more in that picture than I've seen Glasshole do.
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Billy Graham is better.

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Oops, wrong Billy Graham. But it would have been interesting if this guy was behind the preacher's pulpit.
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That might be the longest biceps I've seen.
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that grrl is deeeelicious.

biceps? really?

homo...

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have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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Affiliate Scenario: You have a beautiful young woman who doesn't like to wear a lot of clothing when she works out. She's a good athlete and it's fine by you -- and it seems okay with all the guys -- but, lately, there's sniping among the female members. ("Look at that!" "Distracting." "Put some clothes on.") Normally, you wouldn't care, but you are trying to start a CrossFit Kids program and build a total community. You'd hate to lose the support of the Mommy Mafia. What should you do? Tell Miss Thang to cover up some? Or just ignore the comments and enjoy the show?
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Attention whoring seems to be rampant amongst XFers. Even fat dudes and chicks are training mostly naked.

I'd say that an affiliate with that issue has a minimal dress code.

Also, a surprising source sent me the url to this pic:

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