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shameless commerce, gorilla.
kinda like couch hisself.
kinda like couch hisself.
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Well, at least he's not doing weekend Gorilla certifications. Tree-swinging, andro-scoping, savagery of all kinds . . . actually sounds kind of fun.fat fukk wrote:shameless commerce, gorilla.
kinda like couch hisself.

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Multidays are reserved for the hyper-insane, like the ones that suck at the tit of Sri Chinmoy and his Transcendence Group. But those are the most interesting to get actual stats on the 'specialist of specialists' that do things like run around a block in Queens, NY for 3,100 miles.kreator wrote:Most elite distance runners don't even have to worry about sleep deprivation or darkness. With the exception of a couple of ultras, all the elites will be finished well before dark. Then there are multiday races, but most of the big names don't participate in those.Charismatic megafauna wrote:that 24 hour workout is nearly the exact opposite of the successful training strategies used by ultra distance competitors. most of whom train pretty much like marathon runners or distance cyclists, just a little more. and more focused on the mental acclimation to extreme boredom, staying alert while in a groove and dealing with the time altering effects of darkness.
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I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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The Gorilla haz a brandz. I'll tell you right now, it's not guys buying the shirts, although you guys could tip the scales if you really wanted to stick it to the Couch. Think of it as counter-anti-consumerism.
Like Shaf has repeatedly said, I too would probably have a good time partying with Couch, so long as I managed to stay married after a weekend bender with the King of Weekend Benders. In the meantime, I've got Team Gorilla to look after.
Like Shaf has repeatedly said, I too would probably have a good time partying with Couch, so long as I managed to stay married after a weekend bender with the King of Weekend Benders. In the meantime, I've got Team Gorilla to look after.
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Gonna get me a Team Gorilla. Little brother invites me to all these seminars and whatever. I want to make a message without simply wearing my Got Snatch t-shirt.
And Dan has x-fit groupies like a rock star. I always feel like a roadie, helping the throw-aways with their oly form.
And Dan has x-fit groupies like a rock star. I always feel like a roadie, helping the throw-aways with their oly form.

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Brian Mackenzie facebook status update... 4 hrs in and hip shut down, shoes fell apart and an epic journey is squashed.
YUP EPIC FAIL YET AGAIN
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
YUP EPIC FAIL YET AGAIN
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
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Shoes? He should Barefoot Pose that bitch.ransack wrote:Brian Mackenzie facebook status update... 4 hrs in and hip shut down, shoes fell apart and an epic journey is squashed.
YUP EPIC FAIL YET AGAIN
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
Be ready for what life throws at you, right? Do Special Operators stop if their shoes fall apart? NO!! Keep going 'til your feet look like your palms, bloody and mutilated.
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Why did he have to qualify a hip shutting down with shoes falling apart? Didn't he have a pit crew or something along with him? Shouldn't they have shoes? Shoes not computing. I don't understand the shoe excuse. Was he afraid people would call BS on the hip thing so he needed a back-up excuse? It's like saying, "Dude, I couldn't make it because my car broke down, and besides, I have a nasty case of diarrhea."
I wonder how far he got?
Not that I would run for four hours under most circumstances, and certainly not in the desert. I don't like to run.
I wonder how far he got?
Not that I would run for four hours under most circumstances, and certainly not in the desert. I don't like to run.
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Failure is the best teacher.
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You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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Maybe a little LSD training would have told him he had a snarky hip and that his shoes sucked ass. 

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I think you're more right than wrong here.Quack Attack wrote:Maybe a little LSD training would have told him he had a snarky hip and that his shoes sucked ass.
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That's what I want to know as well.syaigh wrote:I wonder how far he got?
@fit Endurance, we're so much fucking win that DNF is good enough.
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I'm saying this purely for constructive purposes: if you're going to move the finish line you still need to reach the finish line.
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Cogent gorilla.WildGorillaMan wrote:I'm saying this purely for constructive purposes: if you're going to move the finish line you still need to reach the finish line.
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Hmmmm. Four hours. My guess is that he hit the @FE 13-mile wall and it all went to shite from there.
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Dirt Diva is somewhere butt nekkid and laughing.
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I can only hope.Quack Attack wrote: Dirt Diva is somewhere butt nekkid and laughing.

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Just got back from my 4th of July weekend vacation to find these pics of one of my favorite Andro babes.....Shari Baby!!!





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Hahah. Wow, that's every single black crossfitter in the world then.tough old man wrote:Crossfitters Revenge.
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Same smokin' wife too, curiously.WildGorillaMan wrote:Oddly enough, there are two different Jay Ashmans. Maybe from a parallel universe, but AFAIK they both have the "evil universe twin goatee" so who knows?
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XF Enduranz and those fuckers have always been posers and also-rans.
It's like me talking shit about how Redazzedah's technique is shit and then missing a 100kg C&J.
B Mack's continual fail has to hurt.
It's like me talking shit about how Redazzedah's technique is shit and then missing a 100kg C&J.
B Mack's continual fail has to hurt.
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Smack talk after event.
Just talking shit before.
Whole ghetto bullshit running of the mouth before success is x-fit.
Just talking shit before.
Whole ghetto bullshit running of the mouth before success is x-fit.
