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I think this calls for a more in-depth probe of the propositionprotobuilder wrote:A proposition we can all get behind.Fat Cat wrote:And it's her ass that needs reaming.
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That's usually, but I've met him. Douche, for sure (I admit some bias against California being a backwoods hick and all, but I like most everyone else from there, so...).Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Almost everyone I've met in person after meeting them on the internet turns out to be just people.
I haven't met a true douchbag in some time. I guess I'm kind of isolated, though, because this place is full of Michi-douches.
Didn't know water polo was a power sport. I played it for a few years, and damn, it's brutal, but there's nothing on the water that could be a power sport.
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its a power sport to a skinny motherfucker, that's whatGin Master wrote:That's usually, but I've met him. Douche, for sure (I admit some bias against California being a backwoods hick and all, but I like most everyone else from there, so...).Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Almost everyone I've met in person after meeting them on the internet turns out to be just people.
I haven't met a true douchbag in some time. I guess I'm kind of isolated, though, because this place is full of Michi-douches.
Didn't know water polo was a power sport. I played it for a few years, and damn, it's brutal, but there's nothing on the water that could be a power sport.
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From a good friend of mine who competes in Triathlons:
It's tough to take BMac seriously, because I have a faster PRs at the full and half-Ironman distances triathlons than he does (no joke, and I was around 225# for them all); however, the CFE programming would work for someone with an already established aerobic base. I've spoken with some Hawaii IM guys, with whom I've showed the CFE programming, and the consensus among them is:
1) DNF boy has zero rep in the IM community as an athlete/coach, they only know him as the POSE guy
2) The CFE anerobic WODs would be a great change-of-pace for one season max, for someone who has been doing LSD style for quite a while
3) You still need that one long run, bike, or brick workout (bike then run) every 5-10 days...and no a one hour time trial does not count Mayor McCheese
What can I say...I still love triathlons.
It's tough to take BMac seriously, because I have a faster PRs at the full and half-Ironman distances triathlons than he does (no joke, and I was around 225# for them all); however, the CFE programming would work for someone with an already established aerobic base. I've spoken with some Hawaii IM guys, with whom I've showed the CFE programming, and the consensus among them is:
1) DNF boy has zero rep in the IM community as an athlete/coach, they only know him as the POSE guy
2) The CFE anerobic WODs would be a great change-of-pace for one season max, for someone who has been doing LSD style for quite a while
3) You still need that one long run, bike, or brick workout (bike then run) every 5-10 days...and no a one hour time trial does not count Mayor McCheese
What can I say...I still love triathlons.
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Fucking Gold. BitchMac is sadly dragging down others who did have a good rep in the IM and other endurance sport communities. Wunder-wussy (aka MaxW) is a lost cause.Ash Uber Alles wrote:From a good friend of mine who competes in Triathlons:
It's tough to take BMac seriously, because I have a faster PRs at the full and half-Ironman distances triathlons than he does (no joke, and I was around 225# for them all); however, the CFE programming would work for someone with an already established aerobic base. I've spoken with some Hawaii IM guys, with whom I've showed the CFE programming, and the consensus among them is:
1) DNF boy has zero rep in the IM community as an athlete/coach, they only know him as the POSE guy
2) The CFE anerobic WODs would be a great change-of-pace for one season max, for someone who has been doing LSD style for quite a while
3) You still need that one long run, bike, or brick workout (bike then run) every 5-10 days...and no a one hour time trial does not count Mayor McCheese
What can I say...I still love triathlons.
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Mayor McCheese. WIN! Someone photoshop some Vibrams on this bitch.


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Not exactly Vibrams, but I think it fits.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>friedquads wrote:Not exactly Vibrams, but I think it fits.
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Win win win!!!!!
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that's a fine looking woman

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If I were a tattoo artist I'd most likely be broke. Half the shit I see on people I'd say that's fucking stupid and there's no fucking way I'm putting that on you and I'm offended you even asked now get the fuck out of here i.e. the "unscared" knuckles.
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You have it wrong.....you charge more for the stupid shit.Shapecharge wrote:If I were a tattoo artist I'd most likely be broke. Half the shit I see on people I'd say that's fucking stupid and there's no fucking way I'm putting that on you and I'm offended you even asked now get the fuck out of here i.e. the "unscared" knuckles.
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The stupid shit should match the stupid person, like this.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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Maybe there comes a time when you realize that all your buddies are douches, then all of a sudden you realize that you, too, are a douche.
Does that ever happen? Imagine the shame of self-douche-realization.
Does that ever happen? Imagine the shame of self-douche-realization.
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But none of my buddies are douches. . . . ah fuck I'm the douche!Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Maybe there comes a time when you realize that all your buddies are douches, then all of a sudden you realize that you, too, are a douche.
Does that ever happen? Imagine the shame of self-douche-realization.
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Reminds me of a joke.
Jim Bob and Bubba are picked up by the police to identify the body of their good buddy Deek.
They get to the scene, and the guy's been shot in the face. Jim Bob says "Turn him over and pull down his pants."
Disgusted, the cop does so.
"Nope." says Jim Bob.
"It ain't him." says Bubba.
"How can you guys be so sure?" asks the cop.
"That's easy," says Bubba. "Whenever we'd walk into the bar, someone would say "There's Deek and them two assholes."
Jim Bob and Bubba are picked up by the police to identify the body of their good buddy Deek.
They get to the scene, and the guy's been shot in the face. Jim Bob says "Turn him over and pull down his pants."
Disgusted, the cop does so.
"Nope." says Jim Bob.
"It ain't him." says Bubba.
"How can you guys be so sure?" asks the cop.
"That's easy," says Bubba. "Whenever we'd walk into the bar, someone would say "There's Deek and them two assholes."
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I was in Dick's Sporting Goods this morning to get some new shoes and what did I see?
A Reebok display of booty shorts and funky kneesocks.
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A Reebok display of booty shorts and funky kneesocks.
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No shit! I bought a couple of things on Thursday at Dick's and I noticed the socks but it didn't click till I just read what you posted.
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syaigh wrote:I was in Dick's Sporting Goods this morning to get some new shoes and what did I see?
A Reebok display of booty shorts and funky kneesocks.
Oh for fuck's sake. The way they dress is possibly the dumbest fucking thing about crossfitters.
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How can you dis the knee sox? Best part of the whole thing, if you ask me.
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What? You mean it's NOT the I R UNSKEERED tattoos?Jezebel Jones wrote:syaigh wrote:I was in Dick's Sporting Goods this morning to get some new shoes and what did I see?
A Reebok display of booty shorts and funky kneesocks.
Oh for fuck's sake. The way they dress is possibly the dumbest fucking thing about crossfitters.
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Why is it that every "non-conformist" movement results in all the followers dressing and acting the same way, using the same language, and eating/drinking the same stuff? Why do they call it "nonconformity" when their ultimate goals are to become exactly alike? (And they will all talk about how unique they are.)
CF is nothing more than a fashion at this point.
CF is nothing more than a fashion at this point.
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