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Re: The couch thread

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Someone do a screen shot of Pudding fellating their new corporate masters by busting out his (15 years old?) Pumps in this video...
http://games.crossfit.com/compete/worko ... all?page=1
No really, they aren't going to change a thing for R@@bok...

And behold the true philosophical base of @F...
http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/2 ... 10420.html
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Cohen is now my best FB bud.

She's a peach, alright.
How is it that she hasn't been banned or "departed" from the xfit boards ?
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Cave Canem wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Cohen is now my best FB bud.

She's a peach, alright.
How is it that she hasn't been banned or "departed" from the xfit boards ?
Very careful words used on the boards. Think of her as another Botototo, they value her presence but would probably drop-kick her ass otherwise.
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CultBuster wrote:
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such a bad girl...

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friedquads wrote:
Cave Canem wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Cohen is now my best FB bud.

She's a peach, alright.
How is it that she hasn't been banned or "departed" from the xfit boards ?
Very careful words used on the boards. Think of her as another Botototo, they value her presence but would probably drop-kick her ass otherwise.
It's like the game where you lob your car keys underhand onto your desk and the object is to get them to slide as close to the opposite edge as possible without falling off. She's doing that with her posts.

And moar women need to be Abi Grove.
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I still find this funny...

How many people talk shit on @fit, read stuff like this thread, Drywall, etc. and still DO @fit??

Its like continually reading how much of a whore and a bitch your girlfriend is, laughing at it, sharing it with your friends and then STILL going home to her every night...

Kind of fucking retarded actually.

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Jay wrote:I still find this funny...

How many people talk shit on @fit, read stuff like this thread, Drywall, etc. and still DO @fit??

Its like continually reading how much of a whore and a bitch your girlfriend is, laughing at it, sharing it with your friends and then STILL going home to her every night...

Kind of fucking retarded actually.
Since @fit is everything, the answer is "everyone."
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Jay wrote: How many people talk shit on @fit, read stuff like this thread, Drywall, etc. and still DO @fit??
I dig Drywall. A favorite nugget:
Skip CrossFit Kids and enroll your children in team sports where they can learn some actual skills. Crushing Fran as a 10 year old isn’t very impressive when you throw like a girl and can’t dribble.
http://drywallcrossfit.blogspot.com/201 ... lling.html


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I love Sir Charles, but IMO it's not the best fit for him programming-wise... http://www.crossfitnorthatlanta.com/dis ... h%20CB.jpg


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I love Sir Charles, but IMO it's not the best fit for him programming-wise
Now they will put "training method favored by all star NBA players" on their signage.
Skip CrossFit Kids and enroll your children in team sports where they can learn some actual skills. Crushing Fran as a 10 year old isn’t very impressive when you throw like a girl and can’t dribble.
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I see on a local affiliate blog they say that CF can be your kids sport now! Instead of getting better, join something worse and pretend it's better

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Boris wrote:I love Sir Charles, but IMO it's not the best fit for him programming-wise... http://www.crossfitnorthatlanta.com/dis ... h%20CB.jpg
"So, as you can see, the guys around here aren't much competition so we'll have all the tail to ourselves."

And North Atlanta my ass, that's west of Buckhead.
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Great, more white girls for Barkley to go after :D

If he sees the Gorilla's Blog he will push to be the SME for CF Basketball and start having certs all over the nation...

mark my words...


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Sir Charles was always well known for his conditioning.
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Jay wrote:Great, more white girls for Barkley to go after :D

If he sees the Gorilla's Blog he will push to be the SME for CF Basketball and start having certs all over the nation...

mark my words...
Yeah, but these chicks will ask him for his Fran time.

And you shush about CF B-Ball! We don't need another sport ruined by @Fit!
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I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.


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Wow....someone seems to be bringing back old memories!
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Seems Shari has a real hard time letting go....

makes you wonder who really has the problem, eh? B and Tits have been together since that and Shari has been flipping around men like pancakes.

Time to let it go, Shari... time to move on, its been a couple years hasn't it? Nothing is more unattractive in a woman than holding that kind of grudge.

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Stay classy Shari!

PS Post tits/ass.
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Fat Cat wrote:Stay classy Shari!

PS Post tits/ass.

And some girl on girl action.
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some good balanced lives the eilite have..
Been hitting up CF since the beginning of the year and definitely drank the CrossFit punch. I try to go 4-5 times a week and the results have been showing.

I'm taking my first "REAL" vacation from work since I started last June but don't want to lose the momentum I've gained in the motivation and fitness I've achieved thus far.
I'm headed to StageCoach (it's a country music festival in Indio, CA). I woulda been pretty much inactive from Thurs-Mon but I can't see myself doing that anymore. I WANT TO BE ACTIVE. There is definitely going to be temptation to just drink beer and be lazy but I'm making it a priority to do SOMETHING, ANYTHING!I was thinking of doing some running, burpees, pushups, situps, air squats.
But not sure of how many? Should I create a mini-WOD with these?
I'll be in the desert, among a bunch of campers, and no access to much.
Any suggestions?
Any advice would be much appreciated.
http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=66758

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Any advice would be much appreciated.
Yeah. Here:

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That's right up there with the dude who wanted to try and stay Paleo while in Las Vegas for a lost weekend.
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Jay wrote:Seems Shari has a real hard time letting go....

makes you wonder who really has the problem, eh? B and Tits have been together since that and Shari has been flipping around men like pancakes.

Time to let it go, Shari... time to move on, its been a couple years hasn't it? Nothing is more unattractive in a woman than holding that kind of grudge.
NO!!!!!

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CultBuster wrote:some good balanced lives the eilite have..
Been hitting up CF since the beginning of the year and definitely drank the CrossFit punch. I try to go 4-5 times a week and the results have been showing.

I'm taking my first "REAL" vacation from work since I started last June but don't want to lose the momentum I've gained in the motivation and fitness I've achieved thus far.
I'm headed to StageCoach (it's a country music festival in Indio, CA). I woulda been pretty much inactive from Thurs-Mon but I can't see myself doing that anymore. I WANT TO BE ACTIVE. There is definitely going to be temptation to just drink beer and be lazy but I'm making it a priority to do SOMETHING, ANYTHING!I was thinking of doing some running, burpees, pushups, situps, air squats.
But not sure of how many? Should I create a mini-WOD with these?
I'll be in the desert, among a bunch of campers, and no access to much.
Any suggestions?
Any advice would be much appreciated.
http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=66758

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WildGorillaMan wrote:
Any advice would be much appreciated.
Yeah. Here:

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No shit. You're camping in the desert. Here's your exercise - go for a hike.

We're planning a trip up to VT this summer while my wife is on her summer break. Going to take my bike and ride around during the day and then DESTROY some food at night. I'm making a special trip out to Ben and Jerry's in Waterbury just to see if I can take down that gallon of ice cream challenge after a long ride. Also going to hit every brew pub I pass like it was my fucking job.

Vacations are for getting away from the rigid bullshit that grinds away at your soul during your regular life. If you can't live like a king on vacation, stay the fuck at home.
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