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MMA-wise, I also train in CrossFit, which I started in August and really enjoy. One of my goals this year also is to enter a CrossFit competition.

So, in regard to both sports, I think just continue to train really hard, get stronger, get faster. And I would love to take that as far as I can, competition-wise.

Would the softball joke be superfluous at this point ?
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Seriously... the box she's at has to be fun... pun somewhat intended.

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I sincerely hope that there are enough Adult Video workers who @fit that they can have their own division at the Games.
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Cave Canem wrote:Would the softball joke be superfluous at this point ?
No. Hopefully there will be a ping pong ball shooting event next year.

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As the fights rages on over who owns the name "Fight Gone Bad" the affiliates are pissed off that it seems HQ ism ore interested in making more affiliates than protecting the ones that already exist.

ORLY?

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any guesses as to what may happen? Fast forward to 2:00



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Jonny Canuck wrote:any guesses as to what may happen? Fast forward to 2:00

If you find the notion of being run over and killed by a cruiser to which you've tethered yourself so foreign to you, then we don't want you in our ranks.

That was a few inches from being a lot worse.

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Good fucking Dog! Russ Greene is a staff at CFHQ now. LULz.!

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The D-Bag trying to tell the car to pull off to the side afterwards was pretty funny. "So, I'm gonna just keep pointing."
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It ran over her rope! I missed that before.
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Gin Master wrote:
Jonny Canuck wrote:any guesses as to what may happen? Fast forward to 2:00

That was a few inches from being a lot worse.
That's what she said

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I LOVE how her other teammates were so busy posing for air, and flailing on the ground to come back and see if they could help their friend get UNPINNED FROM UNDERNEATH A CAR!

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Did you see the guy who wouldn't put down his coffee cup to help her up or untangle her?
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How come nobody ran up and deadlifted the car off of her?

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Did anyone else notice that the dude in the middle had the least slack on his rope, so he was clearly doing the majority of the work?

If they're going to do this as a team event there should be five cars on the track and they should be reinacting the chariot race scene from Ben Hur.
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Damn...and to add insult to injury, her "teammates" just took a knee or flopped on the deck without even coming over to see if she was alright. The two guys then walked off and the other girl came over about 2 minutes later. I guess the guys were pissed that she "slacked" off. Ain't nothing like some comradeship and community.

Edit: Credit to YIHB for beating me to this observation.
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The most alien thing to me is, if I were in a group of people filmed doing something obviously retarded, it wouldn't occur to me to put it on Youtube.
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Seriously, who thought that this would be a good idea ? I'm not an expert but with dogs and horses or any other pack animal, aren't they tethered to a single central line or rail or whatever so that they can only go as fast as their slowest member and this wouldn't happen ? (Although that might have been funny as the morons dragged her along not knowing that she couldn't keep up)
Shouldn't the cruiser operator have taken some kind of action after the car ran over the rope the first time ?
Was this another unknown and unknowable event like a softball throw that the promotors thought would be cool?

Maybe R@@bok's risk managers will sort these fuckers out before someone gets killed.
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LMFAO at that slack rope bitch...Heinz ketchup runs faster than that motherfucker.

Hey, do stupid shit, face the consequences...who in their right fucking mind thought this was a good idea?

It's all fun and games until the token coolie gets run over.

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Grandpa's Spells wrote:The most alien thing to me is, if I were in a group of people filmed doing something obviously retarded, it wouldn't occur to me to put it on Youtube.
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Grandpa's Spells wrote:The most alien thing to me is, if I were in a group of people filmed doing something obviously retarded, it wouldn't occur to me to put it on Youtube.
Just like a retarded kid can't help himself from picking his nose and eating it....

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