The couch thread

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:30 pm

At Large's attempts to sponsor the P&B was hilarious in both execution and outcome. I'm pretty sure he lost money on that deal, despite me sending PMs to all members about sales and advertising banners...the goonimals despised it.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:33 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:At Large's attempts to sponsor the P&B was hilarious in both execution and outcome. I'm pretty sure he lost money on that deal, despite me sending PMs to all members about sales and advertising banners...the goonimals despised it.

i thought is was a laudable effort. doomed of course, but a man's reach shoudl exceed his grasp. i also liked listening to CMason have minimeltdowns

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:40 pm

Mason sent me a free container of his then-new miracle supplement RESULTS.

It remains to date the only supplement that has ever made me vomit shortly after ingesting it.

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:41 pm

that thread is 15 pages? Wow.

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:49 pm

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:At Large's attempts to sponsor the P&B was hilarious in both execution and outcome. I'm pretty sure he lost money on that deal, despite me sending PMs to all members about sales and advertising banners...the goonimals despised it.

No, it was him that was despised - if he had played his cards in any other way but "help has arrived", it could have worked out.

OK, perhaps not, but it would have had a better chance of doing so.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Mon Apr 23, 2012 11:19 pm

Beer Jew wrote:Fuck. I just read that thread.
And I want to skullfuck Kathrine Derbyshire until she bleeds out.

Careful Jew she's got teh d3adly skils!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 12:34 am

It's true, he totally misplayed his hand. Blobert and I still have Nitrean in the cupboard...although it's only a partial jug.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 12:55 am

Mason is a real gold mine of stupid.

aaaaand LOLZ!

http://forum.bodybuildingpro.com/showth ... se-cocaine

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 1:19 am

protobuilder wrote:Mason is a real gold mine of stupid.

aaaaand LOLZ!

http://forum.bodybuildingpro.com/showth ... se-cocaine

Which one were you in that thread?

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 1:24 am

I've actually never been to that site other than seeing that post on the webz during a google search

The Ginger Beard Man · Tue Apr 24, 2012 4:23 am

WildGorillaMan wrote:Mason sent me a free container of his then-new miracle supplement RESULTS.

It remains to date the only supplement that has ever made me vomit shortly after ingesting it.

Well that is a result that @fitters seem to desire.

Beer Jew · Post by **Beer Jew** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 8:13 am

Proto, that is one of the best boreds I'Ve ever seen. Here's another great thraed.

http://forum.bodybuildingpro.com/showth ... ERY-hairy!

Matt C doesn't believe in DC training:

Wasn't the consensus on getbig that Dante's DC training was crap? Just some attempt to create some new hardcore training program when there was nothing new to create? Was there any scientific backing to it whatsoever?

This is because Matt C has evidently found THE scientifically proven bodybuilding program:

Alfred_E._Neuman · Post by **Alfred_E._Neuman** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 10:24 am

God damn it, this is the COUCH thread. Stop putting bodybuilding shit in here.

I can't believe with the games looming there's a lack of @fit douchbaggery to ridicule.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 1:06 pm

G@ymes always bring out the ret@rded niggers at @fit.
Just be patient, my son.

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 7:14 pm

http://www.crossfit.com/mt-archive2/008324.html

Suffered a Cat 3 AC Joint separation last week, can anyone tell me if there is any hope of something near a full recovery?
Just looking for a little hope at the moment.

http://www.crossfition.com/blog/?p=621

I dropped a 185lb barbell on my head yesterday trying to do a overhead squat. I almost got to the bottom of the squat and the next thing you know the barbell was on the ground and my head started to knot up. I guess you could consider that a failure but just 5 years ago I could barely do a squat, much less an overhead squat with any significant weight. I used to think failure was a bad word. Failure was something to be avoided at all costs. As I have gotten older i realize failure is the only way we ever grow, phsically, mentally, and even spiritually. I like this quote from Teddy Roosevelt- “Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure… than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.”
If you’ve never failed at anything you probably have’nt done anything.
Failure is one of the risks we take doing CrossFit, but the rewards are great. Surely better than the risk and rewards of a life lived never trying and never failing.

Froning is now sponsored by BSN (bodybuilding supplement company):
http://www.bsnonline.net/biography/rich_froning.html
They're Paleo, right?

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 7:18 pm

[quote[As I have gotten older i realize failure is the only way we ever grow[/quote]

Another sage crossfitter

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 7:20 pm

WildGorillaMan wrote:Mason sent me a free container of his then-new miracle supplement RESULTS.

It remains to date the only supplement that has ever made me vomit shortly after ingesting it.

Did you read the fine print? 'Cause it sounds like you got results! Time to target the bulimic contingency.

$$ Profit

Jonny Canuck · Post by **Jonny Canuck** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 7:53 pm

Rich is a natural born athlete, having starred in baseball at Cookeville High School from 2001-2005. He was a two-time all-district and all-region second baseman, along with numerous other team awards.

I guess if you make the high school baseball team some might confuse you with a natural born athlete. When I grew up second base was usually reserved for the coach's son, the worst player on the team.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 7:57 pm

Jonny Canuck wrote:
Rich is a natural born athlete, having starred in baseball at Cookeville High School from 2001-2005. He was a two-time all-district and all-region second baseman, along with numerous other team awards.
I guess if you make the high school baseball team some might confuse you with a natural born athlete. When I grew up second base was usually reserved for the coach's son, the worst player on the team.

They don't believe in turning two up there eh? Second basemen are generally pretty good athletes here.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 8:16 pm

Turdacious wrote:
Jonny Canuck wrote:
Rich is a natural born athlete, having starred in baseball at Cookeville High School from 2001-2005. He was a two-time all-district and all-region second baseman, along with numerous other team awards.
I guess if you make the high school baseball team some might confuse you with a natural born athlete. When I grew up second base was usually reserved for the coach's son, the worst player on the team.
They don't believe in turning two up there eh? Second basemen are generally pretty good athletes here.

Meh. 2B means you're not quick enough for short, don't have the arm for third, don't hit for power for 1B, not fast enough for CF, dumb enough to catch or have any pitching talent whatsoever.

2B is where you hide a girl when playing co-ed softball.

odin · Post by **odin** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 8:24 pm

can't be arsed tosurf through this to see if I'm bringing old news to the thread, but @fit was on BBC 1's morning news show last week. Cringe worthy for those that know.

On one hand, they are getting very big, but on the other I suspect this may be a bubble at full stretch. The again, what the fuck do I know?

syaigh · Post by **syaigh** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:03 pm

Wow, so my move from right field to second base was not, in fact, an upgrade? How embarrassing.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:15 pm

syaigh wrote:Wow, so my move from right field to second base was not, in fact, an upgrade? How embarrassing.

YIHB lettered in Dungeons and Dragons in high school.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 9:17 pm

syaigh wrote:Wow, so my move from right field to second base was not, in fact, an upgrade? How embarrassing.

Nope. You must have been the best at handing out red cups of beer as runners pass by. Congrats on that one.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:18 pm

I dropped a 185lb barbell on my head yesterday trying to do a overhead squat.
5 years ago I could barely do a squat, much less an overhead squat with any significant weight.

Sounds like you still can't. Why don't you play it safe a toss a softball instead?

IGX

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