The couch thread

JimZipCode · Post by **JimZipCode** » Tue May 01, 2012 6:56 am

Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:This has probably already been posted here. But in the event that it has not...

Ah. Thank you, Allison.

Stillwater · Post by **Stillwater** » Tue May 01, 2012 12:36 pm

Hey Steve, I'm a crossfitter who is looking to make bigger gains strength wise and was wondering if you had any advice for someone who wants to have a better deadlift without sacrificing my Fran time. Thanks!

Look son, there comes a time in every man's life when he has to make a decision. Do you want to be big, powerful, jacked, yoked up, have women everywhere want you and men fear you . . . or do you want to do crossfit?

http://asp.elitefts.net/qa/default.asp?qid=167882&tid

j-cubed · Post by **j-cubed** » Tue May 01, 2012 1:38 pm

Jezebel Jones wrote:
Ed Zachary wrote:I found out this weekend that Highland Game athletes aren't big fans of @fit either. The women are much more vocal and brutal than the men.

This is as it should be.

I think if you just look at the physiques and wardrobe of the average crossfitter and the average highland games competitor, it's easy to see why they two don't mix.

vs

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed May 02, 2012 1:45 am

Stillwater wrote:
Hey Steve, I'm a crossfitter who is looking to make bigger gains strength wise and was wondering if you had any advice for someone who wants to have a better deadlift without sacrificing my Fran time. Thanks!

Look son, there comes a time in every man's life when he has to make a decision. Do you want to be big, powerful, jacked, yoked up, have women everywhere want you and men fear you . . . or do you want to do crossfit?
http://asp.elitefts.net/qa/default.asp?qid=167882&tid

Excellent

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu May 03, 2012 1:36 am

This image is apparently what Crossfit HQ thinks is appropriate to promote charitable events to benefit St. Jude's Children's Hospital and other Children's hospitals.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Thu May 03, 2012 1:56 am

the lowest they could have went is doing that poster...

Jonny Canuck · Post by **Jonny Canuck** » Thu May 03, 2012 2:21 am

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:This image is apparently what Crossfit HQ thinks is appropriate to promote charitable events to benefit St. Jude's Children's Hospital and other Children's hospitals.

is this a joke? srsly, it has to be a joke. I know that @fit likes to kill puppies but I never imagined a scenario where they could publish something like this.

Steggy · Post by **Steggy** » Thu May 03, 2012 2:24 am

Jonny Canuck wrote:is this a joke? srsly, it has to be a joke. I know that @fit likes to kill puppies but I never imagined a scenario where they could publish something like this.

Yes, please say that is a joke. That is truly beyond tasteless.

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Thu May 03, 2012 2:32 am

I love the HQ faggot trying to spin it on facebook. And I loved Jay tearing him a new asshole.

LOL

Jonny Canuck · Post by **Jonny Canuck** » Thu May 03, 2012 2:40 am

What a duck says, what say you?

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Thu May 03, 2012 2:56 am

Ed Zachary wrote:I love the HQ faggot trying to spin it on facebook. And I loved Jay tearing him a new asshole.

LOL

Where's this?

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Thu May 03, 2012 3:01 am

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid ... 459&type=1

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Thu May 03, 2012 3:05 am

Jay wrote:the lowest they could have went is doing that poster...

No way it is real - you couldn't find three people who would decide to publish such a poster.

DARTH · Post by **DARTH** » Thu May 03, 2012 3:15 am

Terry B. wrote:
Jay wrote:the lowest they could have went is doing that poster...
No way it is real - you couldn't find three people who would decide to publish such a poster.

We are talking the same cunt's wh brought us Pukey and Rhabdo.

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Thu May 03, 2012 3:21 am

Terry B. wrote:
Jay wrote:the lowest they could have went is doing that poster...
No way it is real - you couldn't find three people who would decide to publish such a poster.

It was just sent out to affiliates along with a R@@bok Gaymes poster. It is for real. The affiliates are pissed for the most part.

While I'm not against stripper nurses, the lack of taste and compassion in this poster is appalling. I guess that towards one edge it says, "Pukie was here".

Or maybe this is the "garage gym" equivalent of a children's hospital.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Thu May 03, 2012 3:46 am

I've heard that HQ's defense is, people who don't like the poster, don't like/are repulsed by sick kids?

That's the best they can come up with?

I love the braintrust at HQ.

Surely the marketing/publicity team that created that poster will be hired by Reebok to create their new ad campaign.

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Thu May 03, 2012 3:52 am

Holy shit.

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Thu May 03, 2012 3:54 am

You know what needs to be done.

Reebok hates sick kids - the Reebok Gaymes openly mocks them in a way that few other companies would dare.

tzg · Post by **tzg** » Thu May 03, 2012 4:00 am

Friggin' Reebok.

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Thu May 03, 2012 4:06 am

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Thu May 03, 2012 4:10 am

Reebok is surely bound to get tired of cleaning all the shit out of their Zigtechs.

I'd Hit It · Post by **I'd Hit It** » Thu May 03, 2012 4:12 am

Someone asked the HQ drone whether they'd advertise a Wounded Warriors project with piles of dead and brutally maimed soldiers. Hasn't answered that one yet. I wonder why, wouldn't it be edgy and thought-provoking?

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Thu May 03, 2012 4:14 am

It's almost like they said,"Ya know Dave, things are slow over at IGX, the regionals have started and we haven't seen the expected increase in post count, what can we do to really heat things up over there?"

Foul-Mouthed Ignoramus · Thu May 03, 2012 4:15 am

That poster came from a very dark and disturbed mind

tzg · Post by **tzg** » Thu May 03, 2012 4:44 am

All I can say is: broad time and modal domains, baby. Broad time and modal domains.

IGX

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