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louburr wrote:Crossfit is finished, Allison is pregnant

Wasn't that some April Fool's bullshit?

no for real, greg is the father

louburr wrote:no for real, greg is the father

God I can only hope.

Darth Albidus Mortalitas wrote:

louburr wrote:no for real, greg is the father

God I can only hope.

The Couch Thread would go on forever.

louburr wrote:Crossfit is finished, Allison is pregnant

Looks like somebody's ranking as 218th fittest woman in the North Central region is about to plummet.

powerlifter54 wrote:

louburr wrote:Crossfit is finished, Allison is pregnant

Looks like somebody's ranking as 218th fittest woman in the North Central region is about to plummet.

protobuilder wrote:

powerlifter54 wrote:

louburr wrote:Crossfit is finished, Allison is pregnant

Looks like somebody's ranking as 218th filthiest woman in the North Central region is about to plummet.

Fixed

Gary John wrote:On the preggo working aout, whatever. Women have been dropping kids whike working in the fields since forever.

1 in 8 women also used to die from pregnancy complications or giving birth. This is one of those cases where "But the cavemen did it" is not a good argument. If you look at current societies where the lowest common denominator of healthcare is available (probably a good approximation of what it was like to give birth before modern medicine) you get 1 in 5 women dying during a live birth. The human female reproductive system is many things, intelligently designed it is not. Have to take that into account when you're choosing what to do during your pregnancy.

Dan Martin wrote:

protobuilder wrote:

powerlifter54 wrote:

louburr wrote:Crossfit is finished, Allison is pregnant

Looks like somebody's ranking as 218th filthiest woman in the North Central region is about to plummet.

Fixed

You'd only give her 218th filthiest? You do the girl a disservice. Or you know some very fun ladies.

Please, quote me shit I don't fucking know. Not talking about women dying in childbirth.

Folks want to work out while knocked up, go for it. Why would I give a flying fuck.



As for the Glasshole and Allison rumor. If they made a sex tape, would that be midget porn?

drunken midget porn

Christ I give Allison a TON more credit than you guys do.... I seriously highly doubt she fucked Couch. Rumours fly all over about everything and that one seems as far-fetched as the moon landing being staged.

I heard all the rumors about Glasshole and everything. Drugs, orgies, cars getting detailed everyday....

If true


If not

@ft strikes again.....

http://msn.foxsports.com/other/story/si ... tal-031212

Jay wrote:Christ I give Allison a TON more credit than you guys do.... I seriously highly doubt she fucked Couch. Rumours fly all over about everything and that one seems as far-fetched as the moon landing being staged.

Dude no one thinks she really got knocked up by greg. It is called a joke. The absurdity of it is what makes it funny.

Jay takes his @fit bashing very seriously.

ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:Jay takes his @fit bashing very seriously.

goddamn right I do... hell at least let's make the rumours make SOME sense...

I just think it is very funny that Reebok is taking x-fit away from Glasshole.

They are keeping all the hype. I don;t see why they don't use Glasshole as their Yoda.

Imgaine his drunken white board videos, carefully edited to show the genius at his best.

Lots of Reebok tv commercials here in Sweden.No mentioning of @fit in them just that the sport of fitness has arrived etc.

Gary John wrote:I just think it is very funny that Reebok is taking x-fit away from Glasshole.

They are keeping all the hype. I don;t see why they don't use Glasshole as their Yoda.

Imgaine his drunken white board videos, carefully edited to show the genius at his best.

I think it is awesome... either two things will happen, Reebok will eventually take over or @fit will stop taking their money.... ok let's be real, nobody is stopping taking money once they already have it.

IIRC, Reebok only licensed to use the name to sell products and advertise and also to run Reebok owned affiliates. Crossfit is still firmly in it's own hands.

Good point... well I wonder how @fit HQ feels about Reebok stealing their limelight with those commercials then

Answer: somewhat resentful.

And, remember, everybody: it's the Reebok Games.

Then they are getting a taste of their own medicine after fucking over so many good people in their ranks over the years. I feel no pity towards them.

But they may be resentful but they are making tons of fucking money.

tzg wrote: And, remember, everybody: it's the Reebok Games.

No, it is the "hungry games". Confused squirrel eating folks who sneak some bread on the side and travel from the regions to do celebrity death match yearly and whatnot intently followed by brightly garbed uber douches.


Comedy must contain an element of truth to be effective...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVTqaIC0Wk8[/youtube]

Ah, but x-fit has not just the nose under the tent, it has a herd of camels in the tent.