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PVC pipe, it's in the trash can...USE IT!

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Even though Reebok is picking up the tab for the Gaymes, affiliation this year is $3,000. Surprised at HQ NOT giving the heads up before the increase, some people are upset. The sheep pipe these upset people down with "it's just business," which brings us to this interesting question:
Why is it when an affiliate lowers their rates, offers discounts to members who bring in other clients, or competes with other affiliates in any way it's undermining the community, but when HQ drops $1000 fee increases out of the sky it's just business?


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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Even though Reebok is picking up the tab for the Gaymes, affiliation this year is $3,000. Surprised at HQ NOT giving the heads up before the increase, some people are upset. The sheep pipe these upset people down with "it's just business," which brings us to this interesting question:
Why is it when an affiliate lowers their rates, offers discounts to members who bring in other clients, or competes with other affiliates in any way it's undermining the community, but when HQ drops $1000 fee increases out of the sky it's just business?
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LULZ.....repetitive repetitions....

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Even though Reebok is picking up the tab for the Gaymes, affiliation this year is $3,000. Surprised at HQ NOT giving the heads up before the increase, some people are upset. The sheep pipe these upset people down with "it's just business," which brings us to this interesting question:
Why is it when an affiliate lowers their rates, offers discounts to members who bring in other clients, or competes with other affiliates in any way it's undermining the community, but when HQ drops $1000 fee increases out of the sky it's just business?

Who cares how the affiliates program? The real question is ... are their bathrooms clean????

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WTF is an "Olympic power lifter".

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Moron wrote:Fact is we're not training Olympic powerlifters
Fact is, you're not training Olympic ANYTHING.
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They're elite at deleting troll posts, by the look of it.

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What the fuck is up with the wide stance clean? Are you kidding me? Terrible. Beyond terrible, that's negligent.

And what kind of retarded dipshit says "Olympic power lifter". BLANCO is that retarded dipshit. Holy shit, talk about not bothering to learn ONE FUCKING THING about the shit you are doing.

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Shoreline may be the most vocal, stupid, crossfit affiliate on the planet.

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You learn by doing reps, you see. OL has a history of training with shitty form 'for time', you see.

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None of these fuckers know what the hell they are doing. I'm going to open an affiliate with T200.

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None of these fuckers know what the hell they are doing. I'm going to open an affiliate with T200.
Just do it close by so I dont have to drive too far
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Marg Noir just asked "what is an olympic power lifter?".


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Jag Panzer wrote:You learn by doing reps, you see. OL has a history of training with shitty form 'for time', you see.
Not just reps. Repetitive reps.

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Blanco is on the gear something fierce.

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mmmmmm muffin top
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I'm an Olympic power lifter. I do squat cleans.
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:WTF is an "Olympic power lifter".

It is intuitively obvious to the casual observer that "Olympic Powerlifters" do Oly lifts with wide box squat like stances, lots of upper body forward tilt, tribal tats, and a light beard.
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:vom:
Bony Pudding trying to "explain" the WOD programming. Through what he says and what he doesn't say, the abject stupidity of following the WOD is thus revealed...ie. it's just some dude that knows fuck-all about exercise pretty much randomly throwing shit against a wall.
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Not that anyone here didn't already know this, it's just pretty much admitted in the video.

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I know how important crossfit is to all of you and I feel horrible that I threw off your schedule. I truly value my position as a coach and would never want you to think I take it for granted
Big LOL at this shit. ****NEWSFLASH**** You're not a couch, just a huckster taking money from people that are as dumb or dumber than you, nothing more...Oh and I hope you have a weighted bar crash on your heads from clapping Olympic powerlifting thrusters at the same time getting sued for being shitheads :finga:
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Quackmire wrote::vom:
Bony Pudding trying to "explain" the WOD programming. Through what he says and what he doesn't say, the abject stupidity of following the WOD is thus revealed...ie. it's just some dude that knows fuck-all about exercise pretty much randomly throwing shit against a wall.
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Not that anyone here didn't already know this, it's just pretty much admitted in the video.
I thought Castro did the "programming," if I may use the word so flippantly. ??


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powerlifter54 wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:WTF is an "Olympic power lifter".

It is intuitively obvious to the casual observer that "Olympic Powerlifters" do Oly lifts with wide box squat like stances, lots of upper body forward tilt, tribal tats, and a light beard.
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Mickey O'neil wrote:None of these fuckers know what the hell they are doing. I'm going to open an affiliate with T200.
That's a place I'd train at.
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