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She's like the CrossFit version of Jaime Escalante.Kazuya Mishima wrote:Dumbassity has NO limit.
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The CrossFit version would be Handstand And Deliver (Another Rhabdo Victim To The ER).

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Fuck, I love me some crazy ass broads. I like my @fit girls like I like my citrus, tart and juiced.
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Shoreline Crossfit...fucking up yo wrists in a hurry.


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Look at the jealousy on fatty's face. Priceless.

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I guess I knew the answer, it's just that sometimes it's hard to believe that so many people are taking shit just for looks- not even as a competition aid of any sort. Just to look "fit."
Oh fuck it, I'm just jealous cause my bodyfat ain't that low, and probably never will be.
Oh fuck it, I'm just jealous cause my bodyfat ain't that low, and probably never will be.
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I don't know. Fatty doesn't seem to have the need to Show! Everyone! How! Awesome! I Am! She might be better adjusted than Skinface McSkeletor.
"Know that! & Know it deep you fucking loser!"


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No Fatty just has to show everybody that she can't stop eating herself to death through a combination of gluttony and indiscipline. Which ass would you rather wake up to?

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I would pick the woman whose dysfunction requires killing herself in the gym and acquiescing to my every carnal demand over one who eats her feelings.Fat Cat wrote:No Fatty just has to show everybody that she can't stop eating herself to death through a combination of gluttony and indiscipline. Which ass would you rather wake up to?
They're all crazy, the question is, is she your kind of crazy?
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It seems obvious, but I dont know if I could take waking up to that toothy, hyper-motivated smile in my face every morning, throwing open the blinds and challenging me to "beat" her "Fran," lecturing me about my Zone blocks.Fat Cat wrote:No Fatty just has to show everybody that she can't stop eating herself to death through a combination of gluttony and indiscipline. Which ass would you rather wake up to?
At least Fatty would wake me up with smells of syrup and bacon...
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LOL! =D>protobuilder wrote:It seems obvious, but I dont know if I could take waking up to that toothy, hyper-motivated smile in my face every morning, throwing open the blinds and challenging me to "beat" her "Fran," lecturing me about my Zone blocks.Fat Cat wrote:No Fatty just has to show everybody that she can't stop eating herself to death through a combination of gluttony and indiscipline. Which ass would you rather wake up to?
At least Fatty would wake me up with smells of syrup and bacon...
One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.
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Alas, she's married to Wigger Woods there in the green.


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because she'd drinking the syrup for energy and she'd be sweatin' bacon grease while she's ridin' yaprotobuilder wrote:.
At least Fatty would wake me up with smells of syrup and bacon...
I'll take the Skeeter Bites
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TitsNYC reminds me a little bit of Shakira, but with Tits.ImUndaYourBed wrote:Too bad this one has turned out pretty stable. Otherwise we'd already have nudes.

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She looks like she's related to meth-calves.protobuilder wrote:First thing that came to my mind is, "Damn, you can't see her tits in that shot."Kazuya Mishima wrote:It's bad when the first thing that comes to mind to an uber hetero motherfucker like myself is "Bitch, fire yo hairdresser!"
She appears to be weak as fuck, yet stronger than XXX.
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She is a bit chicken legged, but her gams are jacked compared to Carl Borg, imo.
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And the Doe Eyes of Doom.Croatoa wrote: TitsNYC reminds me a little bit of Shakira, but with Tits.
The flesh is weak, and the smell of pussy is strong like a muthafucka.
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ATTN: TITSNYC. IF YOU ARE READING THIS THREAD. PLEASE POST MORE PICTURES OF YOURSELF ON YOUR BLOG(PREFERABLY TIT SHOTS). IN FACT, WE DON'T NEED ANY TEXT OR ACTUAL WORDS ON YOUR BLOG. NO ONE READS THAT STUFF ANYWAYS, WE ALL JUST WANT TO SEE MORE PICTURES OF YOU AND YOUR TITS. I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A BIG HEART(YOU NEED IT TO PUMP BLOOD TO THOSE HUGE TITS) SO PLEASE DO THIS FOR A LONELY GUY LIKE ME WHO LIKES LOOKING AT THOSE LUSH MILKY FUN BAGS. ALSO, NO MORE PICTURES OF YOUR BF ON YOUR BLOG PLEASE. JUST MORE TITS. SEEING PICTURES OF YOUR BF ON YOUR BLOG AMIDST A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF YOURSELF(AND YOUR TITS) IS LIKE WHEN THE CAMERA FLASHES TO THE DUDE'S FACE DURING A PORNO FILM, IT'S REALLY QUITE OFFENSIVE.
THANK YOU
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+1Croatoa wrote:ATTN: TITSNYC. IF YOU ARE READING THIS THREAD. PLEASE POST MORE PICTURES OF YOURSELF ON YOUR BLOG(PREFERABLY TIT SHOTS). IN FACT, WE DON'T NEED ANY TEXT OR ACTUAL WORDS ON YOUR BLOG. NO ONE READS THAT STUFF ANYWAYS, WE ALL JUST WANT TO SEE MORE PICTURES OF YOU AND YOUR TITS. I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A BIG HEART(YOU NEED IT TO PUMP BLOOD TO THOSE HUGE TITS) SO PLEASE DO THIS FOR A LONELY GUY LIKE ME WHO LIKES LOOKING AT THOSE LUSH MILKY FUN BAGS. ALSO, NO MORE PICTURES OF YOUR BF ON YOUR BLOG PLEASE. JUST MORE TITS. SEEING PICTURES OF YOUR BF ON YOUR BLOG AMIDST A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF YOURSELF(AND YOUR TITS) IS LIKE WHEN THE CAMERA FLASHES TO THE DUDE'S FACE DURING A PORNO FILM, IT'S REALLY QUITE OFFENSIVE.
THANK YOU
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As you know, x-fit men after first shaving their genitals start chasing a six-pack. The women are no different. The forum reveals that x-fit provides the perfect regimen and tribal gathering for exercise bulimics, wannabe anorexics, and assorted psychotics with "issues" about body image.Stayfq wrote:How in the hell do all these chicks get so lean and muscular?
The sex is loud and clawing, obviously.
Clearly those of limited intelligence who regularly post here haven't fully grasped the final point. Otherwise they would stop attacking the program and would head to the nearest garage gym for a quick and intense Fran, Annie, or whatever her name might be.
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XF loads women appropriately.
The obsessive compulsive eating disorder called the Zone diet helps.
And the little winny and 'var pills do the rest.
The obsessive compulsive eating disorder called the Zone diet helps.
And the little winny and 'var pills do the rest.
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Point to GryffindorSofa King wrote:+1Croatoa wrote:ATTN: TITSNYC. IF YOU ARE READING THIS THREAD. PLEASE POST MORE PICTURES OF YOURSELF ON YOUR BLOG(PREFERABLY TIT SHOTS). IN FACT, WE DON'T NEED ANY TEXT OR ACTUAL WORDS ON YOUR BLOG. NO ONE READS THAT STUFF ANYWAYS, WE ALL JUST WANT TO SEE MORE PICTURES OF YOU AND YOUR TITS. I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A BIG HEART(YOU NEED IT TO PUMP BLOOD TO THOSE HUGE TITS) SO PLEASE DO THIS FOR A LONELY GUY LIKE ME WHO LIKES LOOKING AT THOSE LUSH MILKY FUN BAGS. ALSO, NO MORE PICTURES OF YOUR BF ON YOUR BLOG PLEASE. JUST MORE TITS. SEEING PICTURES OF YOUR BF ON YOUR BLOG AMIDST A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF YOURSELF(AND YOUR TITS) IS LIKE WHEN THE CAMERA FLASHES TO THE DUDE'S FACE DURING A PORNO FILM, IT'S REALLY QUITE OFFENSIVE.
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