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Is that a serious question?
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Winstrol is a helluva drug.
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:Dumbassity has NO limit.

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She's like the CrossFit version of Jaime Escalante.

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The CrossFit version would be Handstand And Deliver (Another Rhabdo Victim To The ER).
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Fuck, I love me some crazy ass broads. I like my @fit girls like I like my citrus, tart and juiced.
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Shoreline Crossfit...fucking up yo wrists in a hurry.

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Look at the jealousy on fatty's face. Priceless.
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I guess I knew the answer, it's just that sometimes it's hard to believe that so many people are taking shit just for looks- not even as a competition aid of any sort. Just to look "fit."

Oh fuck it, I'm just jealous cause my bodyfat ain't that low, and probably never will be.


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I don't know. Fatty doesn't seem to have the need to Show! Everyone! How! Awesome! I Am! She might be better adjusted than Skinface McSkeletor.
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Man, this thread is growing at a Blob-like pace of devastation.
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No Fatty just has to show everybody that she can't stop eating herself to death through a combination of gluttony and indiscipline. Which ass would you rather wake up to?
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Fat Cat wrote:No Fatty just has to show everybody that she can't stop eating herself to death through a combination of gluttony and indiscipline. Which ass would you rather wake up to?
I would pick the woman whose dysfunction requires killing herself in the gym and acquiescing to my every carnal demand over one who eats her feelings.

They're all crazy, the question is, is she your kind of crazy?
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Fat Cat wrote:No Fatty just has to show everybody that she can't stop eating herself to death through a combination of gluttony and indiscipline. Which ass would you rather wake up to?
It seems obvious, but I dont know if I could take waking up to that toothy, hyper-motivated smile in my face every morning, throwing open the blinds and challenging me to "beat" her "Fran," lecturing me about my Zone blocks.

At least Fatty would wake me up with smells of syrup and bacon...
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protobuilder wrote:
Fat Cat wrote:No Fatty just has to show everybody that she can't stop eating herself to death through a combination of gluttony and indiscipline. Which ass would you rather wake up to?
It seems obvious, but I dont know if I could take waking up to that toothy, hyper-motivated smile in my face every morning, throwing open the blinds and challenging me to "beat" her "Fran," lecturing me about my Zone blocks.

At least Fatty would wake me up with smells of syrup and bacon...
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Alas, she's married to Wigger Woods there in the green.

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protobuilder wrote:.

At least Fatty would wake me up with smells of syrup and bacon...
because she'd drinking the syrup for energy and she'd be sweatin' bacon grease while she's ridin' ya

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ImUndaYourBed wrote:Too bad this one has turned out pretty stable. Otherwise we'd already have nudes.

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Where are the TitsNYC newds that Astroglide was going to post?
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protobuilder wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:It's bad when the first thing that comes to mind to an uber hetero motherfucker like myself is "Bitch, fire yo hairdresser!"
First thing that came to my mind is, "Damn, you can't see her tits in that shot."

She appears to be weak as fuck, yet stronger than XXX.
She looks like she's related to meth-calves.
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She is a bit chicken legged, but her gams are jacked compared to Carl Borg, imo.

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Croatoa wrote: TitsNYC reminds me a little bit of Shakira, but with Tits.
And the Doe Eyes of Doom.
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ATTN: TITSNYC. IF YOU ARE READING THIS THREAD. PLEASE POST MORE PICTURES OF YOURSELF ON YOUR BLOG(PREFERABLY TIT SHOTS). IN FACT, WE DON'T NEED ANY TEXT OR ACTUAL WORDS ON YOUR BLOG. NO ONE READS THAT STUFF ANYWAYS, WE ALL JUST WANT TO SEE MORE PICTURES OF YOU AND YOUR TITS. I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A BIG HEART(YOU NEED IT TO PUMP BLOOD TO THOSE HUGE TITS) SO PLEASE DO THIS FOR A LONELY GUY LIKE ME WHO LIKES LOOKING AT THOSE LUSH MILKY FUN BAGS. ALSO, NO MORE PICTURES OF YOUR BF ON YOUR BLOG PLEASE. JUST MORE TITS. SEEING PICTURES OF YOUR BF ON YOUR BLOG AMIDST A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF YOURSELF(AND YOUR TITS) IS LIKE WHEN THE CAMERA FLASHES TO THE DUDE'S FACE DURING A PORNO FILM, IT'S REALLY QUITE OFFENSIVE.

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Croatoa wrote:ATTN: TITSNYC. IF YOU ARE READING THIS THREAD. PLEASE POST MORE PICTURES OF YOURSELF ON YOUR BLOG(PREFERABLY TIT SHOTS). IN FACT, WE DON'T NEED ANY TEXT OR ACTUAL WORDS ON YOUR BLOG. NO ONE READS THAT STUFF ANYWAYS, WE ALL JUST WANT TO SEE MORE PICTURES OF YOU AND YOUR TITS. I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A BIG HEART(YOU NEED IT TO PUMP BLOOD TO THOSE HUGE TITS) SO PLEASE DO THIS FOR A LONELY GUY LIKE ME WHO LIKES LOOKING AT THOSE LUSH MILKY FUN BAGS. ALSO, NO MORE PICTURES OF YOUR BF ON YOUR BLOG PLEASE. JUST MORE TITS. SEEING PICTURES OF YOUR BF ON YOUR BLOG AMIDST A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF YOURSELF(AND YOUR TITS) IS LIKE WHEN THE CAMERA FLASHES TO THE DUDE'S FACE DURING A PORNO FILM, IT'S REALLY QUITE OFFENSIVE.

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Stayfq wrote:How in the hell do all these chicks get so lean and muscular?
As you know, x-fit men after first shaving their genitals start chasing a six-pack. The women are no different. The forum reveals that x-fit provides the perfect regimen and tribal gathering for exercise bulimics, wannabe anorexics, and assorted psychotics with "issues" about body image.

The sex is loud and clawing, obviously.

Clearly those of limited intelligence who regularly post here haven't fully grasped the final point. Otherwise they would stop attacking the program and would head to the nearest garage gym for a quick and intense Fran, Annie, or whatever her name might be.

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XF loads women appropriately.

The obsessive compulsive eating disorder called the Zone diet helps.

And the little winny and 'var pills do the rest.

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Sofa King wrote:
Croatoa wrote:ATTN: TITSNYC. IF YOU ARE READING THIS THREAD. PLEASE POST MORE PICTURES OF YOURSELF ON YOUR BLOG(PREFERABLY TIT SHOTS). IN FACT, WE DON'T NEED ANY TEXT OR ACTUAL WORDS ON YOUR BLOG. NO ONE READS THAT STUFF ANYWAYS, WE ALL JUST WANT TO SEE MORE PICTURES OF YOU AND YOUR TITS. I KNOW THAT YOU HAVE A BIG HEART(YOU NEED IT TO PUMP BLOOD TO THOSE HUGE TITS) SO PLEASE DO THIS FOR A LONELY GUY LIKE ME WHO LIKES LOOKING AT THOSE LUSH MILKY FUN BAGS. ALSO, NO MORE PICTURES OF YOUR BF ON YOUR BLOG PLEASE. JUST MORE TITS. SEEING PICTURES OF YOUR BF ON YOUR BLOG AMIDST A BUNCH OF PICTURES OF YOURSELF(AND YOUR TITS) IS LIKE WHEN THE CAMERA FLASHES TO THE DUDE'S FACE DURING A PORNO FILM, IT'S REALLY QUITE OFFENSIVE.

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