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by ThespianDouche
Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:05 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
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Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

As seen on FB Crushed another goal today by running a half marathon. Thank you, Danny Lazzeri for being a great training partner. We did this with running only one endurance run per week. Just to prove the effectiveness of our Urban WarFit CrossFit training! So, if you're an endurance athlete and ar...
by ThespianDouche
Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:03 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

Just more shit for us to rag on.

Powerlifter54,

THey called you out. By the way, who thinks a 135 lb OHS for guy is impressive?
by ThespianDouche
Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:49 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

WHy not just wear a long sleeve shirt? Or am I mising something?
by ThespianDouche
Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:27 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

Freki,

Please tell me you have video of that.
by ThespianDouche
Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:21 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

Does that say "unstraight" or "Unstrong"? It's hard to tell, it's a little blurry.
by ThespianDouche
Tue Aug 09, 2011 4:20 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

How many olympians have you trained in preperation of the next olympics?

What happened to louie simmons affiliation with CF?

How much of CF philosphy is stolen from Super Training?
by ThespianDouche
Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:05 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

WHo at HQ would have a clue about cycles? Bmac would quit at week 6 Castro clearly doean't take enough anti E You can't inject Gin, so couch is out Pudding was involved with "At the chalk board" so his intelligence is in question Saran seems like he would use the "PED are for losers a...
by ThespianDouche
Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:09 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

THey proved what, exactly?

Where are the non CFers? WHere are the events that are even similar to what other athletes do?

It's like I'm taking crazy pills.
by ThespianDouche
Thu Aug 04, 2011 7:52 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

She's the best thing to come in at the games.
by ThespianDouche
Thu Aug 04, 2011 2:46 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

WGM, I encourage bacchanalia before posting. Even if the only thing you can beat is your score from last time, do that. Not everyone can win everything. Find something you like and train the hell out of it. I'll never win Nationals in judo, but I will leave a trail littered with the opponents I defe...
by ThespianDouche
Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:22 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

Premature ejaculation would imply finishing at some point. I imagine it more like Bmac is going to town, the fauxhawk flapping in the wind and he screams "Ahh, i pulled a hip flexor, I'm done", THne the next day "Dammit, I slipped on the floor, who waxed this?". "Fucking con...
by ThespianDouche
Wed Aug 03, 2011 5:48 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

Dirt diva left because she was tired of DNFing.
by ThespianDouche
Wed Aug 03, 2011 5:33 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

CFE: hundreds of ultra marathon finishers can't be right.

CFE:If at first you don't finish, move the goals posts

Bmac: DNFing books and races since 2008
by ThespianDouche
Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:55 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

If he had to ride the regular bus, he would DNF half way to the back.
by ThespianDouche
Tue Aug 02, 2011 11:40 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

Much as I haven't heard of anyone that strictly follows CF Endurance programming actually winning a marathon, ultra-, or triathalon.
FUck, how many finish, let alone win?
by ThespianDouche
Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:17 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

Fuck birthday cake. I'd rather have nachos, especially with brisket on it.
by ThespianDouche
Tue Aug 02, 2011 4:06 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

I believe she gulps Rips and Pendlay's spooge. How many people here have at one point hawked CF? Blaming someone for hawking CF at one point (who doesn't want to believe they can deadlift 700lbs 2 years from now?) is like picking on someone for their high school hair cut. Yes she is an attention who...
by ThespianDouche
Tue Aug 02, 2011 3:12 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

kipping puppy rape
Video or it didn't happen. God I hope there's video.

GM,

How about a cyp camel back?
by ThespianDouche
Tue Aug 02, 2011 2:24 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

6 gauge needle Holy Coleman Jeebus, you injecting or drilling for oil? Apparently T Cohen has been moderated. Say what you want about her attention whorism, glittery outfits and general, "Look at me attitude", she was a voice of reason, strength and intelligent programming over on the CF ...
by ThespianDouche
Mon Aug 01, 2011 9:32 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

GM,

Of course BMac doesn't walk the walk; walking isn't nearly intense enough to drive any adaptations. Training for long distance events should always be high intensity training since it
by ThespianDouche
Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:00 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

265 deadlifts for 10 is strong?
by ThespianDouche
Fri Jul 29, 2011 11:15 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

From the CF boards
The athletes only had what looked to be a 20' or maybe 25' wide lane to throw in, and if the ball landed outside the lane, it was DNF.
by ThespianDouche
Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:59 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

Even the fucking CF web page says "Regularly learn and play new sports"

This is what happens when you think doing shitty snatches and kipping pull ups for time is the only sport you need.
by ThespianDouche
Fri Jul 29, 2011 12:49 pm
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

"I don't get why people are making fun of the softball throw. A softball is similar in size and weight to a typical hand grenade. Ask any specops operator how important the ability to throw a grenade is, and I guarantee you won't question the validity of the softball throw. Do we know if any s...
by ThespianDouche
Fri Jul 29, 2011 1:30 am
Forum: Free Speech Forum
Topic: The couch thread
Replies: 35106
Views: 11317672

Re: The couch thread

What is the going markup for "tactical" softballs? Is there a manufacturer of military grade softballs?

I can't wait for the insipid pictures of CFers playing catch in Yosemite.